Murder On The Examinations Express
@murderexampress.bsky.social
English teacher, ex Head of English, Head of Year, Assistant Head, Attendance Lead. Used to be in an 'RI' school, now in an 'Outstanding' school. Actually in a brilliant school.
Tonight's match is Kylian MMMboppé vs. Limahl Yamine.
#FifaWorldCup
#FifaWorldCup
July 14, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Tonight's match is Kylian MMMboppé vs. Limahl Yamine.
#FifaWorldCup
#FifaWorldCup
Great result for England against Norway but glad the evil journo Christian Thompson can get back to his disgraceful behaviour corrupting aspiring fashionistas.
#FifaWorldCup
#FifaWorldCup
July 11, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Great result for England against Norway but glad the evil journo Christian Thompson can get back to his disgraceful behaviour corrupting aspiring fashionistas.
#FifaWorldCup
#FifaWorldCup
Tonight's referee for Spain v. Cape Verde...
June 15, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Tonight's referee for Spain v. Cape Verde...
Rewatching Ant Man with my kids. Luis is the best character in the MCU.
June 12, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Rewatching Ant Man with my kids. Luis is the best character in the MCU.
David Hockney ❤️
June 12, 2026 at 7:04 PM
David Hockney ❤️
Really not feeling the World Cup 'fever' so far. However, social media threw up this gem from yesteryear.
June 11, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Really not feeling the World Cup 'fever' so far. However, social media threw up this gem from yesteryear.
Wrote this about Boris Johnson in the aftermath of
a) GCSE poetry revision
b) the Dominic Cummings debacle
a) GCSE poetry revision
b) the Dominic Cummings debacle
June 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Wrote this about Boris Johnson in the aftermath of
a) GCSE poetry revision
b) the Dominic Cummings debacle
a) GCSE poetry revision
b) the Dominic Cummings debacle
Glorious crocheted post box topper has gone up just in time for the World Cup.
Magnificent.
Magnificent.
June 11, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Glorious crocheted post box topper has gone up just in time for the World Cup.
Magnificent.
Magnificent.
May 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Should I start collecting the Panini World Cup 2026 sticker book?
I have considered this carefully.
It's 48 teams. It's going to be harder than ever to finish. It's going to cost well over £1,000 to complete. That's an unjustifiably stupid amount of money.
So, obviously, yes.
#gotgotneed #Panini
I have considered this carefully.
It's 48 teams. It's going to be harder than ever to finish. It's going to cost well over £1,000 to complete. That's an unjustifiably stupid amount of money.
So, obviously, yes.
#gotgotneed #Panini
May 3, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Should I start collecting the Panini World Cup 2026 sticker book?
I have considered this carefully.
It's 48 teams. It's going to be harder than ever to finish. It's going to cost well over £1,000 to complete. That's an unjustifiably stupid amount of money.
So, obviously, yes.
#gotgotneed #Panini
I have considered this carefully.
It's 48 teams. It's going to be harder than ever to finish. It's going to cost well over £1,000 to complete. That's an unjustifiably stupid amount of money.
So, obviously, yes.
#gotgotneed #Panini
Couldn't agree more.
April 26, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Couldn't agree more.
Book shops in Hay-On-Wye. English teacher win.
April 8, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Book shops in Hay-On-Wye. English teacher win.
April 6, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Might have got a bit carried away helping my 5 yr old decorate some eggs for her school Easter competition...
#K-PopDemonHunters
#K-PopDemonHunters
March 29, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Might have got a bit carried away helping my 5 yr old decorate some eggs for her school Easter competition...
#K-PopDemonHunters
#K-PopDemonHunters
Made some things today.
March 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Made some things today.
Gorillaz. Manchester.
March 21, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Gorillaz. Manchester.
A walk around Avenham Park, doughnuts, lunch out and Pancake Day complete with 'viral' Japanese style fluffy pancakes...
February 17, 2026 at 8:48 PM
A walk around Avenham Park, doughnuts, lunch out and Pancake Day complete with 'viral' Japanese style fluffy pancakes...
Kung Hei Fat Choi everybody. Wishing you all health, wealth and prosperity.
February 17, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Kung Hei Fat Choi everybody. Wishing you all health, wealth and prosperity.
Loving the Skeleton Bob sleigh 'n all, but I think it may have been spoilt by Mario Karting in my youth. Is it REALLY too much to ask to have a different course for each of the four runs? I'm thinking:
Run 1:Sherbert Land
Run 2: Mount Wario
Run 3: DK Summit
Final Run: Rainbow Road
Run 1:Sherbert Land
Run 2: Mount Wario
Run 3: DK Summit
Final Run: Rainbow Road
February 16, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Loving the Skeleton Bob sleigh 'n all, but I think it may have been spoilt by Mario Karting in my youth. Is it REALLY too much to ask to have a different course for each of the four runs? I'm thinking:
Run 1:Sherbert Land
Run 2: Mount Wario
Run 3: DK Summit
Final Run: Rainbow Road
Run 1:Sherbert Land
Run 2: Mount Wario
Run 3: DK Summit
Final Run: Rainbow Road