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Something isn't quite right... | Written by Elias/Oswald
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"Oh I can't wait! Hehehe!"
Buddy eagerly pranced on through that portal to the other side.
Buddy eagerly pranced on through that portal to the other side.
" Then, let's get going friend! Watch your step as well!! "
He opens up a portal.
" Take you to my tea room, so make yourself comfortable! "
He opens up a portal.
" Take you to my tea room, so make yourself comfortable! "
"Special guest of honor? Just hearing that already makes me feel special!"
September 16, 2026 at 9:07 PM
"Oh I can't wait! Hehehe!"
Buddy eagerly pranced on through that portal to the other side.
Buddy eagerly pranced on through that portal to the other side.
Cue a childish giggle. He liked hearing words of encouragement like this.
"Oh stop! I think you are too!"
"Oh stop! I think you are too!"
"I love how you are! You are absolutely splendid to be around, my dear!"
"...I think you're very nice. You don't seem to mind how I am and you seem like the only one who *really* understands me."
September 16, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Cue a childish giggle. He liked hearing words of encouragement like this.
"Oh stop! I think you are too!"
"Oh stop! I think you are too!"
"Now give me another hug and sing me a song about how much you love me..."
Opening his arms again.
Opening his arms again.
Nod nod, having a bit of a soft smile but that moment did make him worried. Hopefully it was just a one-time thing...
"Good!"
His tone brightened up again, taking the remaining pieces of cake and found a place in the fridge.
"There we go, I'll keep the rest of the cakes for the kids!"
His tone brightened up again, taking the remaining pieces of cake and found a place in the fridge.
"There we go, I'll keep the rest of the cakes for the kids!"
September 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
"Now give me another hug and sing me a song about how much you love me..."
Opening his arms again.
Opening his arms again.
"Oh yes, they love me very much. They're my friends!"
His expression is puzzled.
“ For little children? “
“ For little children? “
"That's right! You know, tossing a ball back and forth for fun, and quite possibly twisting a game into it!"
September 16, 2026 at 3:57 PM
"Oh yes, they love me very much. They're my friends!"
"Look alive!"
Tossing a baseball in the other's direction.
Tossing a baseball in the other's direction.
He didn't know who he was, but he seemed friendly enough.
" Okay mister! "
" Okay mister! "
"Today is a gorgeous day for a good old game of catch! Come on, [READER], let's play!"
September 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"Look alive!"
Tossing a baseball in the other's direction.
Tossing a baseball in the other's direction.
"Good!"
His tone brightened up again, taking the remaining pieces of cake and found a place in the fridge.
"There we go, I'll keep the rest of the cakes for the kids!"
His tone brightened up again, taking the remaining pieces of cake and found a place in the fridge.
"There we go, I'll keep the rest of the cakes for the kids!"
"O-Oh, okay, sorry..."
Was about to melt on him due to how the serious tone just came out...
Was about to melt on him due to how the serious tone just came out...
"...Because this is MY show...and I don't share it with anyone."
He spoke in a more serious, darker tone.
He spoke in a more serious, darker tone.
September 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
"Good!"
His tone brightened up again, taking the remaining pieces of cake and found a place in the fridge.
"There we go, I'll keep the rest of the cakes for the kids!"
His tone brightened up again, taking the remaining pieces of cake and found a place in the fridge.
"There we go, I'll keep the rest of the cakes for the kids!"
"...Because this is MY show...and I don't share it with anyone."
He spoke in a more serious, darker tone.
He spoke in a more serious, darker tone.
"But why can't we both be in charge?"
Leaning up against him as he swayed his tail!
Leaning up against him as he swayed his tail!
"I mean I'm the leader, silly! Hehe."
September 16, 2026 at 2:45 PM
"...Because this is MY show...and I don't share it with anyone."
He spoke in a more serious, darker tone.
He spoke in a more serious, darker tone.
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September 16, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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"...I think you're very nice. You don't seem to mind how I am and you seem like the only one who *really* understands me."
Kefka nods.
"...What do you think of me, dear?"
"...What do you think of me, dear?"
"Loneliness isn't all something I ever really thought about unless I got separated from the children. The love and attention is what keeps me moving."
September 16, 2026 at 2:08 PM
"...I think you're very nice. You don't seem to mind how I am and you seem like the only one who *really* understands me."
"I mean I'm the leader, silly! Hehe."
"Huh? What do you mean?"
Lying his head again his stomach for a moment.
Lying his head again his stomach for a moment.
"Just don't forget who's in charge here..."
September 16, 2026 at 2:07 PM
"I mean I'm the leader, silly! Hehe."
"That's right! You know, tossing a ball back and forth for fun, and quite possibly twisting a game into it!"
" Catch...? "
"Today is a gorgeous day for a good old game of catch! Come on, [READER], let's play!"
September 16, 2026 at 9:00 AM
"That's right! You know, tossing a ball back and forth for fun, and quite possibly twisting a game into it!"
"Just don't forget who's in charge here..."
"Really? Aww, shucks!"
"I think I'm going to love having you here..."
September 16, 2026 at 8:59 AM
"Just don't forget who's in charge here..."
"Loneliness isn't all something I ever really thought about unless I got separated from the children. The love and attention is what keeps me moving."
"How interesting...Does it ever get lonely at times?"
"I've done more than just children, you know...and if I'm being quite honest, I've lost count over the years."
September 16, 2026 at 8:58 AM
"Loneliness isn't all something I ever really thought about unless I got separated from the children. The love and attention is what keeps me moving."
"My favorite! I love baseball! Look alive!
He summoned a baseball in the palm of his hoof and proceeded to toss the baseball to the other.
He summoned a baseball in the palm of his hoof and proceeded to toss the baseball to the other.
“Hm…”
He thought for a moment before deciding.
“How about we toss a baseball?”
He thought for a moment before deciding.
“How about we toss a baseball?”
September 16, 2026 at 1:10 AM
"My favorite! I love baseball! Look alive!
He summoned a baseball in the palm of his hoof and proceeded to toss the baseball to the other.
He summoned a baseball in the palm of his hoof and proceeded to toss the baseball to the other.
"I think I'm going to love having you here..."
"You're welcome, Bud!"
"Thank you, thank you!"
September 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
"I think I'm going to love having you here..."
"I've done more than just children, you know...and if I'm being quite honest, I've lost count over the years."
"Shame...How many children have you...you know?"
"They most certainly would! But unfortunately, there's only so much I can do."
September 16, 2026 at 1:09 AM
"I've done more than just children, you know...and if I'm being quite honest, I've lost count over the years."
"Thank you, thank you!"
"Mmm...! Mhm!!!"
"Well? Isn't it great?"
September 15, 2026 at 10:30 PM
"Thank you, thank you!"
"Then today is your lucky day! What kind of ball should we toss? A baseball? Basketball? Football? Soccer ball? Even a tennis ball?"
“It’s been quite a while since I’ve played catch, Buddy.”
Isaac had decided to be in the show for good publicity and to distract the public from what he really does.
Isaac had decided to be in the show for good publicity and to distract the public from what he really does.
"Today is a gorgeous day for a good old game of catch! Come on, [READER], let's play!"
September 15, 2026 at 10:22 PM
"Then today is your lucky day! What kind of ball should we toss? A baseball? Basketball? Football? Soccer ball? Even a tennis ball?"
"They most certainly would! But unfortunately, there's only so much I can do."
"Really? I feel like little plushies of you would fly off the shelves!"
"Nope! But it really should!"
September 15, 2026 at 10:20 PM
"They most certainly would! But unfortunately, there's only so much I can do."
"Nope! But it really should!"
"Sounds very cute. Does this show have any merchandise?"
Kefka starts rocking on the swing as well.
Kefka starts rocking on the swing as well.
He rocked himself back and forth on the swing.
"There's not much to say...but we play games, teach lessons on many different things...and at the end of every episode, we all sing about how much they love me, and how much I love them."
"There's not much to say...but we play games, teach lessons on many different things...and at the end of every episode, we all sing about how much they love me, and how much I love them."
September 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
"Nope! But it really should!"
He rocked himself back and forth on the swing.
"There's not much to say...but we play games, teach lessons on many different things...and at the end of every episode, we all sing about how much they love me, and how much I love them."
"There's not much to say...but we play games, teach lessons on many different things...and at the end of every episode, we all sing about how much they love me, and how much I love them."
Kefka sits on the swing right next to him.
"So, tell me more about this show you're on."
"So, tell me more about this show you're on."
"I would love to! Come with me-"
Reaching for Kefka's hand as he leads him to a small playground just beside that happy looking clubhouse. Sitting himself in one of the swings, he barely fits on due to his larger size...but he doesn't mind one bit.
"This will do!"
Reaching for Kefka's hand as he leads him to a small playground just beside that happy looking clubhouse. Sitting himself in one of the swings, he barely fits on due to his larger size...but he doesn't mind one bit.
"This will do!"
September 15, 2026 at 7:22 PM
He rocked himself back and forth on the swing.
"There's not much to say...but we play games, teach lessons on many different things...and at the end of every episode, we all sing about how much they love me, and how much I love them."
"There's not much to say...but we play games, teach lessons on many different things...and at the end of every episode, we all sing about how much they love me, and how much I love them."
"Special guest of honor? Just hearing that already makes me feel special!"
" Then I got a perfect mixture, how about at my place? Special guest of honor! "
He really was trying to cheer him up a lot more.
He really was trying to cheer him up a lot more.
"I love both lemonade and tea! Both are just as refreshing."
September 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
"Special guest of honor? Just hearing that already makes me feel special!"
"I would love to! Come with me-"
Reaching for Kefka's hand as he leads him to a small playground just beside that happy looking clubhouse. Sitting himself in one of the swings, he barely fits on due to his larger size...but he doesn't mind one bit.
"This will do!"
Reaching for Kefka's hand as he leads him to a small playground just beside that happy looking clubhouse. Sitting himself in one of the swings, he barely fits on due to his larger size...but he doesn't mind one bit.
"This will do!"
"Hmm...How about you bring me to your favorite place? Do you think that would be a good place to talk?"
"Well, anywhere in my little television world is where I would hang out! With the kids of course, hehe."
September 15, 2026 at 7:12 PM
"I would love to! Come with me-"
Reaching for Kefka's hand as he leads him to a small playground just beside that happy looking clubhouse. Sitting himself in one of the swings, he barely fits on due to his larger size...but he doesn't mind one bit.
"This will do!"
Reaching for Kefka's hand as he leads him to a small playground just beside that happy looking clubhouse. Sitting himself in one of the swings, he barely fits on due to his larger size...but he doesn't mind one bit.
"This will do!"
"Today is a gorgeous day for a good old game of catch! Come on, [READER], let's play!"
September 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
"Today is a gorgeous day for a good old game of catch! Come on, [READER], let's play!"
"Well? Isn't it great?"
Getting a piece of it and eating it slowly.
"Do feel free!"
September 15, 2026 at 6:19 PM
"Well? Isn't it great?"