I just really love my city
August 18, 2026 at 1:39 AM
I just really love my city
The way to this man’s heart is with a blunt cheese knife driven into the chest by at drone attached to a gorilla
July 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
The way to this man’s heart is with a blunt cheese knife driven into the chest by at drone attached to a gorilla
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If I had a nickel for every time a distressed psychic has claimed I emit a sphere of darkness, I'd have two nickels. Also, if I had a nickel for every psychic I've murdered in a panic,
July 17, 2026 at 1:55 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a distressed psychic has claimed I emit a sphere of darkness, I'd have two nickels. Also, if I had a nickel for every psychic I've murdered in a panic,
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when i get 3k followers i will track down and attack 17 of my least favourite bluesky users
July 6, 2026 at 1:26 AM
when i get 3k followers i will track down and attack 17 of my least favourite bluesky users
Hong Kong will always be beautiful in the ordinary
June 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Hong Kong will always be beautiful in the ordinary
I’m sleepy and I ate cheese.
June 21, 2026 at 6:13 AM
I’m sleepy and I ate cheese.
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Me: Wow my first threesome
Wife: It doesn't count
Puppet: Why not?
Wife: It doesn't count
Puppet: Why not?
June 20, 2026 at 4:19 PM
Me: Wow my first threesome
Wife: It doesn't count
Puppet: Why not?
Wife: It doesn't count
Puppet: Why not?
I have a film camera. I don't know how to use it. I miss digital.
June 15, 2026 at 3:32 AM
I have a film camera. I don't know how to use it. I miss digital.
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The world is pretty great. I'm down with it.
June 8, 2026 at 1:37 AM
The world is pretty great. I'm down with it.
We can make it. Oh, you don’t need South Ocean. - Apple is great at transcribing spam calls in Cantonese
June 2, 2026 at 6:46 AM
We can make it. Oh, you don’t need South Ocean. - Apple is great at transcribing spam calls in Cantonese
I've been watching Apocalypse Now Redux for 2 weeks now. Soon I'll be done. Soon. Soon.
May 14, 2026 at 6:46 AM
I've been watching Apocalypse Now Redux for 2 weeks now. Soon I'll be done. Soon. Soon.
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happy mother’s day to dr pepper
May 10, 2026 at 10:05 PM
happy mother’s day to dr pepper