Resisting the urge to crash out

Me: I’d like to schedule an interview. What is your availability for next week?

Candidate: Anytime in the afternoon

*schedules interview*

C: *declines* Oh btw I’m not available Mon, Wed or Thur next week. Any way we can reschedule???

Me: … 😐

My mother made chitlins one year for Thanksgiving and I’m still traumatized by the smell alone

I keep getting asked if I have loc extensions…