Mr. Zero
@mr-f-zero.bsky.social
Host and eye-in-the-sky of the F-ZERO Grand Prix since 2560.
"YOU GOT BOOST POWER!" Follow for occasional tips and tricks to amp up your game on the F-ZERO 99 circuit!
(Parody)
"YOU GOT BOOST POWER!" Follow for occasional tips and tricks to amp up your game on the F-ZERO 99 circuit!
(Parody)
oh okay yeah just fuckin make a new game where I'm hundreds of years in the grave I guess
at least it didn't come out on schedule because could you IMAGINE what this series would be if they retconned my ass
at least it didn't come out on schedule because could you IMAGINE what this series would be if they retconned my ass
August 8, 2026 at 7:02 AM
oh okay yeah just fuckin make a new game where I'm hundreds of years in the grave I guess
at least it didn't come out on schedule because could you IMAGINE what this series would be if they retconned my ass
at least it didn't come out on schedule because could you IMAGINE what this series would be if they retconned my ass
my favourite part of Falcon Densetsu was when Ryu said "It's F-ZEROin' time" and Climaxed all over the place
July 10, 2026 at 5:53 AM
my favourite part of Falcon Densetsu was when Ryu said "It's F-ZEROin' time" and Climaxed all over the place
If you're lucky enough during a Meteor Spark event, you may come across a secret seventh type of spark. When its meteor lands, it'll drop "portal sparks" which will open a gateway to a random position nearby, including places outside of the track!
June 9, 2026 at 8:35 PM
If you're lucky enough during a Meteor Spark event, you may come across a secret seventh type of spark. When its meteor lands, it'll drop "portal sparks" which will open a gateway to a random position nearby, including places outside of the track!
Fuck all of you who do this btw, you know who you are
There's absolutely nothing stopping you from sitting in the middle of an empty space and stopping a Grand Prix from progressing.
June 8, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Fuck all of you who do this btw, you know who you are
next week we're making all of the tracks woke. happy pride month
June 8, 2026 at 7:38 PM
next week we're making all of the tracks woke. happy pride month
(OOC)
Genuinely considering using this to promote F-Zero 99 updates alongside posting the funny fake tips and whatnot since Nintendo won't do it themselves.
Genuinely considering using this to promote F-Zero 99 updates alongside posting the funny fake tips and whatnot since Nintendo won't do it themselves.
February 24, 2026 at 7:07 AM
(OOC)
Genuinely considering using this to promote F-Zero 99 updates alongside posting the funny fake tips and whatnot since Nintendo won't do it themselves.
Genuinely considering using this to promote F-Zero 99 updates alongside posting the funny fake tips and whatnot since Nintendo won't do it themselves.
What the fuck is that?
No, seriously, I'm not the only one who sees that, right?
No, seriously, I'm not the only one who sees that, right?
February 22, 2026 at 8:22 PM
What the fuck is that?
No, seriously, I'm not the only one who sees that, right?
No, seriously, I'm not the only one who sees that, right?
See it's funny because it's true
Evil mr-f-zero.bsky.social be like:
Pay attention when entering a KNIGHT LEAGUE Grand Prix! If you're not careful, you might just end up somewhere else...
Pay attention when entering a KNIGHT LEAGUE Grand Prix! If you're not careful, you might just end up somewhere else...
January 21, 2026 at 7:46 PM
See it's funny because it's true
Evil mr-f-zero.bsky.social be like:
Pay attention when entering a KNIGHT LEAGUE Grand Prix! If you're not careful, you might just end up somewhere else...
Pay attention when entering a KNIGHT LEAGUE Grand Prix! If you're not careful, you might just end up somewhere else...
January 17, 2026 at 5:48 AM
Evil mr-f-zero.bsky.social be like:
Pay attention when entering a KNIGHT LEAGUE Grand Prix! If you're not careful, you might just end up somewhere else...
Pay attention when entering a KNIGHT LEAGUE Grand Prix! If you're not careful, you might just end up somewhere else...
Only 1 week remains before BIG BLUE and all of its variants are washed away forever, take in the scenery before it's too late!
Race on BIG BLUE courses while you still can! When the Frozen World Tour event ends, all of the artificially-placed snow on the planet's hills and mountains will melt into the water and flood over the tracks.
January 12, 2026 at 11:13 PM
Only 1 week remains before BIG BLUE and all of its variants are washed away forever, take in the scenery before it's too late!
Race on BIG BLUE courses while you still can! When the Frozen World Tour event ends, all of the artificially-placed snow on the planet's hills and mountains will melt into the water and flood over the tracks.
January 4, 2026 at 7:10 AM
Race on BIG BLUE courses while you still can! When the Frozen World Tour event ends, all of the artificially-placed snow on the planet's hills and mountains will melt into the water and flood over the tracks.
Halfway through we decided to just cut our losses and work with what's left, the Big Blue secret track is just Forest but we got rid of all the greenery so now it's literally just water and big mounds of soil.
FOREST III collapsed during reconstruction, and now F-ZERO 99 1.7.0 is delayed indefinitely while they replant every individual tree that was crushed underneath the track. Sorry, everyone.
December 9, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Halfway through we decided to just cut our losses and work with what's left, the Big Blue secret track is just Forest but we got rid of all the greenery so now it's literally just water and big mounds of soil.
F-ZERO turns 35 years old in less than a week, crazy to think that I've been at this for so long!
November 16, 2025 at 7:22 AM
F-ZERO turns 35 years old in less than a week, crazy to think that I've been at this for so long!
There's absolutely nothing stopping you from sitting in the middle of an empty space and stopping a Grand Prix from progressing.
October 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
There's absolutely nothing stopping you from sitting in the middle of an empty space and stopping a Grand Prix from progressing.
Nothing ever happens.
October 17, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Nothing ever happens.
September 30th
Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god
Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god
September 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
September 30th
Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god
Guys please give us a sign please for the love of god
Ooouurgh I'm FUCKING DYING
September 27, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Ooouurgh I'm FUCKING DYING
Damn nobody want me fr
September 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Damn nobody want me fr
Today marks 2 years since F-ZERO 99's release! What were your favorite moments between now and the beginning?
September 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Today marks 2 years since F-ZERO 99's release! What were your favorite moments between now and the beginning?
The pit zones on WHITE LAND courses are purple, and yet the single dash zone on Mirror WHITE LAND I is gold like all the other ones. You will never unsee this.
September 11, 2025 at 3:57 AM
The pit zones on WHITE LAND courses are purple, and yet the single dash zone on Mirror WHITE LAND I is gold like all the other ones. You will never unsee this.
FOREST III collapsed during reconstruction, and now F-ZERO 99 1.7.0 is delayed indefinitely while they replant every individual tree that was crushed underneath the track. Sorry, everyone.
September 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
FOREST III collapsed during reconstruction, and now F-ZERO 99 1.7.0 is delayed indefinitely while they replant every individual tree that was crushed underneath the track. Sorry, everyone.
F-ZERO 99's 2nd anniversary is coming in just under 2 weeks! Be prepared, thing are about to get... metal.
September 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
F-ZERO 99's 2nd anniversary is coming in just under 2 weeks! Be prepared, thing are about to get... metal.
It's been 3 months and they still haven't come back with more food.
August 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
It's been 3 months and they still haven't come back with more food.
There's a third secret track that only appears in F-ZERO 99 under very specific circumstances! You'd better hope not to end up there...
July 20, 2025 at 12:28 AM
There's a third secret track that only appears in F-ZERO 99 under very specific circumstances! You'd better hope not to end up there...
where the FUCK is it
1.7.0 comes out next week trust me guys
July 16, 2025 at 6:29 AM
where the FUCK is it