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De Zerbi ball going great…
April 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
De Zerbi ball going great…
I assigned my 7th grade enrichment students to write a 1,000 word short story. One of them misunderstood the instructions and wrote 10,000 words. This is the kind of creativity we are squandering when curricula only recognizes “mastery” of “skills.”
March 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
I assigned my 7th grade enrichment students to write a 1,000 word short story. One of them misunderstood the instructions and wrote 10,000 words. This is the kind of creativity we are squandering when curricula only recognizes “mastery” of “skills.”
Something missing from this article is the degree to which tech companies are already enmeshed in our schools. Our ability to design curricula is largely outsourced to publishing companies who harvest testing data and then create products in response. People are afraid that teachers will either….
In N.Y.C. Classes, Teachers Can Use A.I. to Plan but Not to Assign Grades
www.nytimes.com
March 27, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Something missing from this article is the degree to which tech companies are already enmeshed in our schools. Our ability to design curricula is largely outsourced to publishing companies who harvest testing data and then create products in response. People are afraid that teachers will either….
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There are horrors aplenty to cover, but I am upset that the news has largely moved on from the horrific collision of a jet plane and a fire truck at La Guardia a few days ago, the airport I fly out of most often. The evidence so far is sobering. The fire trucks at LGA lacked transponders, so they..
March 27, 2026 at 12:00 AM
There are horrors aplenty to cover, but I am upset that the news has largely moved on from the horrific collision of a jet plane and a fire truck at La Guardia a few days ago, the airport I fly out of most often. The evidence so far is sobering. The fire trucks at LGA lacked transponders, so they..
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Sí, Chuck Norris era una mierda de persona. Pero al menos hay que reconocer que sus películas también lo eran.
March 21, 2026 at 11:08 AM
Sí, Chuck Norris era una mierda de persona. Pero al menos hay que reconocer que sus películas también lo eran.
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You've really never heard Steely Dan until you've heard them in your 50s
March 21, 2026 at 4:04 PM
You've really never heard Steely Dan until you've heard them in your 50s
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it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish
March 19, 2026 at 4:35 AM
it’s incredibly blackpilling to me that it takes rising gas prices and rising gas prices alone to have people turn against the war in iran, and not the american government murdering thousands of children and civilians in iran. americans are incredibly selfish
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Proud of this team for giving it a go. That corner goal obviously sucked the juice out of the team, but they PULLED LIKE DOGS tonight until then.
Now, let's just keep our home unbeaten record going and prepare for Sunday.
#coys
Now, let's just keep our home unbeaten record going and prepare for Sunday.
#coys
March 18, 2026 at 9:40 PM
Proud of this team for giving it a go. That corner goal obviously sucked the juice out of the team, but they PULLED LIKE DOGS tonight until then.
Now, let's just keep our home unbeaten record going and prepare for Sunday.
#coys
Now, let's just keep our home unbeaten record going and prepare for Sunday.
#coys
March 18, 2026 at 8:31 PM
While I don’t think Spurs will manage to push four goals tonight, I am very encouraged by the football I am seeing. If we can keep this up in the PL we will avoid relegation #coys
March 18, 2026 at 8:24 PM
While I don’t think Spurs will manage to push four goals tonight, I am very encouraged by the football I am seeing. If we can keep this up in the PL we will avoid relegation #coys
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If there was only some way the Trump administration could have foreseen the Iranians mining the gulf, such as an article from 7 years ago about the Iranians mining the gulf for decades & Iran stockpiling 2000 mines & many US Navy ships previously hitting mines www.strausscenter.org/strait-of-ho...
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With respect to mine usage in the Middle East, the Iran-Iraq Tanker War in the late 1980s provides examples of mine warfare utilized against commercial shipping in the Persian Gulf. Iran, in particular, took advantage of the anonymity mine warfare lends to aggressors, planting mines throughout the Persian Gulf, the Gulf of Oman, and the Strait of Hormuz, plausibly denying responsibility to avoid direct U.S. retaliation. [v] In 1988, Iran deposited approximately 150 mines in the Strait of Hormuz, one of which succeeded in nearly sinking the USS Roberts. [xvi] The mine striking the Roberts was WWl vintage, clearly demonstrating that naval mines need not be sophisticated to prove effective.
During the Persian Gulf War, the Iraqis laid 1,157 mines in a 100 mile wide stretch south of the Shatt al Arab.
One of these mines struck the USS Tripoli and another the USS Princeton in February 1991. Europe and the
U.S. responded immediately with more than a dozen mine counter-measure vessels, but it took more than two months to "clear" the nearby waters of the mine threat. [xvii]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:bjhunchtz2humbk4htqf3oto/bafkreid3w4b2cm2egqbioy6rbko6gfy7lcytp4rruvgysi6cbtjrh3vy54)
March 11, 2026 at 4:02 AM
If there was only some way the Trump administration could have foreseen the Iranians mining the gulf, such as an article from 7 years ago about the Iranians mining the gulf for decades & Iran stockpiling 2000 mines & many US Navy ships previously hitting mines www.strausscenter.org/strait-of-ho...
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I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.
This video is lowballing it.
This video is lowballing it.
March 9, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I am shocked to learn this is actually underestimating costs, because it ignores the infrastructure costs.
This video is lowballing it.
This video is lowballing it.
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First of all, happy international women’s day to you all
March 8, 2026 at 5:44 PM
First of all, happy international women’s day to you all
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The call is truly coming from inside the house. Holy hell. What a fucking joke the DOE is www.chalkbeat.org/newyork/2026...
‘It should raise eyebrows’: Former Chancellor Aviles-Ramos takes job at firm with deep roots in NYC
HMH did more than $40 million in business with NYC’s public schools last year. Now, former Chancellor Aviles-Ramos has joined the company.
www.chalkbeat.org
March 4, 2026 at 3:25 PM
The call is truly coming from inside the house. Holy hell. What a fucking joke the DOE is www.chalkbeat.org/newyork/2026...
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Incel Ian Miles Cheong: Dubai is safe cause they’re are a lot of rich people here
Iran Revolutionary Guard:
Iran Revolutionary Guard:
a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
ALT: a man in a suit is sitting in a chair with a book in front of him and the website sharktankgifts.com is visible
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March 3, 2026 at 3:34 PM
Incel Ian Miles Cheong: Dubai is safe cause they’re are a lot of rich people here
Iran Revolutionary Guard:
Iran Revolutionary Guard:
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lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’
March 2, 2026 at 4:57 PM
lol at the tourists in dubai being like ‘what do you mean i took my vacation at The Neiman-Marcus That Kills You’
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Trump went from an obviously fake “No More Forever Wars” to “No! More Forever Wars” pretty fast
March 3, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Trump went from an obviously fake “No More Forever Wars” to “No! More Forever Wars” pretty fast
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My goal is to marry Lupita Nyong'o. Do I have a plan to guarantee that happens? No, that's not my job.
LINDSEY GRAHAM: Our goal is to make sure Iran cannot become again the largest state sponsor of terrorism.
WELKER: Does the the president have a plan to guarantee that happens?
GRAHAM: No. It's not his job.
WELKER: Does the the president have a plan to guarantee that happens?
GRAHAM: No. It's not his job.
March 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
My goal is to marry Lupita Nyong'o. Do I have a plan to guarantee that happens? No, that's not my job.
Our cops are the biggest bunch of snowflakes I’ve ever seen…and yet they still hardly qualify as snowMEN
Happening Now: A snowball fight is taking place at Washington Square Park in New York City
February 24, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Our cops are the biggest bunch of snowflakes I’ve ever seen…and yet they still hardly qualify as snowMEN
Today is a great example of why NYCDOE should have a residency requirement. Every time there is inclement weather our schools get thrown into disarray because of Long Islanders who can’t get to work due to childcare or driving conditions. Teachers living in the city are forced to cover
February 24, 2026 at 12:49 PM
Today is a great example of why NYCDOE should have a residency requirement. Every time there is inclement weather our schools get thrown into disarray because of Long Islanders who can’t get to work due to childcare or driving conditions. Teachers living in the city are forced to cover
Being an asshole about chiropractic and wellness trends will now feature even more prominently in my villain arc
The feeling of having known something to be true, deep within your very being, only to have it confirmed as such. There's just nothing like it: defector.com/jeffrey-epst...
Jeffrey Epstein And His Network Of Rich Freaks Were Obsessed With The Chiropractor | Defector
As the number of powerful, wealthy people revealed to have associated with Jeffrey Epstein increases, so too does the coherence of their collective excuse: They only knew Epstein as a genius of math a...
defector.com
February 24, 2026 at 10:50 AM
Being an asshole about chiropractic and wellness trends will now feature even more prominently in my villain arc