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A neighbor suggested I try cow manure on my strawberries.

I tried it.

I'm going back to whipped cream.
August 14, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Broncos fans are remembering Damaryius Thomas on 8-8.
August 8, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Pentagon Pete has a hard-on for guys with hard-ons.
July 23, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Yknow my python boot is too tight
I couldn't get it off last night
A week went by an now it's July
I finally got it off an my girlfriend cry
You got stink foot! Stink foot darlin
Your stink foot puts a hurt on my nose
Stink foot Stink foot I aint lyin
Can you rinse it off dyou suppose?

-- F. Zappa
July 1, 2026 at 6:02 PM
They have started to drain the reflecting pool. And now it stinks. Trump has a reverse Midas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
June 22, 2026 at 8:06 PM
All Donnie needs to say is "I love green algae". Reflecting pool is fixed!
June 16, 2026 at 6:33 AM
I've never seen turkey vultures gathered like this along a fence line. Maybe it's not a good omen.
My son tells me group of buzzards is called a committee or a venue.
June 8, 2026 at 1:23 PM
Trump is a sniveling little bitch.
May 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Trump calls the Pope "WEAK on crime". Yet he is the one who promises to pardon all of his staff before he leaves office?
April 13, 2026 at 7:14 AM
My son's oven doesn't work, so he came to our house and used our oven to cook his Good Friday salmon loaf. His daughter, my other son, and his wife were able to come to our house for dinner also. So wonderful to get together for a lovely dinner!
April 4, 2026 at 8:31 AM
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Solidarity
January 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Downing = Trump

Come on, Montana. We can do better than Troy Downing.
January 13, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Zinke = Trump

Come on, Montana. We can do better than Ryan Zinke.
January 13, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Daines = Trump

Come on, Montana. We can do better than Steve Daines
January 13, 2026 at 10:21 PM
The death of the National Guard soldier in Washington D.C. is directly on Trump. Those soldiers have no place in an American city acting as a police force.
November 28, 2025 at 3:12 PM
My Jeep got "ducked" bad today sitting right out in front of my house.
October 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I get it!!! That's a riot!
Not everyone will get it‼️‼️‼️
October 2, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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Not everyone will get it‼️‼️‼️
October 1, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Holy horses, batman!
September 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Are we being raptured today? Hmm. Who should go first? Not Me!!!
September 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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September 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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Tranquillo Mano!
September 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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September 13, 2025 at 10:49 AM
Let's make it happen!
September 13, 2025 at 7:28 AM
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Could not have said it better
September 11, 2025 at 5:44 PM