The word ‘cannot’ should not exist. A leftist future promises this.
September 13, 2026 at 3:49 AM
The word ‘cannot’ should not exist. A leftist future promises this.
Is it pronounced catan or catan
August 16, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Is it pronounced catan or catan
Y’all ever take a shit so nasty you feel like you should wash your hands after
July 18, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Y’all ever take a shit so nasty you feel like you should wash your hands after
Mfw I find out she had someone yell “YOU CAN DO EET” when he said speak now or forever hold your peace
July 4, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Mfw I find out she had someone yell “YOU CAN DO EET” when he said speak now or forever hold your peace
There should be a pants that squeezes you
May 24, 2026 at 3:55 PM
There should be a pants that squeezes you
Things I did this week:
1. Got accepted into UB Law
2. Finished the Buffalo half-marathon
Kind of a big week for Buffalo
1. Got accepted into UB Law
2. Finished the Buffalo half-marathon
Kind of a big week for Buffalo
May 24, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Things I did this week:
1. Got accepted into UB Law
2. Finished the Buffalo half-marathon
Kind of a big week for Buffalo
1. Got accepted into UB Law
2. Finished the Buffalo half-marathon
Kind of a big week for Buffalo
What a crazy coincidence that they named the best book of all time exactly the same as the best movie of all time
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What a crazy coincidence that they named the best book of all time exactly the same as the best movie of all time
Still can’t remember my Letterboxd login so my Superman review is as follows: I had a big dumb smile on my face the whole time
October 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Still can’t remember my Letterboxd login so my Superman review is as follows: I had a big dumb smile on my face the whole time
Before Wednesday, I had never actually said the word “groyper” out loud. Now I’m expected to explain it to my coworkers? Now I’m supposed to explain it to Bonnie???
September 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Before Wednesday, I had never actually said the word “groyper” out loud. Now I’m expected to explain it to my coworkers? Now I’m supposed to explain it to Bonnie???
Setting an alarm for 1150 so I don’t forget to uber eats a lunchables to my fat sons middle school
September 12, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Setting an alarm for 1150 so I don’t forget to uber eats a lunchables to my fat sons middle school
Best city in the world babeeeeee
Federal immigration agents were seemingly forced to retreat from a roofing job site in Rochester, NY, after being confronted by more than 100 protesters
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
The workers stayed on the roof and agents drove away in a Border Patrol SUV on four flat tires, which had been slashed
ICE agents in the Park Ave neighborhood spark large-scale protest
The group shouted “shame” and "Gestapo,” and applauded as agents in the ICE-led action drove a Border Patrol SUV away on four flat tires, which had been slashed.
www.wxxinews.org
September 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Best city in the world babeeeeee
In these troubled times, I’m calling on Hollywood to help in the best way they can: Les Miserables 2
August 31, 2025 at 4:31 AM
In these troubled times, I’m calling on Hollywood to help in the best way they can: Les Miserables 2
It’s time to call out halo 2 for what it is: copaganda
August 18, 2025 at 2:50 AM
It’s time to call out halo 2 for what it is: copaganda
Drunk doordashing Taco Bell
July 27, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Drunk doordashing Taco Bell
The world is so fucked up. I’ve eaten 3 hot pockets this week. Im a homeowner! It’s not supposed to be like this!
June 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The world is so fucked up. I’ve eaten 3 hot pockets this week. Im a homeowner! It’s not supposed to be like this!
This time, I’m standing against trump. This time, I’m wearing graphic tees and a man bun
April 12, 2025 at 2:31 AM
This time, I’m standing against trump. This time, I’m wearing graphic tees and a man bun
Do you think 16 year old me would be proud of 32 year old me for owning 3 John Mayer albums
April 11, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Do you think 16 year old me would be proud of 32 year old me for owning 3 John Mayer albums
*me as a 32 year old man*: I’ve been getting really into adult swim recently
February 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
*me as a 32 year old man*: I’ve been getting really into adult swim recently
It must feel so good to compile if you’re a shader
January 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
It must feel so good to compile if you’re a shader
Teams in the north get snow, I think teams in the south should be allowed to put things in their home stadiums to give them an advantage (water hazards, sand traps, etc)
December 2, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Teams in the north get snow, I think teams in the south should be allowed to put things in their home stadiums to give them an advantage (water hazards, sand traps, etc)
This mf wearing an Australian tux
November 28, 2024 at 1:55 PM
This mf wearing an Australian tux
The best part of thanksgiving is turning on the tv at 830 am and seeing jimmy Fallon at a “wearing sunglasses in the rain” level of fucked up
November 28, 2024 at 1:50 PM
The best part of thanksgiving is turning on the tv at 830 am and seeing jimmy Fallon at a “wearing sunglasses in the rain” level of fucked up
What about Montel Mole is that anything
November 24, 2024 at 12:36 AM
What about Montel Mole is that anything
Very good indication of where my life has been lately that 👍 isn’t in my recently used emojis
November 16, 2024 at 11:32 PM
Very good indication of where my life has been lately that 👍 isn’t in my recently used emojis
Now that Donald trump is president, we can finally admit it: timekeeper is a woke job
November 16, 2024 at 5:03 AM
Now that Donald trump is president, we can finally admit it: timekeeper is a woke job