Moonpie
@moonpie1220.bsky.social
Christian. Demigirl. INTP. Type 9. Gryffindor. She/Her/They/Them.
Mark 5:36
Mark 5:36
No matter how much I try to fight it, I’m just reminded time and time again that I have stupid mom brain.
Why do I bother fighting it?
Why do I bother fighting it?
September 17, 2026 at 5:26 PM
No matter how much I try to fight it, I’m just reminded time and time again that I have stupid mom brain.
Why do I bother fighting it?
Why do I bother fighting it?
Have to practice something in a timely manner.
But feeling extreme feelings of badness.
Now I don’t wanna do anything and my body is physically shutting down
FUCK.
But feeling extreme feelings of badness.
Now I don’t wanna do anything and my body is physically shutting down
FUCK.
August 31, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Have to practice something in a timely manner.
But feeling extreme feelings of badness.
Now I don’t wanna do anything and my body is physically shutting down
FUCK.
But feeling extreme feelings of badness.
Now I don’t wanna do anything and my body is physically shutting down
FUCK.
I started playing an addicting game in the middle of editing season
….what have I done?
….what have I done?
July 13, 2026 at 3:31 AM
I started playing an addicting game in the middle of editing season
….what have I done?
….what have I done?
Screaming into a void I didn’t know I was in 🥲
June 5, 2026 at 4:47 AM
Screaming into a void I didn’t know I was in 🥲
If a recipe asks you to use 15g of pepper, DONT
May 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
If a recipe asks you to use 15g of pepper, DONT
Sam came into the bedroom to find me sobbing over the fact that puffins mate for life.
May 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Sam came into the bedroom to find me sobbing over the fact that puffins mate for life.
One of the hardest things I didn’t realize as a parent
When my baby is trying new foods for the first time, I can’t season anything 😭
When my baby is trying new foods for the first time, I can’t season anything 😭
April 23, 2026 at 10:02 PM
One of the hardest things I didn’t realize as a parent
When my baby is trying new foods for the first time, I can’t season anything 😭
When my baby is trying new foods for the first time, I can’t season anything 😭
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If you are scared and angry and need to DO something (and you do need to do something) do this. Every day this week. Call your senators and say NO MORE MONEY FOR ICE. It may be uncomfortable for you, but it’s less uncomfortable than getting shot in the street. www.buzzfeed.com/jillianwilso...
Experts Say There Is Actually Something You Can Do To Stop ICE — But It’s Crucial You Do It Now
Political and immigration experts shared what exactly you can do and why it matters so much this week.
www.buzzfeed.com
January 25, 2026 at 5:07 AM
If you are scared and angry and need to DO something (and you do need to do something) do this. Every day this week. Call your senators and say NO MORE MONEY FOR ICE. It may be uncomfortable for you, but it’s less uncomfortable than getting shot in the street. www.buzzfeed.com/jillianwilso...
All I can do is hold my baby and cry
That’s all I can fucking do
That’s all I can fucking do
January 24, 2026 at 10:50 PM
All I can do is hold my baby and cry
That’s all I can fucking do
That’s all I can fucking do
Sang a lullaby to put my baby to sleep, but 1 verse in my husband was snoring.
Mom win?
Mom win?
January 5, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Sang a lullaby to put my baby to sleep, but 1 verse in my husband was snoring.
Mom win?
Mom win?
I hate this country so much
We’re bombing other countries while I’m debating going to urgent care because we already have so many medical bills
We’re bombing other countries while I’m debating going to urgent care because we already have so many medical bills
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I hate this country so much
We’re bombing other countries while I’m debating going to urgent care because we already have so many medical bills
We’re bombing other countries while I’m debating going to urgent care because we already have so many medical bills
It’s 1am
I threw up an eggnog drink
Baby cut her nose with her own fingernail
Sam is signing a delirious version of the SpongeBob first Christmas song while feeding her
It’s our first Christmas as a family of 3
And I couldn’t be happier
I threw up an eggnog drink
Baby cut her nose with her own fingernail
Sam is signing a delirious version of the SpongeBob first Christmas song while feeding her
It’s our first Christmas as a family of 3
And I couldn’t be happier
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 AM
It’s 1am
I threw up an eggnog drink
Baby cut her nose with her own fingernail
Sam is signing a delirious version of the SpongeBob first Christmas song while feeding her
It’s our first Christmas as a family of 3
And I couldn’t be happier
I threw up an eggnog drink
Baby cut her nose with her own fingernail
Sam is signing a delirious version of the SpongeBob first Christmas song while feeding her
It’s our first Christmas as a family of 3
And I couldn’t be happier
There’s something magical about seeing your face in your baby’s eyes.
All 7 of my chins included
All 7 of my chins included
December 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
There’s something magical about seeing your face in your baby’s eyes.
All 7 of my chins included
All 7 of my chins included
Man, maternal instincts are WHACK
November 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Man, maternal instincts are WHACK
This has been Sam & me for the past 2 weeks:
October 21, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This has been Sam & me for the past 2 weeks:
My husband said that our newborn daughter is like a mix between a piglet, a Yoshi, and Moo Deng
And the craziest part is that I totally get it
And the craziest part is that I totally get it
October 10, 2025 at 3:52 AM
My husband said that our newborn daughter is like a mix between a piglet, a Yoshi, and Moo Deng
And the craziest part is that I totally get it
And the craziest part is that I totally get it
In all my ramblings I forgot to mention my nails came out gorgeous
September 8, 2025 at 9:44 PM
In all my ramblings I forgot to mention my nails came out gorgeous
Getting a mani/pedi and they got the Great British Bake Off playing on the TVs here
How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲
How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲
September 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Getting a mani/pedi and they got the Great British Bake Off playing on the TVs here
How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲
How am I supporting relax when I want cake SO BAD RN? 🥲
Dear Inspiration,
I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project.
But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?!
- One Exasperated Moonpie
I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project.
But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?!
- One Exasperated Moonpie
August 10, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Dear Inspiration,
I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project.
But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?!
- One Exasperated Moonpie
I love it when you arrive. You bring such energy and whimsy that takes me through many a project.
But next time, can you arrive a little more than A WEEK BEFORE THE DEADLINE PLEASE?!
- One Exasperated Moonpie
The downside of keeping the gender a secret is putting baby clothes on the registry.
I ain’t raising no beige baby.
I ain’t raising no beige baby.
July 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The downside of keeping the gender a secret is putting baby clothes on the registry.
I ain’t raising no beige baby.
I ain’t raising no beige baby.
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That requires pants. He's gonna doordash McD until he McPukes
July 21, 2025 at 7:47 PM
That requires pants. He's gonna doordash McD until he McPukes
I know he’s a grown adult but I can’t help but worry if Sam’s gonna eat good while I’m out of town
(Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social)
Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE
(Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social)
Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE
July 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I know he’s a grown adult but I can’t help but worry if Sam’s gonna eat good while I’m out of town
(Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social)
Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE
(Sees a notice for a neighborhood food truck social)
Oh nevermind. He gonna be FINE
AMV editing is going well 🥲
June 30, 2025 at 3:52 PM
AMV editing is going well 🥲