me: I just got diagnosed with dyslexia
wife: wtf
me: no actually this is bad
me: I just got diagnosed with dyslexia
wife: wtf
me: no actually this is bad
Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying
Me: (into intellectual dark comedy) And Dying
In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 7,727 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else.
For reference, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees in 2024.
In FY 2026, the U.S. has admitted a total of 7,727 white South Africans, three Afghans (back in November), and nobody else.
For reference, the U.S. admitted 100,060 refugees in 2024.
The sewer creature that I found in my basement and have been feeding marshmallows: Can... I... Have... Marsh... Mallow?
Me: No.
The sewer creature that I found in my basement and have been feeding marshmallows: Can... I... Have... Marsh... Mallow?
Me: No.
Folks, I'm getting tired of winning. I just need One More Thing
Folks, I'm getting tired of winning. I just need One More Thing