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MysterFitz
@mysterfitz.tech
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Mistake maker. Love taker. Wind breaker.
Software Engineer. He/Him
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A man speaks to a woman on a TV screen with the caption “I’ll finally destroy the box, my love.” underneath. It’s a still of the show “Dark Matter.”
September 11, 2026 at 3:43 AM
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I miss “whimsy” being a rare word. It was such a delight to encounter it out in the lexical wild.
May 27, 2026 at 3:14 PM
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This is why you’re supposed to have a functioning Congress. As crazy as Trump is, we have to remember that the Republican party is enabling all of this. They are just as much to blame for this as he is. They’ve abdicated their responsibility to get this under control.
April 7, 2026 at 4:39 PM
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Seasonally appropriate!
A red Kitchen Aid stand mixer next to a red toaster.
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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I’m really looking forward to a time when I can be looking forward to a time again.
September 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Was it Trusk… or Mump? *sigh* I guess we’ll never know now.
June 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I’m choosing flowers today to offset the dumpster fires happening around the globe. Flowers in a vase, people… not even a good vase. Happy flowers in a sh*t vase.. that’s where it’s at. Enjoy the weekend. 💐😳🤦🏻‍♀️
May 16, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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I know Roman numerals but still… it seems like Superbowl LIX should be reserved for #69.
February 10, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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How does a negative catalyst get off?

Exasturbates

Aaaaaaaaand quote skeet
salfromcal.bsky.social Seagull Gorgon @salfromcal.bsky.social · Jan 27
How does a time traveler get off?

Pasturbates

Aaaaaaaand quote skeet
lazurwoolf.bsky.social Davidly Roth 🎉 @lazurwoolf.bsky.social · Jan 24
How does a ghoul get off?

Ghasturbates

Aaaaannnd quote skeet
January 28, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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OK devs, who’s gonna build the AT Protocol-based Facebook alternative?
January 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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I wouldn’t say I’m a lot but I’m not a little.
December 5, 2024 at 4:21 PM
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Just
Photo of a barbecue grill with the logo altered to highlight just the letters b and e in the middle of the word Weber
September 2, 2023 at 5:22 PM
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If you were visited by 3 ghost on Christmas Eve, who would you want them to be?
Ferris, Sloan, and Cameron from the film “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.”
December 26, 2023 at 4:15 AM
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Cat got to reenact a photo ~40 years after the original! Listen to this week's episode to hear about this and more! (More even than the bangs and the glasses)
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Cat Crimins as a youth at Big Tree in Humboldt, California's Avenue of the Giants and then again around 40 years later in front of the same tree!
November 15, 2023 at 6:20 AM
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Al Pastor Syndrome:
The feeling that you really didn’t earn that third taco
October 24, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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Wow! There are relatively few people here. This would be a great time to come up with a viral post and firmly entrench myself in the early history of Bluesky!
Brain: …
April 12, 2023 at 4:50 PM
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Happy Friday, Skymates!
Two one-liter beers and a tablestand (#10) ripe with the promise of ridiculously delicious sausages.
October 27, 2023 at 8:24 PM
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"That Site." "The Bad Place." You can say LinkedIn here. No one cares.
thehell.zone Arlan Hellison (famous) @thehell.zone · Oct 25
“That Site”. “The Bad Place”. you can say “MySpace” here, no one cares
October 26, 2023 at 10:49 PM
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Al Pastor Syndrome:
The feeling that you really didn’t earn that third taco
October 24, 2023 at 4:35 PM
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When was the movie The Professional renamed to Leon?
And more importantly… WHY???
August 20, 2023 at 5:56 AM
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Atlas Shrugged
October 22, 2023 at 8:52 PM
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So, this happened.
A link to an article on Hard Drive with the headline: We have Bluesky Codes, But We Put Them All in This Article Because We Need the Ad Revenue.
October 21, 2023 at 1:31 AM
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New episode just dropped!
Get it here: mymistake.libsyn.com/203-porn-poo...
or wherever you dig on podcasts.
My Mistake: 203. Porn, Poop, Planes, and Patty Lin
Patty Lin, one of our most cherished guests, returns to talk a little bit about her book and a lot more about a wide variety of other things. John explains his conspiracy theory about the Russians bei...
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October 4, 2023 at 7:39 AM
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You think she’ll leave office now?
September 29, 2023 at 3:52 PM
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The problem with listening to bossa nova in the car is that I keep thinking my turn signal is on.
September 20, 2023 at 3:31 AM