MotherDoucheBag
motherdouchebag.bsky.social
MotherDoucheBag
@motherdouchebag.bsky.social
Cynic, multi-medium artist, lover of satire, dad joke enthusiast, gamer, Shaxx impersonator

Jack-of-all, master-of-none

Human rights are universal, not elective
Just got a drop of spicy ramen broth in the eye 😵😂
June 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
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I've never heard earned wealth phrased this way, but she's right about it.
May 8, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Absolutely stunning, mint condition, teal 60s Mustang just rolled by, and damn, do I wish I was the one driving that classic
May 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Personally, I believe that one of the most important life lessons/strategies one can learn is learning to say, "Not my thing.", and then going on with one's life, unbothered
Valid when it harms no-one to just leave things be and walk away
April 6, 2026 at 12:46 AM
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In Nara, Japan, sika deer roam freely among cherry blossoms, creating a breathtaking scene each spring. These sacred creatures enjoy the beauty of hanami season too.
April 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
April 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
I really hope McDonald's gets litigious over politicizing one of its mascots
Grimace deserves better
November 18, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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This is shameful and un-American. The people have a right to ask what their military is doing, and we shouldn’t have to buy just the official line.
October 16, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Personally:
I don't listen to Swift's music. I don't care if any of her songs romanticize some "trad wife" lifestyle. Music is self-expression
I care about actions and behaviour
From what I'm aware, Swift has not been pushing a "trad wife" lifestyle on anyone, and that's more important. No agenda
October 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Due to the manner in which a capitalist society works:
Money can provide stability, security, and comfort. The more we have, the more it allows us to focus on things we enjoy, and people we care about. Those factors allow us to experience happiness, barring extenuating circumstances.
So no, but yes
September 27, 2025 at 7:09 AM
I hear this, in my head, in her voice, and I'm NEW here 😜🤣
adhd babey
September 25, 2025 at 6:28 PM
When they're tech savvy
September 25, 2025 at 6:42 AM
When will the people who defend, vote for, and support this man start to see just how immature and childish this man is?
He behaves like he's stuck in a high school mindset
"I'M the greatest!"
"HE'S a loser!"
"I did all these things"

All he's done is act like a teenage egotist and insult people
September 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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I can’t believe we have to point out this basic fact to counter his war narrative.
September 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Yes, and no
So many people are reached through social media now. Some adaptations are needed to show better examples of human behaviours online
We also need people we can spend time with, offline, and that's been getting harder to find as people get hurt and hide online
Community needs resuscitation
We need to close the apps and open our eyes. We can’t mend the country through screens. Social media thrives on rage. Healing thrives on being present.
September 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
May he know eternal peace
A great actor, for sure
Fango mourns the passing of the great Graham Greene. Greene, a Canadian First Nations actor and recording artist, is best known to horror and genre fans for his work in THE GREEN MILE, THE TWILIGHT SAGA, and ANTLERS, with a long and esteemed career across multiple genres.
September 2, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Now all Amazon workers need to assemble, strike, and unionize, and the rest of us need to support them
Fuck corporations
Eat the rich
Living wages and fair taxes for all
The 1% have had power far too long
12,000+ union baristas. Nearly 650 union elections won.

We're strong, we're united, and we're ready for our union contracts.

Happy Labor Day, Starbucks... it's your move.
September 1, 2025 at 10:53 PM
You don't have to be a US citizen to sign this, but US citizens will have the highest impact, as it shows you've had enough of this corrupt shit in your country
I still urge everyone who feels like signing it to sign it. Make this petition overflow, and show all the bigots that they are the minority
August 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
My actual mindset
August 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
You're a fabulous badass
You're awesome
And you inspire people to be the same, and to leave people like him behind
So of course he'd hate you
I’m a (nearly) 90-year-old gay Japanese guy. Do I count? Because his face is very sandwichable.
August 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
We still have some Toys'R'Us stores in Canada 😎
Blockbuster and Toys r us
August 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Good riddance to Pete
Hopefully this move is a positive one, because I'm getting close to swearing Bungie off entirely
bungie.net Bungie @bungie.net · Aug 21
We are proud to announce that Justin Truman will be stepping up as Bungie’s new Studio Head as Pete Parsons retires from his position to pass the torch to a new generation of leaders.

www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Ar...
August 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
@xiranjayzhao.bsky.social Couldn't help it. Had to meme 🇨🇦🖤
August 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
If legit (and I'msure it is):
When your leader knows fuckall about jackshit

If you still refuse to admit that voting him into office was a bad choice, you're in denial
August 2, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Apparently, children only have rights in utero? Because this article, IF FACTUAL, indicates that this is the mindset of the Boeberts

Fuck that
Fuck them
If Lauren enabled Tyler in his behaviour then she should be held equally responsible and be given equal consequences
Max sentences for both
After 20-year-old Tyler Boebert was cited for alleged misdemeanor child abuse of his son, MAGA Rep. Lauren Boebert dismissed it as a "miscommunication" and a "one-time incident."
Boebert Slammed After Brushing Off Son's Child Abuse Charge Against Her Grandson
www.comicsands.com
July 29, 2025 at 8:14 PM