@mpsmomma.bsky.social
Used to be purple in a red state, I now appear to be a lovely blue.
Narrator: No they don't
September 16, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Narrator: No they don't
Cilantro...it has not gone well
September 13, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Cilantro...it has not gone well
Because, of course
September 13, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Because, of course
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to block you.
September 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
I'm sorry but I'm going to have to block you.
Gonna need a Dumpster
Dumpster Fire
Alt: Dumpster Fire
static.klipy.com
September 4, 2026 at 1:33 PM
Gonna need a Dumpster
I walk my dog by the small lake in the neighborhood park. Just about every day I pick up trash left by anglers.
September 3, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I walk my dog by the small lake in the neighborhood park. Just about every day I pick up trash left by anglers.
He has the most punchable face...
September 2, 2026 at 2:35 AM
He has the most punchable face...
With all the real crap, why post fake images? 😡
September 1, 2026 at 10:43 PM
With all the real crap, why post fake images? 😡
When I get my next phone, I'll toss the box for my current one, I promise...
August 30, 2026 at 8:18 PM
When I get my next phone, I'll toss the box for my current one, I promise...
and call him George
Looney Tunes Hug
Alt: Looney Tunes cartoon "I will hug him and squeeze him and call him George."
static.klipy.com
August 29, 2026 at 5:34 PM
and call him George
Frank Lee Beard, drummer for ZZ Top, never sacrificed members of the press by leaving them on a plane that may be shot down.
August 27, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Frank Lee Beard, drummer for ZZ Top, never sacrificed members of the press by leaving them on a plane that may be shot down.
Loch o' the Pedos
August 27, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Loch o' the Pedos
Auburn hair, eyes of emerald green.
August 26, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Auburn hair, eyes of emerald green.
Thanks, I needed this. ❤️
August 22, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Thanks, I needed this. ❤️
He would
He has
He will
He has
He will
August 16, 2026 at 2:15 PM
He would
He has
He will
He has
He will