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Lookit, how do l go back in to the dream where l had a small pregnant monkey?
August 29, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Lookit, how do l go back in to the dream where l had a small pregnant monkey?
Chuckle
Thinking about heading out to Trump’s State Fair tonight for some alone time.
July 2, 2026 at 8:13 AM
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A shootout Saturday near a community festival in Ohio left at least 12 wounded by gunfire, with no suspects in custody.
Authorities were combing the area searching for suspects and examining video after at least two people were believed to have exchanged shots.
jrnl.ie/7063022
Authorities were combing the area searching for suspects and examining video after at least two people were believed to have exchanged shots.
jrnl.ie/7063022
At least 12 people wounded and two in critical condition after shooting near US festival
Police said it appeared there were at least two shooters and that they were ‘probably shooting at each other’.
jrnl.ie
June 7, 2026 at 7:19 AM
A shootout Saturday near a community festival in Ohio left at least 12 wounded by gunfire, with no suspects in custody.
Authorities were combing the area searching for suspects and examining video after at least two people were believed to have exchanged shots.
jrnl.ie/7063022
Authorities were combing the area searching for suspects and examining video after at least two people were believed to have exchanged shots.
jrnl.ie/7063022
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The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
April 19, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.
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The new series of Scrubs looks a bit shit.
April 14, 2026 at 7:06 AM
The new series of Scrubs looks a bit shit.
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NEWS! US doctors defend Trump, "This is how we all dress now" newsthump.com/2026/04/14/u...
US doctors defend Trump, “This is how we all dress now”
Donald Trump has been defended by the US medical industry, with thousands of doctors insisting they all dress now like a deity who dispenses medicine like it’s all a magic trick.
newsthump.com
April 14, 2026 at 7:13 AM
NEWS! US doctors defend Trump, "This is how we all dress now" newsthump.com/2026/04/14/u...
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Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids https://theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-can-t-believe-she-ended-up-movi-1825827223/
April 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Once-Adventurous Salmon Can’t Believe She Ended Up Moving Back To Birthplace, Having A Bunch Of Kids https://theonion.com/once-adventurous-salmon-can-t-believe-she-ended-up-movi-1825827223/
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who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
April 8, 2026 at 7:51 PM
who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Perspective
April 5, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Perspective
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hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action
March 31, 2026 at 12:54 AM
hello 👋 i have developed a new tool called blüuümpíi. blüuümpíi will convert every file on your hard drive to a .wav file without asking you, maximize your system volume, and play them on every bluetooth speaker you have ever connected to. if you offer feedback on blüuümpíi i will take legal action
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This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
February 4, 2026 at 9:59 PM
This pup found a stick shaped like an old timey pipe earlier today and has already solved three mysteries. 13/10
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Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome
March 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Hear me out: it’s time for America to be sealed under a giant mysterious dome
At the lovely age of 60, l can confirm, l am not a robot. I suppose?
February 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
At the lovely age of 60, l can confirm, l am not a robot. I suppose?
Slavi Ukraini more than ever. Please don't give up Mr.Zelenskyy, love and support from lreland, hope the EU and lreland, NATO follow through. A summer will happen for Ukrainians.
February 28, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Slavi Ukraini more than ever. Please don't give up Mr.Zelenskyy, love and support from lreland, hope the EU and lreland, NATO follow through. A summer will happen for Ukrainians.
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Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
February 28, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Slava Ukraini 🇺🇦
Does all of, most of, any of American people, genuinely, support that humiliation of a man who is blocking that hole in the wall against the potential Putinesque takeover of democracy in Europe and in turn, the 'free world'? Why is every reaction in slo-mo?
February 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Does all of, most of, any of American people, genuinely, support that humiliation of a man who is blocking that hole in the wall against the potential Putinesque takeover of democracy in Europe and in turn, the 'free world'? Why is every reaction in slo-mo?
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Of course it will lead to corruption. But it is also deeply, deeply authoritarian.
And I’m not even getting into the other big danger, which is permanently breaking vital government functions—air traffic control, Medicare provision, CDC disease tracking—with indiscriminate top-down cuts. 11/x
And I’m not even getting into the other big danger, which is permanently breaking vital government functions—air traffic control, Medicare provision, CDC disease tracking—with indiscriminate top-down cuts. 11/x
February 2, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Of course it will lead to corruption. But it is also deeply, deeply authoritarian.
And I’m not even getting into the other big danger, which is permanently breaking vital government functions—air traffic control, Medicare provision, CDC disease tracking—with indiscriminate top-down cuts. 11/x
And I’m not even getting into the other big danger, which is permanently breaking vital government functions—air traffic control, Medicare provision, CDC disease tracking—with indiscriminate top-down cuts. 11/x
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Gotta love Vivie xx
This is Vivie! That is not, however, Vivie’s stall or Vivie’s food that she’s eating. #GoatCrimes
February 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Gotta love Vivie xx
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Would be nice to live through fewer of the main episodes of history for a while and more of the ad breaks
January 8, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Would be nice to live through fewer of the main episodes of history for a while and more of the ad breaks