Mike Smullen
msmullen.bsky.social
Mike Smullen
@msmullen.bsky.social
Higher Ed professional. Jersey guy. Father. Husband. Son. Etc.
The #medievaltimes Blue Knight is truly the Hufflepuff of the realm.
August 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Final battle in Medieval Times reminds me of CFP playoffs.
August 8, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Finally understanding #downtownabbey — Medieval Times without the knights.
August 8, 2026 at 10:34 PM
#medievaltimes #redknight like a trip to Taco Bell during Cyclospora outbreak — “faithless and foul.”
August 8, 2026 at 10:30 PM
#medievaltimes Swordfights have the same soundtrack as when I brush my dog’s teeth.
August 8, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Seriously considering narrating the next kids fight like the Medieval Times King.
August 8, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Medieval Times knights should get a pretty real flex when they go on dates. #bankersgotnothing #notjoking
August 8, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Knight at Medieval Times in full armor looking at everyone coming in from outdoors like “You okay? Seem pretty hot.” @willfarrell.bsky.social
August 8, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Going for a PET scan to see why I’m half deaf on Monday morning. Unrelated, my daughter can shatter glass when the Blue Knight shows some plumage.
August 8, 2026 at 10:11 PM
My son is terrified of bumblebees, but would like a falcon to land on his arm without an armband.
August 8, 2026 at 10:09 PM
You know you’re in the USA when Medieval Times is longer lasting and more trustworthy than any national bank.
August 8, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Knights at Medieval Times get booed like a ref at the @nba.com finals.
August 8, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Should have hosted a World Cup game here. Would have loved to see what international influencers said about it.
August 8, 2026 at 10:05 PM
New idea. Medieval Times as a rave. Basically the same thing.
August 8, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Medieval Times emergency exit announcement cracks me up for no good reason.
August 8, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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Just a 'heads up.'
There are a bunch of Indonesian 'digital creators' flooding the NJ MAGA sites with pro-Venezuela invasion posts.
January 4, 2026 at 11:51 AM
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You have died of dysentery.
March 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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March 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I stand with Ukraine. Our country believes in freedom and liberty from tyranny and murder. President Trump doesn’t speak for the United States.

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March 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
“Never before have people been taken from U.S. soil and sent to Guantanamo, and then denied access to lawyers and the outside world,” said Lee Gelernt. “It is difficult to think of anything so flagrantly at odds with the fundamental principles on which our country was built.”
U.S. Claims Immigrants Held at Guantanamo Are “Worst of the Worst.” Their Families Say They’re Being Unfairly Targeted.
ProPublica and The Texas Tribune have identified nearly a dozen immigrants who have been flown to Guantanamo Bay. Government officials have refused to release the names of detainees or provide details...
www.propublica.org
February 17, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@mikiesherrill.bsky.social, @andykimnj.bsky.social, please tell me you are doing something real to stop this. All of our information will be weaponized against us, not to mention given directly to our enemies.
The IRS is preparing to give a team member working with Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency access to sensitive taxpayer data. IRS data is tied to millions of Americans, including their tax returns, Social Security numbers, addresses, banking details, and employment information.
Musk Team Seeks Access to I.R.S. System With Taxpayers’ Records
A White House spokesman said that the initiative called the Department of Government Efficiency needed to review data to fix waste within the agency.
www.nytimes.com
February 17, 2025 at 12:30 PM
But not Russia.
European leaders warned on Monday that a trade war with the U.S. would destabilize economies on both sides of the Atlantic, after President Trump said late Sunday that European nations would "definitely" be hit with tariffs.
Trump Says EU Will ‘Definitely’ Be Hit With Tariffs
President Trump said late Sunday that European nations would “definitely” be hit with tariffs. His moves against Canada and Mexico have European officials on alert.
www.nytimes.com
February 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
It’s hard to recognize where we live now. So much of what I loved is gone. I know life goes on, but does it have to go on so quickly?
Final print edition
February 3, 2025 at 12:06 PM
2016: pretty sure Trump is a Putin asset. 2025: 100% sure Trump is a Putin asset.
February 2, 2025 at 3:52 AM