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Reasons that my brain hates me…
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A collection of observations that make me think my brain wants to do me in.
Instagram is not a credible news source, FFS!

Today’s deep thought goes out to all those who chastise Fuckerberg Broligarch for the sack of scat that he is, then go straight to his products to continue clicking away searching 4 truths.

At least Olive - You’re Not Alone keeps playing on in my head.
September 2, 2026 at 7:23 AM
A week of pretty harmless earthworms... nothing too harsh, and I was fairly able to push most out of activity.
Woke to Olive’s Debut single “You’re Not Alone” on the Brain this morning.

Things are looking up. To be fair, the local college station played this 2 days ago.
September 1, 2026 at 2:48 PM
You can do magic
You can have anything that you desire
Magic
(Doo-doo-doo)
And you know you're the one who can put out the fire
August 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
I really cannot be left alone with ice cream.
August 13, 2026 at 4:38 AM
I read a theory that my brain may be filling in idle time (like when doing repetitive or physical tasks, including sketching) with easily accessible melodies - often the catchy ones that are overplayed and commercially forced into my ears.
August 3, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I thwarted 1 week of Hall & Oats with Yeah Yeah Yeahs this weekend.
August 3, 2026 at 4:56 PM
The oligarchical geek shall hostile takeover the earth.

The meek shall 3D print the earth.

I know I’m on to something, but not quite there yet.
August 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
I wouldn't if I were you. I know what she can do. She's deadly, man, she could really rip your world apart.
Mind over matter. The beauty is there but a beast is in the heart.
July 28, 2026 at 11:44 AM
I wish I still had all my hearing, but at least I can turn off the hearing aids when I don’t wanna hear dat shit.
July 26, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Lately I’ve been waking up to looped musical riffs, sometimes with nonsensical lyrics.
July 26, 2026 at 3:58 PM
This morning I successfully thwarted “Monster Mash” with the Thompson Twin’s “Lies”.
July 25, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Yesterday while working I listened to a broad array of new Bandcamp tracks and albums of electronic acts that have been released.

This morning I woke up to the theme song from Moana playing in perfect audio-hallucinatory insistence in my head.
July 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
When is the point in development that grown women revert to saying “doggie”?
July 21, 2026 at 9:42 PM
This morning’s wake up ear worm is “You Make Me Feel Brand New” by The Stylistics.
July 20, 2026 at 3:12 PM
Starting with one not too painful… almost pleasing, despite it playing in my head for a full week, from the point of morning consciousness until sleep: Hall and Oats - “Out of Touch”
July 20, 2026 at 12:28 AM
I’ve revamped this account for therapeutic reasons, now treating it as an outlet to release the evil that my brain seems to want to torture me with.

Come for the ear-worms, stay for the mild existential dread.
July 19, 2026 at 11:26 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Bad Bunny understood the assignment…
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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January 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
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Pew Research Institute (2023):

• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants

• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants

• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.

And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."

It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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I had this pinned to my profile and got blocked by SOOOO many accounts. I blocked them all back. 😂
January 10, 2026 at 1:30 AM
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That's like people on the internet yelling "Google it" when you ask for a source to back up what they are saying. They instantly lose all credibility.
January 9, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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"Fuckin' bitch."
January 9, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Amazon’s Ring doorbell camera system won the “Worst in Show” for privacy at #CES2026 for “doubling down on privacy invasion and supporting the misconception that more surveillance always makes us safer,” EFF’s Cindy Cohn told @apnews.com.
'Worst in Show' CES products include AI refrigerators, AI companions and AI doorbells
Artificial intelligence took center stage at this year's CES gadget show, but not always for the right reasons.
apnews.com
January 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM