MrJohnBusiness
@mrjohnbusiness.bsky.social
Just a Black man addicted to bothering folks with happy foolishness
I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam
Certified Star Hustler (RIP Jack Horkheimer)
I didn't follow you back because I'm lazy you know I love you fam
Certified Star Hustler (RIP Jack Horkheimer)
My wife always said Egyptian hair salons used to make her look like a million bucks
September 17, 2026 at 5:59 PM
My wife always said Egyptian hair salons used to make her look like a million bucks
You reminded me of this album cover 😂
September 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
You reminded me of this album cover 😂
I love that movie!
September 17, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I love that movie!
🤣 that kid juked the shit outta you
Lamar Jackson's Ankle-Breaking Football Move
ALT: Lamar Jackson's Ankle-Breaking Football Move
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September 17, 2026 at 12:11 AM
🤣 that kid juked the shit outta you
"Pick up the pieces!"
September 16, 2026 at 9:33 PM
"Pick up the pieces!"
"BUT MY HAIRLINE THOOOOOOO"
Big Trouble in Little China - Swelling Face
ALT: Big Trouble in Little China - Swelling Face
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September 15, 2026 at 4:12 PM
"BUT MY HAIRLINE THOOOOOOO"
Bone Saw!
Macho Man Randy Savage: Bonesaw Playtime!
ALT: Macho Man Randy Savage: Bonesaw Playtime!
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September 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Bone Saw!
stop her before she speaks again
Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
ALT: Fred Armisen: Right To Jail. Right Away.
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September 14, 2026 at 11:32 PM
stop her before she speaks again
That's a shame. Low down dirty, one might say.
September 14, 2026 at 11:30 PM
That's a shame. Low down dirty, one might say.
Next year's social media is going to be wall to wall "this is how we celebrated the special occasion" videos. I dunno how many heart shaped steak pics I can wade through.
September 14, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Next year's social media is going to be wall to wall "this is how we celebrated the special occasion" videos. I dunno how many heart shaped steak pics I can wade through.
Well that's one way to access a light skinned actor pipeline 😂
September 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Well that's one way to access a light skinned actor pipeline 😂
SHEESH. That's the look of someone who hasn't had solids in years
September 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
SHEESH. That's the look of someone who hasn't had solids in years
I can only dream of a life that grants me such boredom
September 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I can only dream of a life that grants me such boredom
I think the Grim Reaper aged out too 😂 the aim is trash
September 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I think the Grim Reaper aged out too 😂 the aim is trash
😂 dad joke allotment reached
Pretty Good, Lads!
ALT: Pretty Good, Lads!
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September 14, 2026 at 3:45 PM
😂 dad joke allotment reached
Booooooo tell it 😂
September 14, 2026 at 3:38 PM
Booooooo tell it 😂
Man that soundtrack was just amazing. Made the game legendary to play.
September 13, 2026 at 11:29 AM
Man that soundtrack was just amazing. Made the game legendary to play.
🎶Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG🎶
Extra oil and MSG🎶
September 13, 2026 at 10:37 AM
🎶Extra sugar, extra salt
Extra oil and MSG🎶
Extra oil and MSG🎶