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@musomino.bsky.social
ubi allium, ibi sum ☭
who are you I am from ancient greece
girlfriend haver (nek 💚)
pfp by my friend @deltaowl.bsky.social
who are you I am from ancient greece
girlfriend haver (nek 💚)
pfp by my friend @deltaowl.bsky.social
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@musomino.bsky.social
· Jun 13
my prose too purple I gotta die
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As a political science professor, I can confidently say:
If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F
If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F
Q: How do you define socialism personally?
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
JD VANCE: I think in reality what it actually means in the American context is you want to replace American workers with foreigners workers, and you want boys to play in girls' sports
October 8, 2026 at 3:09 PM
As a political science professor, I can confidently say:
If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F
If I asked a student to define "socialism" on an exam and they wrote that, they would get an F
watching every Undertaker WrestleMania streak match
the first four are actually boring as hell hoss matches — filler big guy fights to pad out WrestleMania
Undertaker vs. Diesel was the first match where Undertaker actually gets to use his agility and we get some cool spots.
the first four are actually boring as hell hoss matches — filler big guy fights to pad out WrestleMania
Undertaker vs. Diesel was the first match where Undertaker actually gets to use his agility and we get some cool spots.
October 8, 2026 at 2:38 AM
watching every Undertaker WrestleMania streak match
the first four are actually boring as hell hoss matches — filler big guy fights to pad out WrestleMania
Undertaker vs. Diesel was the first match where Undertaker actually gets to use his agility and we get some cool spots.
the first four are actually boring as hell hoss matches — filler big guy fights to pad out WrestleMania
Undertaker vs. Diesel was the first match where Undertaker actually gets to use his agility and we get some cool spots.
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Trump campaigns for Ken Paxton in Texas: "He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'll be honest. Is he here, by the way? Oh, there he is. I didn't even know if he was here! I don't care."
October 1, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Trump campaigns for Ken Paxton in Texas: "He can be a pain in the ass sometimes, I'll be honest. Is he here, by the way? Oh, there he is. I didn't even know if he was here! I don't care."
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i should be allowed to read research papers instead of doing my job [remembers that 'researcher' is a type of job] they should make researchers that are paid more than three dollars per year
September 28, 2026 at 6:36 PM
i should be allowed to read research papers instead of doing my job [remembers that 'researcher' is a type of job] they should make researchers that are paid more than three dollars per year
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My "9 Games that Shaped Who I Am"
I didn't put much thought into this. Some from when I was a kid, some from more recent years that have really stuck with me.
Honorable mentions include the Jak and Daxter series, the Ratchet and Clank series, Star Wars Bounty Hunter, and the PS2 WWE games lol.
I didn't put much thought into this. Some from when I was a kid, some from more recent years that have really stuck with me.
Honorable mentions include the Jak and Daxter series, the Ratchet and Clank series, Star Wars Bounty Hunter, and the PS2 WWE games lol.
September 26, 2026 at 10:44 PM
My "9 Games that Shaped Who I Am"
I didn't put much thought into this. Some from when I was a kid, some from more recent years that have really stuck with me.
Honorable mentions include the Jak and Daxter series, the Ratchet and Clank series, Star Wars Bounty Hunter, and the PS2 WWE games lol.
I didn't put much thought into this. Some from when I was a kid, some from more recent years that have really stuck with me.
Honorable mentions include the Jak and Daxter series, the Ratchet and Clank series, Star Wars Bounty Hunter, and the PS2 WWE games lol.
Reposted by chooch 🦧
Reposted by chooch 🦧
Mid level boss you think will be super easy that just rocks your world over and over
Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped.
September 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Mid level boss you think will be super easy that just rocks your world over and over
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you guys broke watergate
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette?
We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: https://wapo.st/4dwx0LS
We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: https://wapo.st/4dwx0LS
September 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
you guys broke watergate
played my first ever game of #frostgrave tonight! definitely messed up on some small rules here and there but OH BOY it's so much fun!!
September 24, 2026 at 3:26 AM
played my first ever game of #frostgrave tonight! definitely messed up on some small rules here and there but OH BOY it's so much fun!!
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They even made DoorDash apologize.
September 22, 2026 at 6:53 PM
They even made DoorDash apologize.
never underestimate the power of a really good bill cosby impression
September 19, 2026 at 2:10 AM
never underestimate the power of a really good bill cosby impression
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UNPRECEDENTED ENERGY CRISIS! YEEEEE HAWWWW
Snoopy Surfing in Peanuts
ALT: Snoopy Surfing in Peanuts
static.klipy.com
September 18, 2026 at 5:05 PM
UNPRECEDENTED ENERGY CRISIS! YEEEEE HAWWWW
wearing the LL Bean duck sweater today 👍
September 17, 2026 at 6:59 PM
wearing the LL Bean duck sweater today 👍
soon I will try to understand green stuff
September 9, 2026 at 12:15 AM
soon I will try to understand green stuff
"[T]here's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before."
Incredible, beautifully put.
Incredible, beautifully put.
werner herzog on AI filmmaking (from here www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
![Q: A couple years ago at IDFA, I saw this movie "About a Hero," which is this partly Al-generated hybrid documentary that tries to recreate the atmosphere of your films.
A: The intention of this young filmmaker was never to remake any [of my films], but making something in the spirit. And I immediately said, "You will fail. It is such a stupid idea. It's phenomenally, abysmally stupid. I will not take part in it." He wanted me to explain things and have my voice in it.
I said, "You are alone. There's such a thing as free speech, which I respect. So go ahead and fail." And it is a failure, period.
It's so standardized that Al can step in because there's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before. And I welcome Al to replace all the idiots who are into nothing but repeating, repeating, repeating until it's ad nauseam.
When it's ad nauseam, please, please, please let Al step in and do the job.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:v5vphilwcf6nunioeyrpxw6g/bafkreibeadpx66jtqlttglhgbgkew6g65haxqngz5yt6p3ybwyi5zney54)
September 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
"[T]here's not real storytelling. It's mimicry of something that has happened before."
Incredible, beautifully put.
Incredible, beautifully put.
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Today I'm kickin' it old school.
September 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Today I'm kickin' it old school.
exploring the dungeons with a bag of funyuns
September 4, 2026 at 2:55 PM
exploring the dungeons with a bag of funyuns
two frostgrave-heavy kitbashes for two characters from a D&D game I'm in
Yuri and Sergei Zeglovich are ready for anything
Yuri and Sergei Zeglovich are ready for anything
September 3, 2026 at 8:05 PM
two frostgrave-heavy kitbashes for two characters from a D&D game I'm in
Yuri and Sergei Zeglovich are ready for anything
Yuri and Sergei Zeglovich are ready for anything
smoking a cigar on the porch, waiting for my roommate to pick me up so I can get my car back from the shop
I'm literally him
I'm literally him
Metal Gear Solid Metal Gear
Alt: Metal Gear Solid V: Venom Snake smokes a cigar to wait
static.klipy.com
September 3, 2026 at 7:52 PM
smoking a cigar on the porch, waiting for my roommate to pick me up so I can get my car back from the shop
I'm literally him
I'm literally him
My car passed inspection, thank God
September 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
My car passed inspection, thank God
Conversation between myself and one of my managers:
"are you in tomorrow?"
"I'm off until next week"
"nice! are you going on vacation?"
"no"
I have PTO to burn but zero money lol I will be home painting miniatures and praying that my car doesn't fall apart.
"are you in tomorrow?"
"I'm off until next week"
"nice! are you going on vacation?"
"no"
I have PTO to burn but zero money lol I will be home painting miniatures and praying that my car doesn't fall apart.
September 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Conversation between myself and one of my managers:
"are you in tomorrow?"
"I'm off until next week"
"nice! are you going on vacation?"
"no"
I have PTO to burn but zero money lol I will be home painting miniatures and praying that my car doesn't fall apart.
"are you in tomorrow?"
"I'm off until next week"
"nice! are you going on vacation?"
"no"
I have PTO to burn but zero money lol I will be home painting miniatures and praying that my car doesn't fall apart.
you get lunch yet? I brought some lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon that we can share.
September 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
you get lunch yet? I brought some lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon that we can share.