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Grace Ashcroft
August 19, 2026 at 3:21 PM
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u.m.a.
June 17, 2026 at 1:43 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A long limbed, sharp toothed demonic Shen is approaching a farmer on a dirt road in a wide open field, at late sunset, walking with both his legs and elongated arms. At the top it says "Somewhere near Owensboro, Kentucky". Shen is saying "VIRTUOUS and HARD-WORKING COUNTRY FOLK. I have once again come to corrupt YOU." Panel 2: The farmer, wearing overalls, a white shirt, a dark blue jacket, and a straw hat, points a revolver at Shen and says "Not today." In his other hand he has a pitchfork. Panel 3: The farmer shoots Shen directly in the heart, his aim true. Panel 4: Shen stands for a moment, a smoking bullet hole in his sweatshirt and his face cloaked in shadow. Panel 5: Shen smiles with pure malice and evil as he slowly takes out a book out of his sweatshirt with a bullet mark on the cover, seemingly having been hit by the bullet instead of his chest. The cover says "1000 Page Slow-burn Yuri", with the smoking bullet mark being on the "o" in "slow". Panel 6: The farmer puts straw hat to his chest and closes his eyes. He says "Lord if I die here tonight, let it be known that I have only 2 regrets." Panel 7: The farmer continues to talk, how walking towards Shen and extending his pitchfork, ready to engage. He says "Buying just one bullet ...". With his other hand, he is dropping his gun onto the dirt. He says "... And not springing for the yuri-piercing rounds." The sun hits the horizon behind Shen. Panel 8: A sunny view of the Owensboro convention center, with a giant purple beetle man looming over it. On the lawn in front stands a small ghost in a green fisherman hat. On the sidewalk stands Shen gesturing towards the convention center. Text says "Shen will be at OMG!CON June 12 to 14, 2026, Owensboro Convention Center, Owensboro, Kentucky. Plus my friend the Dastardly Beetlemoses is there also. And the most nefarious of us all (the ghost is saying "hewwo"), Epoch Sonder. Look, he's just a little guy and not an unkillable cryptid horror!!"
June 2, 2026 at 11:27 PM
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Three panel comic. Panel 1: a guy is running upstairs in a house, looking somewhat panicked. Panel 2: he opens the bedroom door. With a blank expression, he pauses. In his thought bubble, gears are turning. Panel 3: inquisitively, he thinks to himself, “why did I come upstairs again?” Behind him, crawling up the stairs in pursuit is a horrifying ghoulish monster with a long body and many legs.
May 27, 2026 at 3:48 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
My Fitness Coach is a Dark Wizard [Complete] [1/4]
At the top of the comic it says "MY FITNESS COACH IS A" in yellow (first I and O replaced by a metal dumbbell and a cowbell weight respectively), and at the bottom of the comic it says "DARK WIZARD" in purple and blue with green smoke behind it, and the I replaced with e wizard tower. Panel 1: Shen is sitting on a bench in a gym locker room, wearing a sweaty yellow tank-top (and sweating, himself), holding a water bottle, and talking to a guy with a towel slung over his shoulder. He has a disgruntled expression. He says "Bro I never should've hired the dark wizard as my fitness coach." Panel 2: A dark wizard is spotting Shen on the bench press. Shen is huffing lifting the weight. The dark wizard, who wears a red hood with grey horns and a purple cloak, and has a long pointy nose and fingers, small severe eyes, and a big dark brown beard and eyebrows, is saying "The path to TRUE power is not these plebeian exercises, but to know the 7 ARCANE UTTERANCES." Panel 3: Top-down view of Shen, sweating, frustrated, on the bench. "THEN JUST TELL ME THE UTTERANCES!!" he says. Panel 4: View from Shen's perspective of the wizard's long nose and face looking down at him sternly. "EARN THEM!!!!" he yells. Panel 1: Shen and the Dark Wizard are standing near the gym's big wall mirror. There is a dumbbell laying on the ground between them, closer to the mirror. Shen is leaning forward, one hand on his hips and the other pointing at the wizard, and saying "Y'know, I'm not convinced you're even strong enough to BE a fitness coach." Panel 2: Shen's hand points at the dumbbell on the ground near the mirror. He says "Lift that dumbbell." Panel 3: The Dark Wizard saying "I already AM lifting it." Shen raises his arms in exasperated confusion, saying "What??" Panel 4: Outside view of the gym. It, along with the chunk of earth it was standing on, is hovering in the air slightly, having dislodged itself from the ground below. Panel 1: In the foreground, Shen is sweating and breathing heavily, resting his hands on his knees, having just run a mile on an outdoor track. Far away in the background, on the other side of the track, the Dark Wizard is holding a stopwatch and saying "AN 8 MINUTE MILE?? AND YOU HOPE TO SURVIVE HEARING EVEN THE WEAKEST ARCANE UTTERANCE??" Panel 2: Shen stands up straight and swings around to look at the wizard. He raises his hands in an aggressive questioning pose and tells "HOW FAST IS >YOUR< MILE??" Panel 3: The wizard has suddenly manifested right behind Shen and puts his long, bony hand on Shen's shoulder. Red sparks fly around them, as if the remnants of a teleportation spell. "instantaneous," he hisses. Panel 1: The gym from the previous Dark Wizard comics is floating in some sort of colorful space-like void, with chromatic stars and billows of space glitter casting rainbow reflections onto its surface. From inside the gym, the dark wizard says "BEWARE!! FOR WE ARE NOW TRAVELING BETWIXT DIMENSIONS." Panel 2: Closeup of the dark wizard's haggard face, dramatically bottom-lit with red. He says "All manner of monsters lurk here." Panel 3: A black girl with messy buns and teal-ish green glasses enters. She's carrying a grey gym bag and wearing a sports a dark brown sports bra and tights, and a shiny pink poofy crop jacket, along with shiny pink velcro sneakers. The bell hanging above the gym's door produces a "DING" as she enters, enthusiastically stepping in. Panel 4: Shen looks at her, holding his green water bottle to his face, with the dark wizard lurking in the background. Shen says "SHE seems pretty normal." Panel 5: Shen spits out his drink as he sees her maxing out the leg press machine, her legs bulging with muscle and the footrest cracking under the pressure as the whole machine bends and threatens to fall apart.
May 18, 2026 at 9:09 PM
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April 24, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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genc.newgrounds.com
Rat Colony
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April 8, 2026 at 9:43 PM
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beetlemoses.bsky.social
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a little grey alien is piloting a UFO over the Earth, approaching Turkey (the country). Panel 2: the alien is seated and posed for a photograph with two guys, one of them is a doctor in scrubs and a face mask giving a thumbs up. They are in front of a backdrop that says “HAIR LIFE NOW”. The alien is smiling and has marker drawings on his bald head in the shape of a hairline. Panel 3: 14 month update, the alien has a lush and full head of brown hair, he is combing through and showing off to the viewer.
April 7, 2026 at 2:32 PM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: Shen and the Dark Wizard are standing near the gym's big wall mirror. There is a dumbbell laying on the ground between them, closer to the mirror. Shen is leaning forward, one hand on his hips and the other pointing at the wizard, and saying "Y'know, I'm not convinced you're even strong enough to BE a fitness coach." Panel 2: Shen's hand points at the dumbbell on the ground near the mirror. He says "Lift that dumbbell." Panel 3: The Dark Wizard saying "I already AM lifting it." Shen raises his arms in exasperated confusion, saying "What??" Panel 4: Outside view of the gym. It, along with the chunk of earth it was standing on, is hovering in the air slightly, having dislodged itself from the ground below.
April 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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wedding stew 🍲
January 24, 2026 at 8:35 AM
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Brazil Miku in a bunnysuit
November 28, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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aplante.com
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
screenshot of a tumblr post from user “wildmansters” The thing that really boils my potatoes about Al in general is that I have been a creative professional for over a decade now and the devil has ALWAYS been in the details. Big and small, I've had single-person businesses rip me to shreds over how their colors turned out on newsprint, and have worked with huge companies with THICK brand guidelines with every detail of their brand identity laid out and enforced with an iron fist. But I guess all of that stuff doesn't matter anymore? Who gives a fuck if this Al generated baby has six fingers, that mom-and-pop shop is still going to use it. That rug from Temu says Happy Thanksgivirg? Oh well haha it's just a silly funny thing now (nevermind that you never would have given a B-grade item from a craft show the same consideration). I don't actually care that the Al Coca-cola ad has a truck that changes size every scene, but I can't help but think about how, if it had been some poor underpaid artist, they would have been laughed out of the building. I don't really know how to put it in a succint way but it just feels all the more obvious how much more grace and flexibility has always been possible but never offered.
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Misato - Egyptian ⭐
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Lida (Pokémon Legends Z-A) - Egyptian Dancer ⭐
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Main Bedroom
April 29, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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PhD Timeline xkcd.com/3081
April 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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collectible hard game
April 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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blushyspicy.bsky.social
What if Emma Frost got a bunnysuit skin??
April 22, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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redjet00.bsky.social
Egyptian Dancer Nessa!
April 16, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Bookmarking this
“We are not monsters,” the officer told her after she asked if she was safe. “We do what the government tells us.”
April 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
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Home Alone 2’ director Chris Columbus wants Donald Trump’s cameo removed from the film

“I just wish it was gone. I can’t cut it. If I cut it, I’ll probably be sent out of the country”

(via SF Chronicle)
April 15, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs
Chris Columbus Admits There Are Hours Of ‘Home Alone 2’ Outtakes Featuring Trump Saying Racial Slurs
SAN FRANCISCO, CA—Recounting the unexpected difficulties the future president’s brief cameo brought to his film shoot, Home Alone 2: Lost In New York director Chris Columbus admitted Wednesday that he...
theonion.com
April 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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emma frost backshot
MissFaves cosplaying as Emma Frost from Marvel Rivals based on artwork by luzdanaee. Moody and atmospheric photo of toned woman's back. Okay now I'm just glazing myself hahahahah sorry
April 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM