mpfirish
@mpfirish.bsky.social
Faux aunt, hockey fan 🏒. 67 with zero fucks left to give. Daughter of a member of the Greatest Generation. T-ball videos make me laugh. "Hold fast to dreams / For if dreams die / Life is a broken-winged bird / That cannot fly."
Dick, stop being a dick.
September 17, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Dick, stop being a dick.
Is Pink opening for Ed on Open Mic Night?
September 15, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Is Pink opening for Ed on Open Mic Night?
The cat's name is Olivia Benson.
September 15, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The cat's name is Olivia Benson.
Do they only count if we're at war, the way the DOD is counting military deaths and denying families their full dependent benefits?
September 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Do they only count if we're at war, the way the DOD is counting military deaths and denying families their full dependent benefits?
Don't forget Josh Hawley; he 'represents' MO but doesn't live there.
September 13, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Don't forget Josh Hawley; he 'represents' MO but doesn't live there.
Repetitive movements or tapping can be associated with brain injury, stroke aftereffects, or neurodegenerative conditions like Parkinson's disease. Physical therapists sometimes note that rhythmic tapping or patting helps patients break abnormal muscle tension or stiffness patterns in the legs.
Trump, 80, Spotted Repeating Strange Gesture as Health Questions Mount
Footage of the president slapping his leg as he walks has set off a fresh round of speculation.
www.thedailybeast.com
September 10, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Repetitive movements or tapping can be associated with brain injury, stroke aftereffects, or neurodegenerative conditions like Parkinson's disease. Physical therapists sometimes note that rhythmic tapping or patting helps patients break abnormal muscle tension or stiffness patterns in the legs.
Riiiiiggggghhhhhttttttt, the tRump clan looks like gazelles. Whatev, Mehmet.
September 10, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Riiiiiggggghhhhhttttttt, the tRump clan looks like gazelles. Whatev, Mehmet.
Someone posted the link to a Flock locator. There are two less than half a mile from me, and they're across the street from each other.
August 31, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Someone posted the link to a Flock locator. There are two less than half a mile from me, and they're across the street from each other.
cc: Missouri Republicans
August 30, 2026 at 2:07 PM
cc: Missouri Republicans
When my mom and I went to Ireland, we had a flat tire...on a Sunday, only a couple of houses nearby. The nicest man stopped to help and changed the tire. He said, "Feckin Jesus Christ, your tire's bald; you could have been killed!" It's one of my favorite memories.☺️
August 26, 2026 at 11:47 AM
When my mom and I went to Ireland, we had a flat tire...on a Sunday, only a couple of houses nearby. The nicest man stopped to help and changed the tire. He said, "Feckin Jesus Christ, your tire's bald; you could have been killed!" It's one of my favorite memories.☺️
You made me feel better because I don't know what it means either 😉 Thanks!
August 25, 2026 at 9:26 PM
You made me feel better because I don't know what it means either 😉 Thanks!
It would REALLY be breaking news if she said she WOULD have certified the 2020 election results.
August 24, 2026 at 8:25 PM
It would REALLY be breaking news if she said she WOULD have certified the 2020 election results.
In the meantime, DeSantis's buddy is going to get the death penalty for sexually assaulting a child. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
DeSantis ally and appointee is arrested on child sex abuse charges
Michael Caruso was removed as Palm Beach County’s clerk of courts and comptroller after his arrest was announced
www.nbcnews.com
August 20, 2026 at 9:41 PM
In the meantime, DeSantis's buddy is going to get the death penalty for sexually assaulting a child. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Bad people all the way around
August 19, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Bad people all the way around
When there’s a D1 football game on TV, the players are typically introduced by name and school: “Joe Blow, XYZ U,” and so on. If the transfer trend continues at its current pace, it’ll soon take five minutes just to introduce the starting lineup.
August 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
When there’s a D1 football game on TV, the players are typically introduced by name and school: “Joe Blow, XYZ U,” and so on. If the transfer trend continues at its current pace, it’ll soon take five minutes just to introduce the starting lineup.
What's happening with the $80+ million that he owes her?
August 17, 2026 at 6:42 PM
What's happening with the $80+ million that he owes her?
Reporters everywhere should ask every R how their "cum trophies" enjoyed the summer.
August 17, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Reporters everywhere should ask every R how their "cum trophies" enjoyed the summer.
He doesn't deserve fairness if he is not fighting for the men and women on that ship and others.
August 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
He doesn't deserve fairness if he is not fighting for the men and women on that ship and others.
They'll close the plant and the building will become a detention center.
August 15, 2026 at 8:54 PM
They'll close the plant and the building will become a detention center.
Major league history!
August 15, 2026 at 8:38 PM
Major league history!
With apologies to CSNY: Our house is not a very, very, very fine house. With no cats in the yard. Life used to be so easy. Now everything is hard because of him.
August 14, 2026 at 7:26 PM
With apologies to CSNY: Our house is not a very, very, very fine house. With no cats in the yard. Life used to be so easy. Now everything is hard because of him.