Goblert
@muralgoblin.bsky.social
Comedy, Boston, Food science, whatever
A caveman discovering a source of heat after lightning strikes a dry tree: bro this shit is fire
September 22, 2026 at 8:13 PM
A caveman discovering a source of heat after lightning strikes a dry tree: bro this shit is fire
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from the Japanese dub of community
September 17, 2026 at 7:19 PM
from the Japanese dub of community
In light of recent Macklemore news, Zeke is vindicated as hell
September 16, 2026 at 2:12 AM
In light of recent Macklemore news, Zeke is vindicated as hell
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Shout out to Macklemore and Ed Sheeran for clarifying what was until this week a nearly impossible "would you rather" situation.
September 15, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Shout out to Macklemore and Ed Sheeran for clarifying what was until this week a nearly impossible "would you rather" situation.
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Do not. Use. JC penis credit card.
August 24, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Do not. Use. JC penis credit card.
Confident that my Spotify wrapped this year is gonna say I’m like a top 1% listener of Raffi
August 15, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Confident that my Spotify wrapped this year is gonna say I’m like a top 1% listener of Raffi
Making my daughters 2nd birthday themes “two fast two curious” and requiring everyone to dress like Vin Diesel
August 12, 2026 at 8:10 PM
Making my daughters 2nd birthday themes “two fast two curious” and requiring everyone to dress like Vin Diesel
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Everyone Older Than Me Is A Boomer, Everyone Younger Than Me Is A Zoomer: A Millennial's Guide To Complaining
August 11, 2026 at 7:17 AM
Everyone Older Than Me Is A Boomer, Everyone Younger Than Me Is A Zoomer: A Millennial's Guide To Complaining
My biggest conspiracy theory is that every app is designed to make it really easy to accidentally click ads
July 24, 2026 at 2:48 PM
My biggest conspiracy theory is that every app is designed to make it really easy to accidentally click ads
*my Daughter complaining and whining suddenly in the other room*
Me: What’s wrong baby?
My Daughter, wearing a hat she put on herself: Hat
Me: What’s wrong baby?
My Daughter, wearing a hat she put on herself: Hat
July 20, 2026 at 11:26 AM
*my Daughter complaining and whining suddenly in the other room*
Me: What’s wrong baby?
My Daughter, wearing a hat she put on herself: Hat
Me: What’s wrong baby?
My Daughter, wearing a hat she put on herself: Hat
Kash Patel trying to arrest diarrhea
July 12, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Kash Patel trying to arrest diarrhea
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death comes for us all but sometimes its funnier when it comes for a guy you despise
July 12, 2026 at 2:27 PM
death comes for us all but sometimes its funnier when it comes for a guy you despise
It would be so funny if Lindsey Graham died of this outbreak of explosive diarrhea
July 12, 2026 at 1:02 PM
It would be so funny if Lindsey Graham died of this outbreak of explosive diarrhea
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Every so often I get to think of something that is not awful. I interviewed Henry freaking Rollins about his quest with Ian MacKaye and a few other schemers to revive Vengeance Records, The Cramps’ record label: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
How two punk icons are giving the Cramps a second life
“If you lose culture," Henry Rollins explains, "the society dies.”
www.motherjones.com
July 10, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Every so often I get to think of something that is not awful. I interviewed Henry freaking Rollins about his quest with Ian MacKaye and a few other schemers to revive Vengeance Records, The Cramps’ record label: www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
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there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
July 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
there is a cohort of men who resent the responsibilities and obligations of adulthood — of the fact that you owe things to other people. it is a fundamentally childish impulse that they have reconfigured as the height of masculinity, and i think it informs the parasocial attraction to platner.
When I say I want to live in a walkable city this is what I mean
June 30, 2026 at 5:43 PM
When I say I want to live in a walkable city this is what I mean
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Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
June 30, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
Tokenmaxxing by tellin AI to uninstall itself
June 18, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Tokenmaxxing by tellin AI to uninstall itself
I love how much Scotland loves Boston, sorry the stadium is actually in foxboro
June 13, 2026 at 9:15 PM
I love how much Scotland loves Boston, sorry the stadium is actually in foxboro
Leave room for milk? No leave room for the lord
June 9, 2026 at 12:20 PM
Leave room for milk? No leave room for the lord
Like a shark can smell blood in the water my daughter intuitively knows I’m lying about how we are out of berries
June 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
Like a shark can smell blood in the water my daughter intuitively knows I’m lying about how we are out of berries