MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
I'm just a Dirty minded, Extremely sarcastic, always caffeinated Trump trolling...dude.
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MrCarter3
@mrcarter3.bsky.social
· Nov 13
Ok hear me out ....A smoke detector that turns off when you scream "I'm only cooking "
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happy fall y’all 🍂🧡
September 22, 2026 at 11:28 AM
happy fall y’all 🍂🧡
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whispering to the person who’s ahead of me in line at cvs that i can smell their fear
September 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
whispering to the person who’s ahead of me in line at cvs that i can smell their fear
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hello kitty demon hunter
September 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
hello kitty demon hunter
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Plumber: what’s the main symptom?
Me: idk, probably depression
Plumber: i meant with the pipes
Me: idk, probably depression
Plumber: i meant with the pipes
September 8, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Plumber: what’s the main symptom?
Me: idk, probably depression
Plumber: i meant with the pipes
Me: idk, probably depression
Plumber: i meant with the pipes
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Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: Honestly I'm just happy I make it to friday each week
Interviewer:
Me: Honestly I'm just happy I make it to friday each week
Interviewer:
April 24, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Me: Honestly I'm just happy I make it to friday each week
Interviewer:
Me: Honestly I'm just happy I make it to friday each week
Interviewer:
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Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows
September 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows
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I need to stop
As I whisperd to myself next episode
As I whisperd to myself next episode
September 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I need to stop
As I whisperd to myself next episode
As I whisperd to myself next episode
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I dont like getting in other peoples business. But if people I follow are fighting with someone I'll read all 300 comments
September 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
I dont like getting in other peoples business. But if people I follow are fighting with someone I'll read all 300 comments
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Awkward moment when you stretch, and your climax moan accidentally comes out
September 8, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Awkward moment when you stretch, and your climax moan accidentally comes out
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A free ticket to a U2 concert is pro bono…
September 8, 2026 at 7:15 PM
A free ticket to a U2 concert is pro bono…
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I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned
September 8, 2026 at 6:59 PM
I’ve cooked for people I should have poisoned
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may i have this dance, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man?
September 8, 2026 at 7:20 PM
may i have this dance, wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man?
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I have a lot of questions today and you people don’t have answers!
September 8, 2026 at 7:10 PM
I have a lot of questions today and you people don’t have answers!
Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows
September 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Some of you never had a older sibling chase you sound the house with a knife while the parents were gone....and it shows
I need to stop
As I whisperd to myself next episode
As I whisperd to myself next episode
September 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I need to stop
As I whisperd to myself next episode
As I whisperd to myself next episode
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Welcome to the airport restaurant, someone will ignore you shortly...
September 8, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Welcome to the airport restaurant, someone will ignore you shortly...
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Things always look up when you're laying on your back.
September 8, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Things always look up when you're laying on your back.
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self-care includes pretending none of this is happening
September 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
self-care includes pretending none of this is happening
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Pedophile president is now making up stories of being in the twin towers during 9/11.
Pathetic, just like every spineless fuckface who enabled this garbage pile.
Pathetic, just like every spineless fuckface who enabled this garbage pile.
September 8, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Pedophile president is now making up stories of being in the twin towers during 9/11.
Pathetic, just like every spineless fuckface who enabled this garbage pile.
Pathetic, just like every spineless fuckface who enabled this garbage pile.
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Crowd needs to get into this match. It’s so low energy
September 8, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Crowd needs to get into this match. It’s so low energy
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Absolutely crazy to think that Leonardo DiCaprio’s future girlfriend is currently nervous for her first day of kindergarten.
September 8, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Absolutely crazy to think that Leonardo DiCaprio’s future girlfriend is currently nervous for her first day of kindergarten.
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ME: So what do you do for work?
DATE: My family sell our own honey
ME: And hows beesness lol
HER: I need to see other people
DATE: My family sell our own honey
ME: And hows beesness lol
HER: I need to see other people
September 8, 2026 at 7:50 PM
ME: So what do you do for work?
DATE: My family sell our own honey
ME: And hows beesness lol
HER: I need to see other people
DATE: My family sell our own honey
ME: And hows beesness lol
HER: I need to see other people