Huh? No way. What's next? "Fold that paper over and leave it on the tank top. It's got another 2 or 3 wipes left in it 💩. Time$ is hard!" 😖

Would be 💯 if the clip ended with the T-Mobile jingle. 😂
#Murica

Wait til they see my, "Y'all can kiss my ass" policy. It complements their sauce policy.

GOP currently has the majority. Therefore...

As it is written...

Not a bad deal, and I know a lot of people who are willing to take him up on it...only If he comes to them to personally offer it.

Which is why, in this season of, "U.S. Democracy is at risk", the correct, counter-intuitive response to the daily BS might really be, "We don't need no water, LTMFB".

Kudos to the bunker developer who knows to get paid NOW with no chance he can ever be sued for fraud or breach of contract.
As for the billionaires who buy in...
#AFoolAndHisMoneyAreSoonParted

What's needed is a well done "War of the Worlds" type broadcast. Once that media blitz goes viral and they head to their bunkers, we lock their asses in from the outside and carry on with life. 😜

Okay. I don't believe you.

yggyg
(your greed git you got) 🤩

You see, the problem with drinking water for most of you is that...
LEMME HOLD A DOLLAR!
(WSJ doing its best Jerome the Hustler here.)

There's never been a lick of science behind the "8-glass rule." www.health.harvard.edu/digestive-he...