Ria
@msrquay.bsky.social
Dogs, cat, kid, wife. She/her.
The horrors persist but so do I.
The horrors persist but so do I.
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There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
September 16, 2026 at 12:39 AM
There is no bigger lie on the internet than the “prep time” for a meal on a recipe page.
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The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
August 26, 2026 at 5:17 PM
The best way to honor the two who have left us recently, imo, is to keep being as gay as possible
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It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
July 12, 2026 at 11:33 AM
It’s like when your food is taking a long time to come out so your server brings some free bread to apologize for the wait.
Huge ups to Carolina for being the first time to both make the Stanley Cup Playoffs AND be able to spend a week golfing.
May 19, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Huge ups to Carolina for being the first time to both make the Stanley Cup Playoffs AND be able to spend a week golfing.
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I write about people who became famous for saying and doing horrible things so I routinely get asked this question. "Did they really believe it?"
Look, I get the curiosity, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what's in their hearts. They put evil into the world.
Look, I get the curiosity, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what's in their hearts. They put evil into the world.
What's in Tucker Carlson's heart? Racism. What's in Anne Coulter's heart? Racism. What's in Ben Shapiro's heart? Racism (and sadness about his inability to please a woman).
May 3, 2026 at 4:14 PM
I write about people who became famous for saying and doing horrible things so I routinely get asked this question. "Did they really believe it?"
Look, I get the curiosity, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what's in their hearts. They put evil into the world.
Look, I get the curiosity, but in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter what's in their hearts. They put evil into the world.
@pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social I’m so sorry I kept calling you the Pittsburgh Grandpas, I didn’t recognize your game. Please keep smashing Florida into dust.
April 5, 2026 at 7:48 PM
@pittsburghpenguins.bsky.social I’m so sorry I kept calling you the Pittsburgh Grandpas, I didn’t recognize your game. Please keep smashing Florida into dust.
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Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses.
It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them.
Yes. This exists. 😹
It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them.
Yes. This exists. 😹
April 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Every year, hundreds of people walk silently through the streets of Minneapolis… looking at the windows of the houses.
It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them.
Yes. This exists. 😹
It's the Wedge Cat Tour: the residents put the cats in the window and the crowd stops to admire them.
Yes. This exists. 😹
Watching the Artemis launch with my space obsessed son while explains the moon mission to his Snoopy. Only crying a little bit.
April 1, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Watching the Artemis launch with my space obsessed son while explains the moon mission to his Snoopy. Only crying a little bit.
What did Pittsburgh eat on their flight?? Penguins are cooking Denver.
March 17, 2026 at 3:11 AM
What did Pittsburgh eat on their flight?? Penguins are cooking Denver.
Just the mom of a 5 year old, asking god and America why we have daylight savings time.
March 9, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Just the mom of a 5 year old, asking god and America why we have daylight savings time.
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[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
February 26, 2026 at 6:38 PM
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
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On the ideals of the Olympics, the fiction of hockey romance, and the real world: defector.com/the-u-s-hock...
The U.S. Hockey Men Spoil The Fantasy | Defector
To be a U.S. Olympian is to represent the best that your country has to offer. That sounds extremely lofty when it’s written out like that, but I think that’s really how it works, ideally, if you’re t...
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February 25, 2026 at 2:17 PM
On the ideals of the Olympics, the fiction of hockey romance, and the real world: defector.com/the-u-s-hock...
I look forward to Team Canada’s revenge tour for the remainder of the NHL season. MacKinnon is going to be on a warpath and I can’t wait to see it.
February 24, 2026 at 2:17 AM
I look forward to Team Canada’s revenge tour for the remainder of the NHL season. MacKinnon is going to be on a warpath and I can’t wait to see it.
Everybody say “thank you Ellen Hughes”
February 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Everybody say “thank you Ellen Hughes”
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So I kind of figured it’d be amazing to watch but man this really is different. She’s so relaxed. She’s visibly having so much fun. She’s not fighting for a medal here. She’s just playing her favorite game
I urge you to stop what you're doing and watch Alysa Liu's free skate from yesterday. I have never seen anything like this. I understand why sports writers are born now. I have never seen anyone as free from the burdens of this world as this pierced Oakland girl spinning to Donna Summers.
Alysa Liu wins the Olympic gold medal for the United States
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February 21, 2026 at 4:43 AM
So I kind of figured it’d be amazing to watch but man this really is different. She’s so relaxed. She’s visibly having so much fun. She’s not fighting for a medal here. She’s just playing her favorite game
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GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
February 7, 2026 at 5:01 AM
GM: Charisma check.
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
Mamdani: [rolls natural 20]
GM: that’s a d6 how did you
Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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I do not think the most significant cultural shifts will come from a World War, Class War, Race War, or whatever other battle people weirdly fantasize about. I think it’ll be an integration of the idea that children are people and not the property of their parents.
February 6, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I do not think the most significant cultural shifts will come from a World War, Class War, Race War, or whatever other battle people weirdly fantasize about. I think it’ll be an integration of the idea that children are people and not the property of their parents.
My son has informed me that hover boards eat plants and salad.
February 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
My son has informed me that hover boards eat plants and salad.
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Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
February 1, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Thinking about whoever said that by accepting a meal from people and then arresting them ICE agents broke a cultural taboo that was invented by, like, the first humans to set up a tent
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Sunday night gifted us the grandest, rarest form of hockey fight: the goalie fight. defector.com/2026-is-for-...
2026 Is For Fighting | Defector
The new year is not yet three weeks old, but it is already rife with signs. Signs and portents. I have examined the flights of birds. I have consulted with the Pythia at Delphi (she says hello). I…
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January 20, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Sunday night gifted us the grandest, rarest form of hockey fight: the goalie fight. defector.com/2026-is-for-...
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i just need a little treat just one more little treat one more little treat will fix me i promise just one more little treat
January 18, 2026 at 3:33 AM
i just need a little treat just one more little treat one more little treat will fix me i promise just one more little treat
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fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
January 17, 2026 at 9:51 PM
fun fact: if a recipe tells you it will take 8 to 10 minutes to caramelize onions, they're a lying-ass bitch
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we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
January 11, 2026 at 5:27 PM
we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff
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Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Best TikTok thing going is the two dudes trying food from every country without leaving NYC. If you haven’t seen them yet, it’s incredible. My favorite so far is last week’s. Legit got me emotional.
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Appreciate not only the display of humanity here, but also @pbump.com taking a second to note that there have been many other instances this year where other families probably felt the same way he does now.
"This was a family that could've been like mine" -- Philip Bump breaks down crying on MS NOW when talking about the stuffed animals in Renee Good's car when she was killed
January 8, 2026 at 6:29 PM
Appreciate not only the display of humanity here, but also @pbump.com taking a second to note that there have been many other instances this year where other families probably felt the same way he does now.