Paul
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social
Does not own enough playing cards.
Lapsed cellist (Grade VII). Experienced anxietist. Older than he'd like.
Lapsed cellist (Grade VII). Experienced anxietist. Older than he'd like.
Pinned
Paul
@mrnotmoro.bsky.social
· Jul 20
It has almost entirely been airbrushed from history, but the fact is Elizabeth I was half-Dalek
As BRIAN BLESSED is 90 today I am of course wearing this
jimll.co.uk/products/bri...
jimll.co.uk/products/bri...
Brian Tee
"Brian Blessed punching a polar bear in the face" as requested by Emily Griffin and Lyam Brabson White front print on india ink grey T-shirt 100% organic cotton
jimll.co.uk
October 9, 2026 at 8:42 AM
As BRIAN BLESSED is 90 today I am of course wearing this
jimll.co.uk/products/bri...
jimll.co.uk/products/bri...
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Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
October 7, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Hey folks. In total honesty my tour is NOT selling well. I’ve sold 30 tickets in a 400 seater in Birmingham, and not much more elsewhere. If you like musical comedy, if you like standup, then please come see my show! And spread the word! The Rachel Parris Songbook tour starts in Nov! Link in bio! 🎶
@notmoro.bsky.social forgot to show you this last night
October 6, 2026 at 12:52 PM
@notmoro.bsky.social forgot to show you this last night
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Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan
www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
Misogyny killed Monica many years before she died
When poor Monica Coghlan died in a car crash last week, it was a result both pitiful and inevitable. The rightful order had been restored. Justice had been done. Her sad, brief life was over: she had ...
www.heraldscotland.com
October 5, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Jeffrey Archer has died - here is the obituary of Monica Coghlan
www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
www.heraldscotland.com/news/1216989...
@scriblit.bsky.social Oh look it's yer bum music again
October 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
@scriblit.bsky.social Oh look it's yer bum music again
There should be a a word for when you go to tell @brainmage.bsky.social off for one of his terrible posts only to discover it's a repost and you have already done so
October 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
There should be a a word for when you go to tell @brainmage.bsky.social off for one of his terrible posts only to discover it's a repost and you have already done so
this is utterly adorable and i think if i saw this show as a kid i would've been bouncing off the walls
September 25, 2026 at 1:04 PM
IKEA is releasing a Pallas Cat plush, and they have nailed the expression…
September 24, 2026 at 11:59 AM
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I don't know how to explain it, but orcs aren't real. Obviously, I don't believe in goblins and elves, but I REALLY don't believe in orcs. They're just something that was invented by a famous fantasy writer, like transphobia.
September 22, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I don't know how to explain it, but orcs aren't real. Obviously, I don't believe in goblins and elves, but I REALLY don't believe in orcs. They're just something that was invented by a famous fantasy writer, like transphobia.
I used to have a joke about Skyrim but then I took an arrow to the knee
I have a joke about point & clicks, it doesn't work.
I have a gag about point & clicks, it doesn't work.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
By combining my joke about point & clicks with the knock knock joke in my inventory, I'm able to create a joke that opens the door.
I have a gag about point & clicks, it doesn't work.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
By combining my joke about point & clicks with the knock knock joke in my inventory, I'm able to create a joke that opens the door.
I have a joke about Final Fantasy 7 but I'll be honest, it's not my best materia.
September 21, 2026 at 6:58 PM
I used to have a joke about Skyrim but then I took an arrow to the knee
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We never made it past the audition stage (twice) for #onlyconnect sadly :( @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social
September 21, 2026 at 6:11 PM
We never made it past the audition stage (twice) for #onlyconnect sadly :( @vcorenmitchell.bsky.social
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May I suggest
September 20, 2026 at 10:07 PM
May I suggest
The Lords of Midnight.
IYKYK
IYKYK
What's your "origin" video game?
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
Most gamers have a lot of favorite games, sure, but there's always one that basically 𝘥𝘦𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘴 you.
I'm talking about the game that flipped that little switch in your brain and made into a life-long gamer.
So, which game is 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨?
September 20, 2026 at 5:18 PM
The Lords of Midnight.
IYKYK
IYKYK
Nothing gets Men of a Certain Age going quite so much as a live performance of the theme tune to Grandstand
What the Proms needs is a TV then prom. We've had movies, dance music, even prog. Now it's time for TV themes to get a night devoted to them. We all have ones we love. It would be epic.
September 20, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Nothing gets Men of a Certain Age going quite so much as a live performance of the theme tune to Grandstand
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Tealin's Cabin Pressure art constantly lives in my mind. Her interpretation of Martin is so different from other Martin Fanart and so RIGHT.
Rest in peace Stephanie Cole, known to many for her role in DOC MARTIN, but best known to me as Carolyn Knapp-Shappey, she of the sharky grin at MJN Air in the wonderful BBC radio sitcom CABIN PRESSURE...
The lemon is no longer in play, today... :(
Art of Carolyn by @twirlynoodle.com
The lemon is no longer in play, today... :(
Art of Carolyn by @twirlynoodle.com
September 18, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Tealin's Cabin Pressure art constantly lives in my mind. Her interpretation of Martin is so different from other Martin Fanart and so RIGHT.
@scriblit.bsky.social I don't know if you listen to the Weird Medieval Guys podcast or not, but they've just done the best part of two hours on Mansa Musa
September 18, 2026 at 10:30 AM
@scriblit.bsky.social I don't know if you listen to the Weird Medieval Guys podcast or not, but they've just done the best part of two hours on Mansa Musa
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Harper Collins execs this morning:
I don’t think I’m hearing this in my head the way they expected me to.
September 18, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Harper Collins execs this morning:
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David Walliams, the Jared Leto of children's books
September 18, 2026 at 9:27 AM
David Walliams, the Jared Leto of children's books
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Hello. I have made a thing. A colourful collection of global disgruntlement. If you spend your time looking at the news & muttering "For Fuck's Sake" you might like it. Maybe.
Illustrations of idiomatic translations of FFS from people who speak the language.
Because FFS.
www.eclectech.co.uk/ffs
Illustrations of idiomatic translations of FFS from people who speak the language.
Because FFS.
www.eclectech.co.uk/ffs
The FFS Project
A colourful collection of global disgruntlement, because it's good to know you're not alone. A project by eclectech, in collaboration with friends on the fediverse. Contains swears. So many swears.
www.eclectech.co.uk
September 17, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Hello. I have made a thing. A colourful collection of global disgruntlement. If you spend your time looking at the news & muttering "For Fuck's Sake" you might like it. Maybe.
Illustrations of idiomatic translations of FFS from people who speak the language.
Because FFS.
www.eclectech.co.uk/ffs
Illustrations of idiomatic translations of FFS from people who speak the language.
Because FFS.
www.eclectech.co.uk/ffs
We've held a village referendum
September 17, 2026 at 5:10 PM
We've held a village referendum
GLaDOS has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
September 15, 2026 at 10:24 PM
GLaDOS has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
Thotch have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
September 15, 2026 at 9:48 PM
Thotch have pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
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Oh god. Nearly two years since I wrote and performed this. You'd have thought I'd have performed it again, wouldn't you? Like, why would you go though all this effort for a single-use set? Silly!
Anyway, please watch. It's Quite Good.
Anyway, please watch. It's Quite Good.
I've edited a video! Of some of my standup! Like you're supposed to when you're a comedian!
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
Please enjoy "My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why".
Shares/fawning praise etc obviously appreciated x
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93X...
My jokes are good, actually, and here are the reasons why.
YouTube video by Guy Kelly
www.youtube.com
September 15, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Oh god. Nearly two years since I wrote and performed this. You'd have thought I'd have performed it again, wouldn't you? Like, why would you go though all this effort for a single-use set? Silly!
Anyway, please watch. It's Quite Good.
Anyway, please watch. It's Quite Good.