Morgoth's Lawyer
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I don't know man, there's just a lot going on right now.
Canadian, Former Touring Showpony, World Traveler, Parent, Exhausted.
Canadian, Former Touring Showpony, World Traveler, Parent, Exhausted.
Just got back from a month in the UK. My pantry is now stocked with marmite, twiglets, and Branston pickle. I'm British now, guys.
September 9, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Just got back from a month in the UK. My pantry is now stocked with marmite, twiglets, and Branston pickle. I'm British now, guys.
This just confirms my theory that in the 80's, even rich people's couches were ugly.
PETER FALK sketching at his Beverly Hills home in 1984.
August 28, 2026 at 9:21 AM
This just confirms my theory that in the 80's, even rich people's couches were ugly.
So after tearing up *his own USMCA deal*, Trump wants to eliminate French in Canada, veto our trade partnerships, and control our minerals. All in exchange for a worse deal for us than before.
Fuck that, fuck you, buy Canadian.
USians, please jersey this fucker on November.
Fuck that, fuck you, buy Canadian.
USians, please jersey this fucker on November.
August 24, 2026 at 10:58 AM
So after tearing up *his own USMCA deal*, Trump wants to eliminate French in Canada, veto our trade partnerships, and control our minerals. All in exchange for a worse deal for us than before.
Fuck that, fuck you, buy Canadian.
USians, please jersey this fucker on November.
Fuck that, fuck you, buy Canadian.
USians, please jersey this fucker on November.
Judge Janine wheeling out her morning box of Cardboardonnay.
August 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Judge Janine wheeling out her morning box of Cardboardonnay.
Air quality is so bad today in our corner of the Pacific Northwest that I took my kid to an indoor public pool. If the obvious gross factor wasn't enough, we had to battle a rat-king of 10 year olds clogging up the lazy river. Time to day drink.
August 4, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Air quality is so bad today in our corner of the Pacific Northwest that I took my kid to an indoor public pool. If the obvious gross factor wasn't enough, we had to battle a rat-king of 10 year olds clogging up the lazy river. Time to day drink.
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real art isn't in the cinema. it's not in books or libraries. it's definitely not in the TV. real art only exists on youtube channels with 3,000 followers where a guy who calls himself MicrowaveBen reviews tv dinners on a strange but internally consistent 7-point scale he calls the Flavornator
July 27, 2026 at 7:43 PM
real art isn't in the cinema. it's not in books or libraries. it's definitely not in the TV. real art only exists on youtube channels with 3,000 followers where a guy who calls himself MicrowaveBen reviews tv dinners on a strange but internally consistent 7-point scale he calls the Flavornator
What are the six genders? Wrong answers only.
May 15, 2026 at 3:18 PM
What are the six genders? Wrong answers only.
Ok but did they just throw out all the big macs after it was cancelled?
April 26, 2026 at 3:07 PM
Ok but did they just throw out all the big macs after it was cancelled?
God tier film for 80's kids. We were all too young when we saw this for the first time.
April 21, 2026 at 3:12 PM
God tier film for 80's kids. We were all too young when we saw this for the first time.
No but fr, you cannot convince me that Alix Earle and Alex Cooper are two different people.
April 16, 2026 at 9:38 PM
No but fr, you cannot convince me that Alix Earle and Alex Cooper are two different people.
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25th amendment? As if any checks & balances mean anything now? Babes, his system is designed to keep him there, & none of them are going to remove him. No one is going to do the right thing. He would've been gone ages ago if the "rules" still meant anything to anyone with any power.
April 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
25th amendment? As if any checks & balances mean anything now? Babes, his system is designed to keep him there, & none of them are going to remove him. No one is going to do the right thing. He would've been gone ages ago if the "rules" still meant anything to anyone with any power.
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For the record, I find that standing on the side of transgender folks is more important than watching a new Harry Potter series.
I worked in tv, I understand that hundreds of people worked on it, not just JK Rowling - however, unlike the first film, they did so knowing that she uses her wealth 1/
I worked in tv, I understand that hundreds of people worked on it, not just JK Rowling - however, unlike the first film, they did so knowing that she uses her wealth 1/
March 26, 2026 at 8:15 PM
For the record, I find that standing on the side of transgender folks is more important than watching a new Harry Potter series.
I worked in tv, I understand that hundreds of people worked on it, not just JK Rowling - however, unlike the first film, they did so knowing that she uses her wealth 1/
I worked in tv, I understand that hundreds of people worked on it, not just JK Rowling - however, unlike the first film, they did so knowing that she uses her wealth 1/
Why tf am I crying?
March 10, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Why tf am I crying?
"Trump called in to C-SPAN as John Barron!"
No, that's very obviously a mediocre impression of Trump (sorry to that man). It's still funny, but when Trump called in to shows as John Barron, he didn't try to change his voice at all, because he's not that clever.
No, that's very obviously a mediocre impression of Trump (sorry to that man). It's still funny, but when Trump called in to shows as John Barron, he didn't try to change his voice at all, because he's not that clever.
February 22, 2026 at 2:36 PM
"Trump called in to C-SPAN as John Barron!"
No, that's very obviously a mediocre impression of Trump (sorry to that man). It's still funny, but when Trump called in to shows as John Barron, he didn't try to change his voice at all, because he's not that clever.
No, that's very obviously a mediocre impression of Trump (sorry to that man). It's still funny, but when Trump called in to shows as John Barron, he didn't try to change his voice at all, because he's not that clever.
My algorithm has shifted from showing me beautiful surprise mushrooms to now showing me unsolicited slime molds.
How did we get here?
How did we get here?
February 18, 2026 at 12:01 AM
My algorithm has shifted from showing me beautiful surprise mushrooms to now showing me unsolicited slime molds.
How did we get here?
How did we get here?
Oh ok. Cool.
Coolcoolcool.
Coolcoolcool.
February 15, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Oh ok. Cool.
Coolcoolcool.
Coolcoolcool.
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I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.
February 14, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I knew I saw this somewhere before. Funny that it’s almost exactly what’s actually happening now.
Celine Dion joining social media and giving us so many gifts...
a woman in a gold suit sings into a microphone
ALT: a woman in a gold suit sings into a microphone
media.tenor.com
February 6, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Celine Dion joining social media and giving us so many gifts...
My two year old cat has only just realized that he can sleep on the couch. He's deliriously happy and looking at me like "Bitch you didn't even tell me this was an option?!"
February 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
My two year old cat has only just realized that he can sleep on the couch. He's deliriously happy and looking at me like "Bitch you didn't even tell me this was an option?!"