Brocktoon
@mrbelvedere.bsky.social
He/Him
Teacher- middle school and adjunct prof
How bout dem O's
Human
Mostly harmless
Teacher- middle school and adjunct prof
How bout dem O's
Human
Mostly harmless
Shout-out to all my current, former, and future students on this Trans Day of Visibility. You are always welcome in my class, safe with me, and I will support organizations and politicians who stand with you. I see you and I love you for being you.
March 31, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Shout-out to all my current, former, and future students on this Trans Day of Visibility. You are always welcome in my class, safe with me, and I will support organizations and politicians who stand with you. I see you and I love you for being you.
My wonderful aunt sent me a surprise Jim Palmer replica jersey from last season and it arrived in time for opening day. This means something. Let's go O's!
March 26, 2026 at 1:19 AM
My wonderful aunt sent me a surprise Jim Palmer replica jersey from last season and it arrived in time for opening day. This means something. Let's go O's!
Being at March Madness games is weird because so many people aren't rooting for the teams playing as much as they are rooting for the underdog. It's really fun! Go, upsets!
March 20, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Being at March Madness games is weird because so many people aren't rooting for the teams playing as much as they are rooting for the underdog. It's really fun! Go, upsets!
The world is a horror show, but we're going to Philly for March Madness in three weeks. Trying to find moments of joy amid the despair.
March 1, 2026 at 10:05 PM
The world is a horror show, but we're going to Philly for March Madness in three weeks. Trying to find moments of joy amid the despair.
My feed has been filled with spring training updates and it brings joy. Go O's!
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
My feed has been filled with spring training updates and it brings joy. Go O's!
I'm not interested in the Superb Owl for any reason other than it is the last checkpoint before Spring Training.
February 8, 2026 at 2:11 PM
I'm not interested in the Superb Owl for any reason other than it is the last checkpoint before Spring Training.
This morning I left voicemails for my representative and senators. I doubt they'll listen because of who they are, but there might be a shred of humanity and decency there.
January 25, 2026 at 2:03 PM
This morning I left voicemails for my representative and senators. I doubt they'll listen because of who they are, but there might be a shred of humanity and decency there.
I was inspired to write a poem while proctoring state testing yesterday.
No electronic devices beyond this point.
Do not begin until I say.
25 paces wide
I can't help you, but I can read that again for you.
26 paces long
Did you answer all the questions?
I'm sorry you have to do this.
No electronic devices beyond this point.
Do not begin until I say.
25 paces wide
I can't help you, but I can read that again for you.
26 paces long
Did you answer all the questions?
I'm sorry you have to do this.
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I was inspired to write a poem while proctoring state testing yesterday.
No electronic devices beyond this point.
Do not begin until I say.
25 paces wide
I can't help you, but I can read that again for you.
26 paces long
Did you answer all the questions?
I'm sorry you have to do this.
No electronic devices beyond this point.
Do not begin until I say.
25 paces wide
I can't help you, but I can read that again for you.
26 paces long
Did you answer all the questions?
I'm sorry you have to do this.
Wait, my beloved O's signed a big name free agent and he's not over the hill and past his prime? What is going on in this timeline?
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Wait, my beloved O's signed a big name free agent and he's not over the hill and past his prime? What is going on in this timeline?
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I made a helpful flowchart for folks hope this helps:
Are you a random person not connected in any way to higher ed who has strong opinions about people receiving accommodations for their school work?
⬇️
Shut your fucking mouth
Are you a random person not connected in any way to higher ed who has strong opinions about people receiving accommodations for their school work?
⬇️
Shut your fucking mouth
December 3, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I made a helpful flowchart for folks hope this helps:
Are you a random person not connected in any way to higher ed who has strong opinions about people receiving accommodations for their school work?
⬇️
Shut your fucking mouth
Are you a random person not connected in any way to higher ed who has strong opinions about people receiving accommodations for their school work?
⬇️
Shut your fucking mouth
Shout out to all my teacher and professorial comrades teaching this week. Goodness, the kids are tired, the brains are fried, and YES WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
November 25, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Shout out to all my teacher and professorial comrades teaching this week. Goodness, the kids are tired, the brains are fried, and YES WE HAVE SCHOOL TOMORROW!
I don't post much about work here, but today was a good teaching day. Make a group of 7th graders "water engineers" in charge of controlling the Tigris and Euphrates and good things happen. This Village Elder thinks the kids are all right.
October 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I don't post much about work here, but today was a good teaching day. Make a group of 7th graders "water engineers" in charge of controlling the Tigris and Euphrates and good things happen. This Village Elder thinks the kids are all right.
I reached level 16 in Ingress today. It took nine years. Great little game
September 12, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I reached level 16 in Ingress today. It took nine years. Great little game
It's September, which means the O's can't make the playoffs, but they can still run it for others. Maybe that's the true meaning of Orioles Magic.
September 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
It's September, which means the O's can't make the playoffs, but they can still run it for others. Maybe that's the true meaning of Orioles Magic.
Blowing a 2-1 lead in the 9th to lose 3-2? That's Orioles Magic, baby!
It was still a really lovely day at OPACY and I still love dem O's.
It was still a really lovely day at OPACY and I still love dem O's.
August 11, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Blowing a 2-1 lead in the 9th to lose 3-2? That's Orioles Magic, baby!
It was still a really lovely day at OPACY and I still love dem O's.
It was still a really lovely day at OPACY and I still love dem O's.
The world is in fire, institutions are failing, but I shot my best round of the summer today. Stupid game giveth, stupid game taketh away
August 5, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The world is in fire, institutions are failing, but I shot my best round of the summer today. Stupid game giveth, stupid game taketh away
Didn't want to see Cedric Mullins treated. Oof.
July 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Didn't want to see Cedric Mullins treated. Oof.
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces...
June 16, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Dental plan! Lisa needs braces...
@jeremytache.bsky.social
Another great Pitch Count! I'd love to hear David Samson on one, but I feel like I'm the only fan of the show to say that!
Keep them coming, Jackie with the Mid!
Another great Pitch Count! I'd love to hear David Samson on one, but I feel like I'm the only fan of the show to say that!
Keep them coming, Jackie with the Mid!
April 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
@jeremytache.bsky.social
Another great Pitch Count! I'd love to hear David Samson on one, but I feel like I'm the only fan of the show to say that!
Keep them coming, Jackie with the Mid!
Another great Pitch Count! I'd love to hear David Samson on one, but I feel like I'm the only fan of the show to say that!
Keep them coming, Jackie with the Mid!
Thanks to @jessicasmetana.bsky.social and @jeremytache.bsky.social for a great selection show! Get some sleep, we need hot takes in the morning!
March 17, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Thanks to @jessicasmetana.bsky.social and @jeremytache.bsky.social for a great selection show! Get some sleep, we need hot takes in the morning!
Spring flowers are beginning to emerge in the lawn.
March 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Spring flowers are beginning to emerge in the lawn.
I am not the target audience for this halftime show, but damn that was good
February 10, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I am not the target audience for this halftime show, but damn that was good
Driving in fog is the worst. That is all.
December 28, 2024 at 11:14 PM
Driving in fog is the worst. That is all.
Reposted by Brocktoon
Department Of Grifting Enablers, Could Only Inspire Nepotism is the real name please share widely
November 24, 2024 at 2:57 PM
Department Of Grifting Enablers, Could Only Inspire Nepotism is the real name please share widely