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Kaz. Queerdo.
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Today's #TheMuppetShow GIF of the Day is...
September 5, 2026 at 1:11 PM
Can someone please tell me why the folks who made All My Children in the mid 80s used music from well known horror movies? One couple had a song from Carrie as "their song" that played during intimate moments and now when there was a gas line explosion, the theme music to Halloween has been used.
September 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM
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We will always love you, Dolly 💕

The Longfellow, Burns, Fore River, Braga, and Zakim bridges are lit up pink tonight in honor of the Queen of Country.
August 26, 2026 at 1:46 AM
Last night I watched Drumline for the 100th time and without fail when Nick Cannon's character talks about not having a bunch of kids running around, I laugh.
August 23, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Everyone should have a hype man like this in their life 🙌🏼

Might change my name to Franklin and play this on loop 😂
August 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Gross. Fan Expo Boston decided to have Mel Gibson as a guest this year. Fuck that actual Nazi.
April 21, 2026 at 7:26 PM
A.I. captions truly suck ass.
April 3, 2026 at 1:37 PM
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movie posters but with muppets: thread
March 19, 2026 at 3:39 AM
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Security personnel,

I have imbibed an Earth weed and it is having an effect. I need to know who is conspiring against me. Report.

Worf
January 22, 2026 at 7:13 PM
One of my favorite species in Doctor Who are the Ood. One of my favorite companions is Donna. Both the Ood and Donna in an episode? Fantastic!
January 6, 2026 at 7:00 AM
Who orders ice cream when the temp is in the 20s (Fahrenheit) and there are wind gusts up to 50mph? This queerdo, that's who.
December 31, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I'm pleasantly surprised! On the most recent episode of Law & Order: SVU a character says she's asexual! And get this...no one argues with her about it or makes fun of her!
November 2, 2025 at 9:27 AM
My cat hates when I watch sports on TV, I'm far too animated for her liking. (Go Toronto!)
October 30, 2025 at 2:20 AM
The inaccuracies with captions made by AI are so fucking annoying. Thankfully, I can usually guess what was actually said when stuff doesn't fit correctly but damn.
October 26, 2025 at 5:40 AM
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October 23, 2025 at 8:05 PM
My cat has been completely attached to me all day and night. While I love it, it also keeps me from getting up because I hate to disturb her. But damn she's adorable.
October 16, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I just randomly stumbled onto the movie, The Devil's Rain. I instantly recognized Ernest Borgnine and William Shatner within 2 seconds and just a little bit later Tom Skerritt was on! John Travolta is apparently in it as well.
October 12, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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🙏 💚
October 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I think I should do an experiment of sorts. It seems that CVS is more expensive than Walgreens for at least some of my purchases. I need to make a list of things I frequently buy and do a price comparison. We'll see if I have that kind of energy any time soon though.
September 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I need to start coming on here more often.
September 16, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I'm rewatching Star Trek: Strange New Worlds and I just have to say, I adore Carol Kane.
July 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Well it only took 17.5 years since moving here but today I finally got to see The Dropkick Murphys! It was a fun (but painful) day!
July 13, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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psychiatrist: money can’t buy happiness

me: they buy the antidepressants you prescribe me so that’s not really true
June 19, 2025 at 11:36 PM