port chester whooping crane
@mrmatthewgeorge.bsky.social
sensitive misanthropy.
grammar like a hammer.
waxin' and milkin'
ain't no tellin' when I'm down for a jack move.
grammar like a hammer.
waxin' and milkin'
ain't no tellin' when I'm down for a jack move.
Pinned
you've let these warped nihilists corrupt you long enough.
might fuck around and divide by zero
September 16, 2026 at 11:06 AM
might fuck around and divide by zero
@georgialux.bsky.social I don't know if it's a good entry for NPC Names or I'm just high but fuck it please welcome to the stage Dolton Pudcock.
September 14, 2026 at 9:40 PM
@georgialux.bsky.social I don't know if it's a good entry for NPC Names or I'm just high but fuck it please welcome to the stage Dolton Pudcock.
@neorsd.org I'm coming to clean water fest with the kiddos. will I be able to meet the person who does the skeets?
September 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
@neorsd.org I'm coming to clean water fest with the kiddos. will I be able to meet the person who does the skeets?
@kleinman.bsky.social my new strategy for parent/children events is to seek out the dad that most resembles Kyle Kinane. There's always at least one.
September 13, 2026 at 3:06 PM
@kleinman.bsky.social my new strategy for parent/children events is to seek out the dad that most resembles Kyle Kinane. There's always at least one.
@georgialux.bsky.social his garthok was totally narfled.
September 11, 2026 at 10:52 PM
@georgialux.bsky.social his garthok was totally narfled.
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It's raining garbage.
September 11, 2026 at 2:00 PM
It's raining garbage.
@plumberduck.bsky.social hey, did you ever play Fallout London?
September 10, 2026 at 10:55 PM
@plumberduck.bsky.social hey, did you ever play Fallout London?
September 10, 2026 at 10:49 PM
there's this site where I do crossword puzzles because I like to chill hard, and each puzzle has a little comment section, and it's all pretty anodyne, and today I saw someone with the screenname SRY 4 PARTY ROCKIN and it is amusing me to no end. 😜
September 10, 2026 at 12:29 PM
there's this site where I do crossword puzzles because I like to chill hard, and each puzzle has a little comment section, and it's all pretty anodyne, and today I saw someone with the screenname SRY 4 PARTY ROCKIN and it is amusing me to no end. 😜
@briancgrubb.bsky.social this week's reacher cold open was particularly hootable. downright fistpumpworthy.
September 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social this week's reacher cold open was particularly hootable. downright fistpumpworthy.
@georgialux.bsky.social smokin' on that shit that has me mispronouncing body parts
September 6, 2026 at 1:20 PM
@georgialux.bsky.social smokin' on that shit that has me mispronouncing body parts
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everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
July 15, 2023 at 9:41 PM
everyone's talking about some guy. who cares.
the council doesn't have a leg to stand on.
September 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
the council doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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They should make a website that works
September 4, 2026 at 5:42 PM
They should make a website that works
it's been: BROUGHTEN
my ass: GOTTEN
got the cyclospora now my dumps is ROTTEN
my ass: GOTTEN
got the cyclospora now my dumps is ROTTEN
September 3, 2026 at 9:48 PM
it's been: BROUGHTEN
my ass: GOTTEN
got the cyclospora now my dumps is ROTTEN
my ass: GOTTEN
got the cyclospora now my dumps is ROTTEN
@edsbs.bsky.social if you're runnin' from the law, the press, and the parents, and they chase you into a stairwell, do you go up or down?
September 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social if you're runnin' from the law, the press, and the parents, and they chase you into a stairwell, do you go up or down?
@briancgrubb.bsky.social found this in my notes app.
September 2, 2026 at 10:22 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social found this in my notes app.
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Angeline Era is out soon on consoles, so it's GIVEAWAY TIME!!!
We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!!
Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!!
(store links/more info below)
We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!!
Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!!
(store links/more info below)
September 2, 2026 at 11:09 AM
Angeline Era is out soon on consoles, so it's GIVEAWAY TIME!!!
We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!!
Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!!
(store links/more info below)
We will be giving out 6 codes for Angeline Era. Simply REPOST to enter!!
Or reply with your favorite candy bar to INCREASE YOUR CHANCES THREEFOLD!!
(store links/more info below)
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i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
September 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
@ihavethatonvinyl.com nowadays I'm pretty much only on Facebook to keep tabs on my bipolar mom, but once in awhile I see something that makes me laugh
September 1, 2026 at 12:28 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com nowadays I'm pretty much only on Facebook to keep tabs on my bipolar mom, but once in awhile I see something that makes me laugh
@ihavethatonvinyl.com I consider qotsa a "drugs band" and the thing with drugs bands is that they can only hit the right balance to make magic for a little while. it's a delicate formula.
August 30, 2026 at 1:16 PM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com I consider qotsa a "drugs band" and the thing with drugs bands is that they can only hit the right balance to make magic for a little while. it's a delicate formula.
the 10 year old was supposed to write down a song that she liked, so the teacher could make a playlist with all the kids' favorite tunes, and she wrote down "werewolf bar mitzvah" from 30 rock.
August 30, 2026 at 2:37 AM
the 10 year old was supposed to write down a song that she liked, so the teacher could make a playlist with all the kids' favorite tunes, and she wrote down "werewolf bar mitzvah" from 30 rock.
@astrokatie.com how did you get tagged in for this, lol
August 27, 2026 at 11:40 PM
@astrokatie.com how did you get tagged in for this, lol
@ihavethatonvinyl.com 20mg etc: which do you think is a more humiliating way to encounter a dude, underwear/no shirt/ballcap or t-shirt/no underwear (Winnie the Pooh)
August 27, 2026 at 12:16 AM
@ihavethatonvinyl.com 20mg etc: which do you think is a more humiliating way to encounter a dude, underwear/no shirt/ballcap or t-shirt/no underwear (Winnie the Pooh)
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Reacher asked me to forcibly insert the candidate's contact card into my anus!
August 26, 2026 at 10:36 PM
@briancgrubb.bsky.social Reacher asked me to forcibly insert the candidate's contact card into my anus!