MarkPaulAngry
@mpangry.bsky.social
I like birds, IPAs, watercolor. I think Mehmet Oz is a choad. Generally have no opinion on strangers.
I figure we’re less than six months from Iran-Contra 2026.
August 24, 2026 at 11:40 AM
I figure we’re less than six months from Iran-Contra 2026.
I admit that as a teen my friends and I took part in a lot of vandalism that featured algae husbandry.
Trump in the middle of a book-length unhinged screed: “The criminally made algae is gone”
June 28, 2026 at 7:33 PM
I admit that as a teen my friends and I took part in a lot of vandalism that featured algae husbandry.
I can’t envision anyone topping this.
Gorilla Playing Saxophone with Balloons has dropped out of the White House concert
May 30, 2026 at 5:51 PM
I can’t envision anyone topping this.
It’s probably buried in the replies somewhere but they don’t even have the first part right. An increase from $100 to $600 represents a 500% increase. The rest of it is just tiring but no wonder they think they’re such great negotiators.
RFK Jr: "A Democratic senator claimed it's mathematically impossible to have a drug drop by 600%. I said, 'Well, if the drug was $100 and it raises to $600, that would be a 600% rise. If it drops from $600 to $100, that's a 600% savings.'"
Trump: "Right"
Trump: "Right"
April 23, 2026 at 11:45 PM
It’s probably buried in the replies somewhere but they don’t even have the first part right. An increase from $100 to $600 represents a 500% increase. The rest of it is just tiring but no wonder they think they’re such great negotiators.
I’d be genuinely frightened to hear even the world’s worst timeshare salesman say something this stupid.
Hassett: "Imagine if oil prices start going back down because the situation resolves itself somehow, they you could be looking at an inflation close to zero. That's something the Fed needs to pay attention to."
April 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
I’d be genuinely frightened to hear even the world’s worst timeshare salesman say something this stupid.
That “clunk” you hear is me falling out of my chair.
Twitter?
"Drowning in Disinformation?"
Say it ain't so, Mindless Führer.
"Drowning in Disinformation?"
Say it ain't so, Mindless Führer.
March 2, 2026 at 1:39 PM
That “clunk” you hear is me falling out of my chair.
Cereal that “won’t get soggy in milk” is overrated and not worth getting worked up about.
This place needs some Innocuous Discourse pronto. Quote this with a take that’s not political or aggressive
January 6, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Cereal that “won’t get soggy in milk” is overrated and not worth getting worked up about.
Every once in a while a major celebrity's name inexplicably escapes me. Once it was Brittany Spears. Tonight it was John Ratzenberger.
December 14, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Every once in a while a major celebrity's name inexplicably escapes me. Once it was Brittany Spears. Tonight it was John Ratzenberger.
A new Home Alone movie but in reverse: Jonathan Banks plays a now-retired Kevin McAllister who absolutely wrecks Buzz’s grandkids when they arrive to pick him up for Christmas Eve dinner.
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
A new Home Alone movie but in reverse: Jonathan Banks plays a now-retired Kevin McAllister who absolutely wrecks Buzz’s grandkids when they arrive to pick him up for Christmas Eve dinner.
While I was taking this picture the couple that lives there now came to the window. The man started screaming at me, the woman just stood there with a tense look on her face, rubbing his back with one hand.
October 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
While I was taking this picture the couple that lives there now came to the window. The man started screaming at me, the woman just stood there with a tense look on her face, rubbing his back with one hand.
MAGA convenience aisle.
August 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
MAGA convenience aisle.
Today I saw a banana slug eating an actual ban— er, melon rind. Sorry, false alarm.
July 12, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Today I saw a banana slug eating an actual ban— er, melon rind. Sorry, false alarm.
Loved this book. Takes place in the UK but also resonated strongly for this American who grew up in the same “GenX ‘Latchkey’” era. Just the right amount of laughs and tears. #blackswangreen
June 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Loved this book. Takes place in the UK but also resonated strongly for this American who grew up in the same “GenX ‘Latchkey’” era. Just the right amount of laughs and tears. #blackswangreen
For all of the crazy stuff AI is doing I’m surprised that when Apple is trying to strong-arm me into updating my iPhone they think that as a 53 year old man I give a shit about “7 new emojis!”
May 13, 2025 at 10:12 PM
For all of the crazy stuff AI is doing I’m surprised that when Apple is trying to strong-arm me into updating my iPhone they think that as a 53 year old man I give a shit about “7 new emojis!”
I get it. It’s performance art reflecting how most Americans feel like they’ve been getting bathed in sewage since, oh, around January 20. abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...
Robert F. Kennedy Jr. submerges in creek with high bacteria levels, including E. coli
Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. shared photos of himself and his family at Washington, D.C.'s Rock Creek on Sunday.
abcnews.go.com
May 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I get it. It’s performance art reflecting how most Americans feel like they’ve been getting bathed in sewage since, oh, around January 20. abcnews.go.com/amp/Politics...
Best spam text ever?
March 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Best spam text ever?
I saw a poorly framed wild dolphin the other day.
March 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I saw a poorly framed wild dolphin the other day.
I saw a young wood stork today.
March 7, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I saw a young wood stork today.
The general mood lately.
February 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
The general mood lately.
Not that anyone asked but here are some TV recommendations beyond Ted Lasso to hit you right in the feels —
Derry Girls (Netflix)
Reservation Dogs (Hulu)
Shrinking (Apple)
Resident Alien (Netflix/Peacock)
Derry Girls (Netflix)
Reservation Dogs (Hulu)
Shrinking (Apple)
Resident Alien (Netflix/Peacock)
February 7, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Not that anyone asked but here are some TV recommendations beyond Ted Lasso to hit you right in the feels —
Derry Girls (Netflix)
Reservation Dogs (Hulu)
Shrinking (Apple)
Resident Alien (Netflix/Peacock)
Derry Girls (Netflix)
Reservation Dogs (Hulu)
Shrinking (Apple)
Resident Alien (Netflix/Peacock)
Because anyone who’s ever been even tangentially involved with IT knows how much folks *love* Oracle… 🙄 www.npr.org/2025/01/25/g...
Exclusive: White House in talks to have Oracle and U.S. investors take over TikTok
The aim is to place oversight control in the hands of American software company Oracle and other investors. Under federal law, TikTok must split apart from China, or face a nationwide ban.
www.npr.org
January 26, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Because anyone who’s ever been even tangentially involved with IT knows how much folks *love* Oracle… 🙄 www.npr.org/2025/01/25/g...
I admit I was completely unfamiliar with the history of this forest, despite its current popularity in metro Atlanta and north Georgia for birding, kayaking, etc. youtu.be/0zAzuD4qxeU?...
Georgia's Secret Forest | Georgia Outdoors
YouTube video by Georgia Outdoors
youtu.be
January 26, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I admit I was completely unfamiliar with the history of this forest, despite its current popularity in metro Atlanta and north Georgia for birding, kayaking, etc. youtu.be/0zAzuD4qxeU?...