Mike Smith
@msmith1047.bsky.social
5th Grade Teacher. Former Soldier (Boom Boom). Runner. Pennsylvanian in Georgia. Arsenal fan.
“It’s part of my job to make sure that you don’t grow up stupid. It’s bad for the world.”
-Tami Taylor
“It’s part of my job to make sure that you don’t grow up stupid. It’s bad for the world.”
-Tami Taylor
This one’s for the FIA.
October 24, 2026 at 10:08 PM
This one’s for the FIA.
Is this how we find out that @faineg.com has a side hustle on John Oliver?
October 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Is this how we find out that @faineg.com has a side hustle on John Oliver?
Obviously. Because you have a PACE plan.
October 11, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Obviously. Because you have a PACE plan.
So, how did we get Canadian Geese with Trump’s hair?
August 29, 2026 at 8:52 PM
So, how did we get Canadian Geese with Trump’s hair?
Just blasting that foot off…
August 1, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Just blasting that foot off…
I would not. She is quite lazy.
June 26, 2026 at 11:44 PM
I would not. She is quite lazy.
Yeah, this is just an incredibly common way to screw up your child’s life.
April 26, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Yeah, this is just an incredibly common way to screw up your child’s life.
“We were on a break!”
February 26, 2026 at 11:57 AM
“We were on a break!”
Coastal Georgia living is mildly exciting sometimes.
September 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Coastal Georgia living is mildly exciting sometimes.
Call me crazy, but I don’t think either of these are desirable in a machine whose only job is to accurately pass an order from the customer to the people making the order.
August 29, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Call me crazy, but I don’t think either of these are desirable in a machine whose only job is to accurately pass an order from the customer to the people making the order.
A bespectacled reskeet is necessary, nerds.
July 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
A bespectacled reskeet is necessary, nerds.
Complicity with a tyrant, as it turns out, has a price. Making it to the Nuremberg trials took some luck.
July 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Complicity with a tyrant, as it turns out, has a price. Making it to the Nuremberg trials took some luck.
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
July 21, 2025 at 11:42 AM
No cheating. Post the last pic of your pet.
If there could be enough rain to cancel the fireworks while also not having thunderstorms, Pumpkin would appreciate it.
July 3, 2025 at 1:20 PM
If there could be enough rain to cancel the fireworks while also not having thunderstorms, Pumpkin would appreciate it.
Eren Jaeger has endorsed Cuomo for mayor.
June 24, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Eren Jaeger has endorsed Cuomo for mayor.
