I honestly hope that, even if the Orange Bitch backs off of the tariffs, that Canada and Mexico keep theirs on us for at least a month. Call it a “Orange Man Being an Orange Bitch” tax. Gonna learn today, Don Don.

I’ve never personally understood people who put flags (Trump,
Biden, whomever) in their yard. Like, why would you want the very first thing that someone finds out about you to be what politician you simp for? It’s just weird….

I’m 100% the timeline we’re on started when the Seahawks didn’t give the ball to BeastMode on the 1 yard line.