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Morrigoon
@morrigoon.bsky.social
Cosplayer, Whovian, Disneylander, Trojan. Fluent in sarcasm. Duwies bran.
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That is THE dumbest flex I’ve read on an internet full of them
June 27, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I first read this on the halfway post, so it’s almost certainly satire
June 21, 2026 at 2:47 AM
Yeah bitch he was always gonna fail. And the worst part? We fucking TOLD you!

Ugh these people getting their faces eaten…
June 20, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Shitter’s full!
June 20, 2026 at 12:41 AM
* object
June 19, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Just confirmed. It’s a snap. NBC photo shows:
June 19, 2026 at 8:22 AM
They already have snaps ffs. He’s so far gone he can’t snap it?
June 19, 2026 at 8:20 AM
Thing is… those medals have snaps
June 19, 2026 at 8:19 AM
With no filter he may reveal things he shouldn’t. I mean not on purpose.
June 19, 2026 at 8:11 AM
Macron knew that a) Cheeto would not understand the historical significance of the location, and b) that he would find the shiny ✨ eject irresistible.
Expert trolling. 10/10 no notes
June 19, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Damn, he is a force to be reckoned with at the podium isn’t he?
June 19, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Ohhhh I bet he wants them to release the dirt on Cheeto now…
June 19, 2026 at 4:08 AM
I hate this video. He looks far too healthy. He looks like shit, don’t get me wrong, but… he could be more.
June 19, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Leave nerds out of this! Were liberals! (By way of being able to reason and understanding of historical events)
June 18, 2026 at 11:36 PM
You spelled “criminals”
Wrong but I’ll allow it.
June 18, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Don’t forget simping for more powerful men. That level of ass-kissing seems sacred to them.
June 16, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Nice
June 16, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Is it a publicly traded company? Asking for a few million Thriends…
June 16, 2026 at 3:43 AM
And do it mid-event after he falls asleep in his chair
June 14, 2026 at 1:38 AM