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Thallid lover
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Durbin is no longer going to be in the Senate come 2027.
September 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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Oh boy, Monday morning after week 1 of the NFL season! Time to read some blogs and see what everyone is talking abou-
September 14, 2026 at 2:15 PM
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This ESPN story is 2,500 words long and somehow doesn't once find room for the four words "Pablo Torre Finds Out"
NBA punishes Clippers after Kawhi investigation: Top questions
A $30M fine. Five first-round picks taken away. Steve Ballmer suspended for a year. ESPN's NBA insiders break down the harshest punishment in league history.
www.espn.com
September 3, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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Hijacker: Everyone stop talking. I am armed and I am taking control of this plane.

Guy from the Netherlands: Wow, in Netherlands we just purchase a plane if we want one. But typically we will bike somewhere

Guy who has been to Japan once: In Japan planes are rarely hijacked. It's a cultural taboo
August 27, 2026 at 2:02 AM
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[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
August 26, 2026 at 10:12 PM
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NYC street artists work fast….Fulton Street is now Parton Street 🙏

*Work by plannedalism(IG)
August 26, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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dudes will always find a way to rock
August 23, 2026 at 9:14 PM
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there are no 'correct' grounds for being a socialist to people with a vested interest in defending the capitalist order. if you're poor, you're lazy. if you're middle class, you're envious. if you're wealthy, you're hypocritical. it's all a goalpost-moving shell game.
the thing about "champagne socialists" is that a lot of us know we were extraordinarily lucky due to the circumstances of our birth and want better lives for everyone as a result, I do not understand how this is supposed to be a gotcha
Deleted my posts because of 10000 typos but the idea that people in nyc dsa are trying to cosplay as blue collar does not at all fit w how the average non blue collar dsa member presents themselves in my experience. NYT and NYP just really want that to be the case
August 22, 2026 at 8:28 PM
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The prologue of every Stephen King novel published between 1975 and 1988:

Under thy shadow by the piers I waited
Only in darkness is thy shadow clear.
The City’s fiery parcels all undone,
Already snow submerges an iron year...--Hart Crane

We've got the biggest balls of them all --AC/DC
August 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
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Yes.
August 20, 2026 at 7:44 PM
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August 19, 2026 at 10:00 PM
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ABOLISH ICE, PROSECUTE THE MFS
Video of an ICE agent pulling a gun on a wife and mother, who is a US citizen born and raised in the area, near Bailey's Crossroads in Northern Virginia yesterday.

Chillingly, they claimed she “almost ran them over” until she told them she had video proving that was a lie.
August 11, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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The effective federal corporate income tax rate:

1950: 50%
1990: 25%
2020: 13%

Stop asking "but how we will pay for it?" Restore the corporate tax rate.

That is how we will pay for it.
August 3, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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ANTHROPIC: Our son loves humanity and for the low price of trillions and trillions of dollars will usher in an era of unprecedented peace and prosperity!
OPENAI: Our horrible oafish son is hacking web sites without our permission.
ANTHROPIC: (eyes narrowing) Our son is also evil
July 31, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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The left needs a candidate it can unite around in the 2028 primaries and AOC is the only real choice. Nobody else checks all of the boxes. Every other option is worse. If she doesn't run, it's a missed opportunity of historic proportions.

www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/aoc-must-r...
AOC Must Run For President
History is calling. Sorry!
www.hamiltonnolan.com
July 30, 2026 at 2:57 PM
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one aggressive hardball thing I would like to see happen is blue states coordinating to have deliberately contradictory and difficult to navigate regulatory environments for hostile regime-aligned businesses such as X. what red states did with abortion pre dobbs.
July 31, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Replies just full to overflowing of disingenuous chuds pretending there was no grotesquely racist campaign against Kat and that AIPAC didn’t shift its spending priorities repeatedly to box her out because she’s of Palestinian ancestry.
AIPAC may have bought our election in Illinois, but we're not going to let that happen in Michigan.

5 days left to make them panic.

Vote for Abdul on or before August 4th.
July 31, 2026 at 4:23 PM
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TikTok has incredible moderation team.

Our InfoWars video about Multiple Horse Theory — the idea that there are many horses in the world and not just one — has been fully deemed misinformation and lost the formal appeals process.

Confirmed by Larry Ellison: There is only one horse on Earth.
July 29, 2026 at 8:16 PM
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drunk girl trying to tell her friends that she thinks they are “weekend at Bernie’s” with McConnell, but she has got completely the wrong movie and keeps calling it “doing a Fish Called Wanda” with him and I’m dying
July 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
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i'm driving on the run
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that will bring us back to do!
Only Illinois residents can claim a roadkill deer, according to state law. The only stipulation is the resident claiming the deer cannot be delinquent on child support payments.
Illinois allows residents to claim roadkill bucks and does — and thousands do
www.chicagotribune.com
July 28, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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would hogwarts hire a velociraptor? do you have to let a vampire inside your home - if he's your landlord? is a cop who fights crime as a werewolf by night technically a K9 unit who - deserves overtime? if they become partners, can they literally go anywhere and pull over whomever they want?
July 19, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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What I'll remember most about Grima Wormtongue is his joie de vivre.
July 12, 2026 at 5:54 PM
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Incredible moment where Fox News puts up a graphic with all the reasons it opposes the DSA and why people should be afraid of them
July 3, 2026 at 2:52 AM
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Melat Kiros is a refugee from Ethiopia who become a lawyer in the USA. Her law firm fired her because she condemned Israel’s genocide of Palestinians

Tonight she won the Democratic nomination in deep blue CO-1 against a 15-term AIPAC entrenched corporate Democrat

This is how we make America great❤️
July 1, 2026 at 3:58 AM