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The Pastrami King
@mpaxson.bsky.social
I write things. Novels, novellas, short story collections. Available on just about every on-line book retailer. And I cook and bake and bicycle and nap. Opinions totally my own.
My morning.
October 3, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I realized I almost never post pics here so. Moose, a stop on a run, homemade carbonara, one of my son’s fish, homemade challah, happy me.
September 20, 2026 at 4:39 PM
The weekend.
June 28, 2026 at 5:47 PM
An annual tradition. From a different angle.
June 25, 2026 at 7:17 PM
A very quiet day for me due to a hip issue. Lots of laying flat and ice. But a walk through a nearby park before dinner …
May 17, 2026 at 12:15 AM
I made deep dish tonight.
April 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
March 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
It’s not always about the pastrami.
February 22, 2026 at 12:39 AM
Who has TDS?
February 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Moose is on duty. The neighborhood is safe.
January 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I see this is gonna be a tough negotiation.
December 30, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Snug as a bug in a rug.
November 19, 2025 at 1:37 AM
One of the benefits of having your spouse go to NYC for a week is that you get to make dinners totally for you. Two days ago, it was Bistek Ranchero. Tonight, it was risotto with hot beer sausage, yellow and orange bell peppers, and red onion.
November 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I had to clean the pool filter today. Moose decided to use the opportunity to get some sun.
October 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
It was a lasagna kind of night.
October 18, 2025 at 3:43 AM
You mean some of this?
October 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I’m officially now more popular than David Foster Wallace and Frank Kafka. You better buy yourself a copy and not get left behind.
September 4, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I really needed this tonight.
August 28, 2025 at 3:17 AM
One of the best days along the path of independent publishing is when I get to order author copies. It marks when I am finally done with the thing.

50 author copies of The Jump ordered today.
August 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Over 20 pounds of brisket ready to become pastrami.
August 23, 2025 at 1:26 PM
It’s time to earn my name.
August 21, 2025 at 2:23 AM
What’s my next move? ;)
July 28, 2025 at 9:33 PM
July 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I wonder about what my dog is thinking too! And I’m pretty sure it’s more on the simplicity side than the astute side. Which I think is great. I’d love to be more simple.
July 21, 2025 at 1:29 AM
If you’re seeing this, post a pic on your device without context.
July 20, 2025 at 12:17 AM