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Moorepheme
@moorepheme.bsky.social
· Aug 13
(2/3rds Credit to my co-workers:)
Jackoff January
Fake Fertilizing February
Masturbation Minimizing March
Aborted Arousal April
Molestation Mollification May
Juggle Junk June
Jolly Jiggle July
Anti-Angst August
Semi Sinister September
October (We hate October)
No Nut November
Dildo Denial December
Jackoff January
Fake Fertilizing February
Masturbation Minimizing March
Aborted Arousal April
Molestation Mollification May
Juggle Junk June
Jolly Jiggle July
Anti-Angst August
Semi Sinister September
October (We hate October)
No Nut November
Dildo Denial December
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it's easy to get derailed by side quests at the orgy
September 21, 2026 at 4:21 PM
it's easy to get derailed by side quests at the orgy
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my summer tan is fading, which means it's almost time to switch my foundation shade from "sickly underbelly of a dead fish" back to "ghost haunting the basement of an Opera house"
September 21, 2026 at 2:14 PM
my summer tan is fading, which means it's almost time to switch my foundation shade from "sickly underbelly of a dead fish" back to "ghost haunting the basement of an Opera house"
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How many dates do I have to go on with someone before I can cry?
September 18, 2026 at 5:52 PM
How many dates do I have to go on with someone before I can cry?
Seven great companies and services I made up on the bus today:
1. Didgereedonuts
2. InterCom Wireless
3. Torii-Torii-Torii's Far East Fashions
4. Inflatable Friends by Paula's Platonics
5. Chastity Sweatwear and Sandals
6. OBX Construction: Obnoxiously large house design
7. Tongue Condoms, Inc.
1. Didgereedonuts
2. InterCom Wireless
3. Torii-Torii-Torii's Far East Fashions
4. Inflatable Friends by Paula's Platonics
5. Chastity Sweatwear and Sandals
6. OBX Construction: Obnoxiously large house design
7. Tongue Condoms, Inc.
September 18, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Seven great companies and services I made up on the bus today:
1. Didgereedonuts
2. InterCom Wireless
3. Torii-Torii-Torii's Far East Fashions
4. Inflatable Friends by Paula's Platonics
5. Chastity Sweatwear and Sandals
6. OBX Construction: Obnoxiously large house design
7. Tongue Condoms, Inc.
1. Didgereedonuts
2. InterCom Wireless
3. Torii-Torii-Torii's Far East Fashions
4. Inflatable Friends by Paula's Platonics
5. Chastity Sweatwear and Sandals
6. OBX Construction: Obnoxiously large house design
7. Tongue Condoms, Inc.
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Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
September 17, 2026 at 12:02 PM
Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans”
If you do a create-your-own slop bowl and it sucks, is it your fault or the restaurant's fault?
September 17, 2026 at 12:35 PM
If you do a create-your-own slop bowl and it sucks, is it your fault or the restaurant's fault?
This explains so much.
Okay so @defector.com has had an odd glitch since the site redesign a couple of weeks back where the wrong photo and headline are often put together on the main page and I was going to ask them about fixing it but this just happened and as far as I'm concerned they have to leave it as is.
September 17, 2026 at 12:30 PM
This explains so much.
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“Look, before you start yelling, I want you to keep in mind that you still have one perfectly good shoe, while Sam here and I have a total of eight feet between us, and exactly zero shoes. So, I think maybe you should stop and honestly ask yourself who the real victims are here.”
September 13, 2026 at 7:17 PM
“Look, before you start yelling, I want you to keep in mind that you still have one perfectly good shoe, while Sam here and I have a total of eight feet between us, and exactly zero shoes. So, I think maybe you should stop and honestly ask yourself who the real victims are here.”
(How I feel when I get a new subscriber.)
Hazbin Hotel Charlie
ALT: Hazbin Hotel Charlie
static.klipy.com
September 13, 2026 at 4:09 PM
(How I feel when I get a new subscriber.)
Something I wrote on Reddit has more than 70 comments and now I'm too scared to see what.
September 13, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Something I wrote on Reddit has more than 70 comments and now I'm too scared to see what.
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Them: Are you seeing someone?
Me: Do you mean a therapist, a boy or hallucinations…
Me: Do you mean a therapist, a boy or hallucinations…
September 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Them: Are you seeing someone?
Me: Do you mean a therapist, a boy or hallucinations…
Me: Do you mean a therapist, a boy or hallucinations…
'Are you sure you'd like to unsubscribe?' has to be one of the dumbest questions of all time.
September 13, 2026 at 12:25 PM
'Are you sure you'd like to unsubscribe?' has to be one of the dumbest questions of all time.
Virtual Girlfriends for $59.95 a year? I can't compete with that!
SHUT DOWN THE DATA CENTERS!!
SHUT DOWN THE DATA CENTERS!!
September 12, 2026 at 12:57 PM
Virtual Girlfriends for $59.95 a year? I can't compete with that!
SHUT DOWN THE DATA CENTERS!!
SHUT DOWN THE DATA CENTERS!!
The Michelin man used to be made of black tires but people kept calling the police.
September 12, 2026 at 12:44 PM
The Michelin man used to be made of black tires but people kept calling the police.
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ok but that's a crazy name for a kid
Lady Gaga and her fiance Michael have welcomed their first child, Page Six reports.
September 12, 2026 at 5:51 AM
ok but that's a crazy name for a kid
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You mean it wasn't vandals but instead a human error that was likely associated with and definitively emblematic of the incompetent superficial narcissism that some people call our leader?!? Well, I'm just shocked.
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
September 12, 2026 at 10:58 AM
You mean it wasn't vandals but instead a human error that was likely associated with and definitively emblematic of the incompetent superficial narcissism that some people call our leader?!? Well, I'm just shocked.
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
www.inquirer.com/news/nation-...
Also, it looks really awful so there's that reason, too.
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series:
“She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.”
variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
“She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.”
variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
variety.com
September 11, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Also, it looks really awful so there's that reason, too.
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‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series:
“She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.”
variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
“She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.”
variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
variety.com
September 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series:
“She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.”
variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
“She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.”
variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
Personally, I would be relieved to find out that I had received malware and had not, in fact, been invited to a party.
I had NOT realized this humiliation has already risen to the level of an NYT trend piece www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/s...
September 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Personally, I would be relieved to find out that I had received malware and had not, in fact, been invited to a party.
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I had NOT realized this humiliation has already risen to the level of an NYT trend piece www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/s...
September 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
I had NOT realized this humiliation has already risen to the level of an NYT trend piece www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/s...