Mr Kippers
@mrkippers.bsky.social
Part time ninja, full time bellend.
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That backheel
September 9, 2026 at 7:48 PM
That backheel
Fuck it. Give him a new contract
September 9, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Fuck it. Give him a new contract
Oh wow, what a goal
August 29, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Oh wow, what a goal
That isn’t a penalty
August 29, 2026 at 1:00 PM
That isn’t a penalty
Oh look, another example of him being slow as fuck to dive for a save.
Ali saves that with ease a few seasons back.
He’s so slow to react now
He’s so slow to react now
August 29, 2026 at 11:57 AM
Oh look, another example of him being slow as fuck to dive for a save.
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Ali saves that with ease a few seasons back.
He’s so slow to react now
He’s so slow to react now
August 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Ali saves that with ease a few seasons back.
He’s so slow to react now
He’s so slow to react now
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We can't be paying £70m for a player who is out for 3 months having just had surgery.
The sooner Hughes goes the better.
The sooner Hughes goes the better.
August 21, 2026 at 5:20 PM
We can't be paying £70m for a player who is out for 3 months having just had surgery.
The sooner Hughes goes the better.
The sooner Hughes goes the better.
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Checkmate, Nige.
August 13, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Checkmate, Nige.
Outstanding
I somehow missed this and it is making me howl. www.youtube.com/watch?v=T61I...
House Viewing Gets Weird
YouTube video by Boys Gone Wild
www.youtube.com
August 9, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Outstanding
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August 3, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Had a dream a few nights ago that we would be taken over by new owners.
Don’t want this bellend anywhere near is though.
Don’t want this bellend anywhere near is though.
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos in talks to join consortium seeking 30% stake in Liverpool
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos in talks to join consortium seeking 30% stake in Liverpool
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Billionaire keen to be part of Amit Bhatia’s £1.35bn bid
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Bezos has previously explored buying NFL franchises
Amazon founder Jeff Bezos has held talks about joining the consortium that is seeking to buy around 30% of Liverpool.
The group led by former Queens Park Rangers co‑owner Amit Bhatia has made a provisional offer of £1.35bn to buy a stake from Fenway Sports Group (FSG), and is talking to other potential investors over supplying funding. Bezos has a personal fortune of around $257bn according to Forbes, making him the fourth richest person in the world. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
July 22, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Had a dream a few nights ago that we would be taken over by new owners.
Don’t want this bellend anywhere near is though.
Don’t want this bellend anywhere near is though.
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This remains one of the most surreal, but lovely, moments of my entire life. RIP to a brilliant man youtu.be/Ud7Uti74yvo?...
Kevin Keegan reads @GalacticKeegan
YouTube video by Galactic Keegan
youtu.be
July 20, 2026 at 8:05 PM
This remains one of the most surreal, but lovely, moments of my entire life. RIP to a brilliant man youtu.be/Ud7Uti74yvo?...
Hamilton up to his old tricks again I see
July 19, 2026 at 1:07 PM
Hamilton up to his old tricks again I see
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This looks FUN. I love a mad Cruise performance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdaT...
DIGGER - Official Trailer - Warner Bros. UK & Ireland
YouTube video by Warner Bros. UK & Ireland
www.youtube.com
July 13, 2026 at 3:34 PM
This looks FUN. I love a mad Cruise performance. www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdaT...
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Have left the house due to a toxic combination of England, ITV and Twatterface.
July 11, 2026 at 9:51 PM
Have left the house due to a toxic combination of England, ITV and Twatterface.
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When UK Gladiators was massive, we had a lad in school bragging on the playground that his Dad knew Lightning from Gladiators before she was famous, knew her 'real' name and brought in proof for show and tell.
Turned out his Dad had a signed Bonnie Tyler record.
Turned out his Dad had a signed Bonnie Tyler record.
March 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM
When UK Gladiators was massive, we had a lad in school bragging on the playground that his Dad knew Lightning from Gladiators before she was famous, knew her 'real' name and brought in proof for show and tell.
Turned out his Dad had a signed Bonnie Tyler record.
Turned out his Dad had a signed Bonnie Tyler record.
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Feel like I’m watching Newsnight on hallucinogens. Has it been co-written by Armando Ianucci and Chris Morris tonight?!
“Literally a two-horse race between Nigel Farage and Count Binface.
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I wouldn’t entirely rule out Count Binface’s chances.”
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“Literally a two-horse race between Nigel Farage and Count Binface.
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I wouldn’t entirely rule out Count Binface’s chances.”
🤣
July 7, 2026 at 10:11 PM
Feel like I’m watching Newsnight on hallucinogens. Has it been co-written by Armando Ianucci and Chris Morris tonight?!
“Literally a two-horse race between Nigel Farage and Count Binface.
…
I wouldn’t entirely rule out Count Binface’s chances.”
🤣
“Literally a two-horse race between Nigel Farage and Count Binface.
…
I wouldn’t entirely rule out Count Binface’s chances.”
🤣
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Jürgen Klopp: "If it was actually the case that Trump and Infantino agreed with each other, then that's crazy, that calls everything into question. That's our game, not their game. These two people, who both have no idea about football, should have nothing to do with it."
July 6, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Jürgen Klopp: "If it was actually the case that Trump and Infantino agreed with each other, then that's crazy, that calls everything into question. That's our game, not their game. These two people, who both have no idea about football, should have nothing to do with it."
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… just checked and Mike Bassett is not only on Prime, it’s free to watch with ads.
Oh, go on then …
Oh, go on then …
July 5, 2026 at 2:22 PM
… just checked and Mike Bassett is not only on Prime, it’s free to watch with ads.
Oh, go on then …
Oh, go on then …
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Just realised that the headline tomorrow will be the lyrics to the UmBungo ad but changed to be cringe. Prepare my suicide pod in the woods.
July 1, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Just realised that the headline tomorrow will be the lyrics to the UmBungo ad but changed to be cringe. Prepare my suicide pod in the woods.
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Messi's scored a hat-trick last night while Ronaldo had a proper fucking stinker and you're laughing??
June 17, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Messi's scored a hat-trick last night while Ronaldo had a proper fucking stinker and you're laughing??
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I'd 100% take Darwin back on a free if there's any truth to those rumours.
● Still only 26/27
● Knows the club/league
● Free's up £ for other areas
● Works his socks off - potentially a good fit for Iraola
● Has an intensity/aggression we sorely lack
He'd make a ton of sense, IMO. #LFC
● Still only 26/27
● Knows the club/league
● Free's up £ for other areas
● Works his socks off - potentially a good fit for Iraola
● Has an intensity/aggression we sorely lack
He'd make a ton of sense, IMO. #LFC
June 4, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I'd 100% take Darwin back on a free if there's any truth to those rumours.
● Still only 26/27
● Knows the club/league
● Free's up £ for other areas
● Works his socks off - potentially a good fit for Iraola
● Has an intensity/aggression we sorely lack
He'd make a ton of sense, IMO. #LFC
● Still only 26/27
● Knows the club/league
● Free's up £ for other areas
● Works his socks off - potentially a good fit for Iraola
● Has an intensity/aggression we sorely lack
He'd make a ton of sense, IMO. #LFC