Katlin
@muskies34.bsky.social
July 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social figured you’d
like this flying pig sign today
like this flying pig sign today
May 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social figured you’d
like this flying pig sign today
like this flying pig sign today
March 19, 2026 at 11:47 AM
March 4, 2026 at 1:28 AM
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social should I get all of them or just one
February 7, 2026 at 2:47 AM
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social should I get all of them or just one
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social are we allowed to do the opposite because these are lit as this kids say
January 16, 2026 at 1:38 AM
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social are we allowed to do the opposite because these are lit as this kids say
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social Why have both when they can be combined
November 30, 2025 at 12:15 AM
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social Why have both when they can be combined
November 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Me: hey, wanna help me solve this mystery
Husband (sleep talking): is it about Amelia Earhart
Husband (sleep talking): is it about Amelia Earhart
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Me: hey, wanna help me solve this mystery
Husband (sleep talking): is it about Amelia Earhart
Husband (sleep talking): is it about Amelia Earhart
Time to teach myself the roster by playing stupid little mind games like “Justin Cage was an All Wright player”.
a monkey is sitting at a desk using a laptop computer
ALT: a monkey is sitting at a desk using a laptop computer
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October 18, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Time to teach myself the roster by playing stupid little mind games like “Justin Cage was an All Wright player”.
Today I learned that when you are on extended hold with Chili’s they start asking trivia questions such as “what food is this?” and then they just starting playing fajita sounds.
October 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Today I learned that when you are on extended hold with Chili’s they start asking trivia questions such as “what food is this?” and then they just starting playing fajita sounds.
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social what does this mean and should I buy it
October 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
@miltqllamaiii.bsky.social what does this mean and should I buy it
The good news is my husband retuned home after being gone for eight days and the bad news is that I was designed to live alone.
September 30, 2025 at 10:04 PM
The good news is my husband retuned home after being gone for eight days and the bad news is that I was designed to live alone.
Probably the biggest fight I’ve ever had with my spouse occurred in college when he tried to teach me euchre and the second was yesterday when he tried to teach me NYT’s Pips.
September 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Probably the biggest fight I’ve ever had with my spouse occurred in college when he tried to teach me euchre and the second was yesterday when he tried to teach me NYT’s Pips.
my friend had a baby 13 days ago and today her husband asked how to spell the baby’s name
September 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
my friend had a baby 13 days ago and today her husband asked how to spell the baby’s name
Someone was just spelling something out for me and he said “E as in eyeball” and I just think we can do better than that.
September 17, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Someone was just spelling something out for me and he said “E as in eyeball” and I just think we can do better than that.
Husband just returned from a work trip during which I had a large tree chopped down from the backyard and painted a room a wildly obscene color without warning him of any this
a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
ALT: a man in a suit is carrying a stack of pizza boxes into a doorway .
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September 12, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Husband just returned from a work trip during which I had a large tree chopped down from the backyard and painted a room a wildly obscene color without warning him of any this
The world is a dumpster fire, so maybe checking some work emails will be a nice distraction.
The work emails:
The work emails:
September 11, 2025 at 2:31 PM
The world is a dumpster fire, so maybe checking some work emails will be a nice distraction.
The work emails:
The work emails:
Shoutout to the dude who asked to stop our Zoom inverview to go get some water because I was “making him really nervous” and then left himself unmuted while he went into the next room to complain about me to his mom.
a man with a mustache is saying that he is not even mad
ALT: a man with a mustache is saying that he is not even mad
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September 4, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Shoutout to the dude who asked to stop our Zoom inverview to go get some water because I was “making him really nervous” and then left himself unmuted while he went into the next room to complain about me to his mom.
Me: The very first text that came through was my sister telling me Travis and Taylor are engaged.
Husband: Big rock.
Me: How did you already see it when we’ve been out of cell service all day?
Husband: No, look over there at that big rock.
Husband: Big rock.
Me: How did you already see it when we’ve been out of cell service all day?
Husband: No, look over there at that big rock.
August 26, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me: The very first text that came through was my sister telling me Travis and Taylor are engaged.
Husband: Big rock.
Me: How did you already see it when we’ve been out of cell service all day?
Husband: No, look over there at that big rock.
Husband: Big rock.
Me: How did you already see it when we’ve been out of cell service all day?
Husband: No, look over there at that big rock.
Found out that if I do not promptly download iOS updates on my work phone that they just….turn it off.
a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
ALT: a man is holding a microphone and making a funny face .
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July 30, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Found out that if I do not promptly download iOS updates on my work phone that they just….turn it off.
last night I saw someone I knew at Costco and told my husband to be discreet because I didn’t feel like talking to them and instead he proceeded to slam his cart into an entire display of Adirondack chairs
June 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
last night I saw someone I knew at Costco and told my husband to be discreet because I didn’t feel like talking to them and instead he proceeded to slam his cart into an entire display of Adirondack chairs