Moose Nose
moose-nose.bsky.social
Moose Nose
@moose-nose.bsky.social
History nerd. (Do not test.)
Understands Constitution.
#GunControl #BLM
#Bruins #Celtics
Caregiver to best dog ever. #greatpyrenees
#bluecrew #strongertogether #nevertrump
So relieved we got a cross-dressing couch-fucker instead of this guy.
September 10, 2026 at 10:36 AM
Ahhh, I'm remembering of lovingly republicans cared for Ms. Lewinsky. That's the way.
August 19, 2026 at 11:56 AM
So, it's not just me. I have no reason to hate him, but he just *looks* like a dick. So, well, I hate him.
July 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
what's the fucking point here? Unfollowed.
July 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Band members outnumber the audience four-to-one.
June 30, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Sneaky lady. I think the going rate is $135K, right? Plus inflation?
June 30, 2026 at 7:45 PM
I'm playing catch-up, clearly. I just realized that kicking the ball out of play is *not* a two-minute minor for delay of game.
June 30, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Needs more flags and gold eagles.
June 30, 2026 at 7:41 PM
How close does the freekick need to be to the goal before they can build a wall?

And do we get Mexico to pay for the wall?
June 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
"So, when there's a PK, all the guys line up, cover their balls, and stand like a...." 😆

I don't know football either, but that profile pic of yours looks like that of a badass striker who scores at least once a game.
June 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I'd kinda like that. Home to Ohio, where he brought them a championship and them broke their hearts.
June 30, 2026 at 5:04 PM
He'll be a Buckeye! Woot ! Woot!
June 30, 2026 at 5:03 PM
He's looking for that box cutter that the Antifa terrorist used to slice up his pool.
June 30, 2026 at 5:00 PM
I think the point is that Homeland Security has placed their fucking little border wall in the shot.
June 30, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Wow, Debbie Downer. But tell me, how many of them have a free Ferris wheel in the front yard of the capital city?? Yeah. See?
June 30, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Ah, but the really good news. Your fucking news programs are tanking. Suck one, you spineless assholes.
June 23, 2026 at 11:43 PM
Good. Die slowly chocking on a chicken bone.
June 23, 2026 at 11:40 PM
start eating asparagus now
June 23, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I'm gonna move to Maine so I can vote for you, Graham. I miss Mookie too.
May 26, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Who's the artist? I love this!
May 18, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Dear Mark,

Run for President. You'll win.

Sincerely,

Everyone
May 7, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Holy shit, Sarah. You are an actual American hero. Seriously. Under heavy fire and still lobbing grenades. Talk about bravery. Proud of you and The Atlantic.

Ka$h should not fuck around with those who published Longfellow's Midnight Ride of Paul Revere and are still going strong.
May 7, 2026 at 6:38 PM
I'll just apologize in advance for tonight! 😁
April 28, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Apologies. I was feeling shitty after that ass-kicking. The pic was not from the game (wrong jerseys). Just felt crappy. Sorry I took it out on you.
April 28, 2026 at 5:35 PM