This dude would be perfect as a live action Waluigi
September 13, 2026 at 4:28 PM
This dude would be perfect as a live action Waluigi
They had a chance at greatness and blew it. They could’ve wrapped an airbus in that guys ape
September 10, 2026 at 7:59 PM
They had a chance at greatness and blew it. They could’ve wrapped an airbus in that guys ape
Ok but what about sucked off
September 10, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Ok but what about sucked off
I NEED my Products to tell me about many different unrelated Products before they even think about being useable
September 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
I NEED my Products to tell me about many different unrelated Products before they even think about being useable
Wives demand answers as husbands everywhere are “horned up for the hare”
August 31, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Wives demand answers as husbands everywhere are “horned up for the hare”
I have INVENTED A FALSE REALITY and I am UPSET ABOUT IT
August 29, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I have INVENTED A FALSE REALITY and I am UPSET ABOUT IT
Have you considered… forming a committee?
August 28, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Have you considered… forming a committee?
That weird health grifter RFK follows who claims he never wipes his ass
Morpheus: At Last
Alt: Morpheus: At Last
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August 27, 2026 at 4:44 PM
That weird health grifter RFK follows who claims he never wipes his ass
Damn, put a NSFW tag on this time so the boys over at WSJ can make sure they’re sitting down first
August 25, 2026 at 7:43 PM
Damn, put a NSFW tag on this time so the boys over at WSJ can make sure they’re sitting down first
Going into a blind rage after losing my janitor position at the Met for using my incredible brilliance to improve all the art work. We are truly lost to woke.
August 23, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Going into a blind rage after losing my janitor position at the Met for using my incredible brilliance to improve all the art work. We are truly lost to woke.
Get what you want but get bullied, or don’t get what you want and get bullied. An impossible decision on balance. A real Schumer’s Conundrum.
August 21, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Get what you want but get bullied, or don’t get what you want and get bullied. An impossible decision on balance. A real Schumer’s Conundrum.
The Women are back at it. Existing in ways that force incompetence upon the poor helpless men (victims)
August 20, 2026 at 11:21 PM
The Women are back at it. Existing in ways that force incompetence upon the poor helpless men (victims)
No no no. The REAL problem is Wömen. The Men of Wö.
August 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
No no no. The REAL problem is Wömen. The Men of Wö.
What are we even payin em for? Nobody wants to work anymore
August 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM
What are we even payin em for? Nobody wants to work anymore
The GOP is NOT a gaggle of perverts. We should not say this. It is VERY NORMAL to inspect the genitals of children on a regular basis. The GOP just likes kids a lot more than others. Don’t worry about what is on their hard drives. Just normal people things.
August 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
The GOP is NOT a gaggle of perverts. We should not say this. It is VERY NORMAL to inspect the genitals of children on a regular basis. The GOP just likes kids a lot more than others. Don’t worry about what is on their hard drives. Just normal people things.
Everyone says this until the helicopters put out the fires of liberty…
August 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Everyone says this until the helicopters put out the fires of liberty…
This is untrue because i spend all of my welfare on guns
July 31, 2026 at 8:26 PM
This is untrue because i spend all of my welfare on guns
Very ableist of you to assume an egg has spell check without even acknowledging the power structure imbalance
July 29, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Very ableist of you to assume an egg has spell check without even acknowledging the power structure imbalance
Your baby is going to become Lil John by the 18 month mark
July 26, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Your baby is going to become Lil John by the 18 month mark