I’m babysitting today, so I can’t mess up on this app like I normally would. Look at these weird babies.

I’m home. 😭

I made this thingy
For a boy who loves horror
My nephew, my heart

I’ve been eyeing this at the store for weeks and decided it would’ve been a frivolous purchase, but my husband must’ve noticed my longing and snapped it up and then hid it from me. It makes me feel really loved and I will have my revenge.

My youngest child said she couldn’t sleep last night because the cat sat in her hallway and cried all night because he’d finished off his bowl of food. Everyone, this is Bendy.

If someone who likes sports doesn’t turn this into their profile picture and change their account name to Sad Patrick Mahomes, I must not understand funny at all.

I tried to get a decent picture, but I was screaming too much.

BEHOLD. The infamous New York Times brownie cookies.

I don’t have a black cat…
I have a black dog, though!

Most handsome cat on the internet. You heard it here first, folks.

My personal lord and savior.

I guess I need to aggressively step up posting what the people really want to see…my cat in the middle of a yawn. Look at them teefs.

Make my cat famous.

I am new here. Per internet tradition, this is my cat.