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tomorrowx3.bsky.social
I can’t explain it, but I think people who pronounce it “expresso” are happier
September 24, 2026 at 11:18 PM
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sjksalisbury.bsky.social
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
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dsoart.com
Garffeld Pt 12, Special Edition
3 panel Garffeld comic: panel 1, Garffeld crouches on a table while Jon angrily reads a letter, "What is this? What devilry have you wrought now?"; panel 2, Jon reads further down the letter, "The list of crimes continues!"; panel 3, Jon holds his face in his hands, "I am beset by a wicked cat." Garffeld looks at the viewer, "I have not been idle."
September 10, 2026 at 1:14 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
A New Color (1/5🧵)
Page 1: A man is walking home, smoking a cigarette, being quietly trailed by a UFO above him. As he enters his apartment, two aliens watch from inside the ship. Alien 1, who has a large head, says, “that’s him. Let’s move.” Page 2: The man walks upstairs as the aliens watch from the entrance of the building. The man enters his apartment and greets his little dog. Suddenly there is a knock at the door. Page 3: he peers through his peephole, and sees the two aliens standing in the hallway. Alien 1 is holding a briefcase. From behind him, the voice of alien one: “don’t scream.” Page 4: The aliens are seated across the room on the man’s couch. Sadie is in her bed next to them. Alien 1 says, “you’re not in any danger. Have a seat.” The man looks at his dog and thinks, “sadie is unusually calm.” Alien 1: don’t scream, or it’s a problem.
August 24, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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swiftonsecurity.com
We value your privacy We and our 1566 partners use c
August 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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roseschmits.bsky.social
Jabba was right
May 20, 2026 at 2:48 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two humanoid ants are in the middle of an intense showdown. One of them is holding a giant paperclip with one end straightened out. They are standing on an electric wall outlet. Ant 1, with the paperclip, points to Ant 2 and says, “if I go down, you’re going with me.” Ant 2 grimly replies, “you wouldn’t…” Panel 2: Ant 1 swings the paperclip overhead, aimed directly into the wall outlet hole. Ant 2 yells, “don’t!!” Panel 3: zoomed way out, the wall outlet explodes a little spark with a POOF! A person on a couch next to the outlet looks over and says, “what the—?!”
August 19, 2026 at 3:02 PM
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silly.bsky.social
just put a feather in my hat and yankee doodle was right. this shit is straight up macaroni
January 30, 2025 at 4:32 AM
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lonepilgrim.bsky.social
“Standby for Acton!”
Commander Shore from Stingray holds a microphone in front of him while smoking a cigar
February 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
July 15, 2026 at 3:31 PM
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hugorrific.bsky.social
Could be us
Two rice cookers about to kith.
July 7, 2026 at 3:29 PM
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adequateemily.bsky.social
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
July 7, 2026 at 10:05 PM
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ofalafel.bsky.social
Hydrangea Break
June 30, 2026 at 9:24 PM
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rhodri.biz
I make my mother a birthday card every year in the style of a 6 year old child, and it’s good to see this one up on the dresser
June 30, 2026 at 7:20 AM
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ceej.online
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT!
BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny.
JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay.
BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
June 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
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undeniablyalex.bsky.social
YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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noscoredraws.com
RIGHT IS THIS BETTER, I MISSED THE GOAL FOR THIS
June 28, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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dsoart.com
Garffeld Pt 2
A three panel comic of a classic Garfield comic strip drawn in medieval style: panel 1, Friar Jon reaches for something on his desk next to an inkwell; panel 2, he realizes it’s missing, and thinks “Where didst I leave my quill?”; panel 3, Garffeld is seen with a quill pen in his mouth and Jon is shouting off panel, “Garffeld!”
June 28, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
How FIFA see players every 20 minutes.
June 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
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granttanaka.bsky.social
remember to treat your daughter like a princess (marry her off to a head of state to consolidate power)
June 28, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
Something I've been working on: what if this guy said "Disclosure Day."
The sweater weirdo from Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 right after he shoots someone and says "garbage day."
June 28, 2026 at 2:58 AM
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brendelbored.bsky.social
The date is November 19th 2026, I have just bought Grand Theft Auto VI. It takes 8 days to download, I pee in a Gatorade bottle. It will be the greatest art humanity has ever created. I start the game. I see a fake electronics store called ‘Circuit Titty’. “They’ve done it” I think. I begin to weep.
June 27, 2026 at 2:30 PM
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ceej.online
when rivers go into an ocean it's like, come on. you have enough
June 26, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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tokyosexwhale.bsky.social
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June 26, 2026 at 8:14 AM
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Garffeld
Three panel comic of an homage to the first Garfield strip, but Jon is a monk and Garfield is a medieval rendering of a cat. In the first panel, Jon says, “HWÆT, LAM JON ARBUCKLE. I AM A MONK, AND THIS MY CATTE, GARFFELD.” In the second panel, Garffeld is thinking, “ HWÆT, I AM GARFFELD. I AM A CATTE, AND THIS IS MY MONK, JON.” In the last panel, Jon says, “OUR ONLY THOUGHT IS TO GLORIFY GOD.” Garffeld thinks, “FEDE ME.”
June 23, 2026 at 4:19 PM