Mystique
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I’d like to request that the army of tops who are about to release memoirs fucking save it and choke on it. They’ve all uniformly failed us for 70 years. I’m not making you a bestseller now.
July 12, 2026 at 10:53 AM
I’d like to request that the army of tops who are about to release memoirs fucking save it and choke on it. They’ve all uniformly failed us for 70 years. I’m not making you a bestseller now.
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The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
July 7, 2026 at 1:31 AM
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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Can’t count on men for shit… get a woman to do it.
July 7, 2026 at 1:28 AM
Can’t count on men for shit… get a woman to do it.
We didn’t learn from game three of the Knicks finals. Everything Trump touches turns to shit
July 7, 2026 at 1:35 AM
We didn’t learn from game three of the Knicks finals. Everything Trump touches turns to shit
You know what? I’ll go be the goalie
July 7, 2026 at 1:30 AM
You know what? I’ll go be the goalie
God that third Belium goal was humiliating
July 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
God that third Belium goal was humiliating
Absolutely unhinged article
My friend and I shared everything, but she hid the semaglutide from me knowing that I would spiral. She was right. We haven’t spoken since.
Losing My Friend Over Wegovy
My friend and I shared everything, but she hid the semaglutide from me knowing that I would spiral. She was right. We haven’t spoken since.
www.thecut.com
April 20, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Absolutely unhinged article
I still have deep doubts that polyamory works more than it destroys but the Lindy West Modern Love episode has convinced me that polyamory is not for opposite sex couples.
It cannot ethically be practiced in relationships with a gendered power imbalance. Opposite sex polyamory is just polygamy
It cannot ethically be practiced in relationships with a gendered power imbalance. Opposite sex polyamory is just polygamy
March 6, 2026 at 3:25 PM
I still have deep doubts that polyamory works more than it destroys but the Lindy West Modern Love episode has convinced me that polyamory is not for opposite sex couples.
It cannot ethically be practiced in relationships with a gendered power imbalance. Opposite sex polyamory is just polygamy
It cannot ethically be practiced in relationships with a gendered power imbalance. Opposite sex polyamory is just polygamy
Wuthering Heights is one of the strangest novels of the 19th century. Turning the novel into a smutty, beautiful movie is an incredible glow up. It would be a near perfect experience if Dev Patel had been cast as the lead
February 15, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Wuthering Heights is one of the strangest novels of the 19th century. Turning the novel into a smutty, beautiful movie is an incredible glow up. It would be a near perfect experience if Dev Patel had been cast as the lead
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Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
February 1, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Liam is home now and we are grateful to @joaquincastrotx.bsky.social for traveling to Minneapolis with him and his dad.
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
Welcome home Liam ❤️❤️
So the reason we know the name of the murderer, Jonathan Ross, is because Kristie Noem doxxed him.
And yall want these people running the country? She can’t even keep the names of her icicle dick minions safe
And yall want these people running the country? She can’t even keep the names of her icicle dick minions safe
January 8, 2026 at 10:39 PM
So the reason we know the name of the murderer, Jonathan Ross, is because Kristie Noem doxxed him.
And yall want these people running the country? She can’t even keep the names of her icicle dick minions safe
And yall want these people running the country? She can’t even keep the names of her icicle dick minions safe
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New Yorkers built a movement around the belief that every family should be able to afford a dignified life. Today, as Governor Kathy Hochul and I mark our commitment to universal childcare, we're proving that a movement of the people can transform how government serves the people.
January 8, 2026 at 4:32 PM
New Yorkers built a movement around the belief that every family should be able to afford a dignified life. Today, as Governor Kathy Hochul and I mark our commitment to universal childcare, we're proving that a movement of the people can transform how government serves the people.
I want a roll call, a giant wall of names and photos of every single person who works in this agency. I want their grandkids to know their granddaddy was a bitch ass robocop icicle dick loser
January 8, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I want a roll call, a giant wall of names and photos of every single person who works in this agency. I want their grandkids to know their granddaddy was a bitch ass robocop icicle dick loser
I’m straight up belligerent about the woman ICE murdered in Minneapolis. These fucking men are a cancer and Kristie Noam can suck my silicone dick
January 8, 2026 at 1:39 PM
I’m straight up belligerent about the woman ICE murdered in Minneapolis. These fucking men are a cancer and Kristie Noam can suck my silicone dick
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Trump promised no “new stupid wars,” yet he’s starting one with Venezuela without congressional approval.
People can’t afford groceries and millions are losing healthcare, but this is where his focus is.
This is unconstitutional and not what the American people asked for.
People can’t afford groceries and millions are losing healthcare, but this is where his focus is.
This is unconstitutional and not what the American people asked for.
January 3, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Trump promised no “new stupid wars,” yet he’s starting one with Venezuela without congressional approval.
People can’t afford groceries and millions are losing healthcare, but this is where his focus is.
This is unconstitutional and not what the American people asked for.
People can’t afford groceries and millions are losing healthcare, but this is where his focus is.
This is unconstitutional and not what the American people asked for.
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Trump voters have turned the most powerful country in the world - the longtime leader of the democratic West - into a violent rogue state.
In doing so, they have smashed any semblance of international law and order.
This ‘might is right’ world MAGA have inflicted upon us endangers all of humanity.
In doing so, they have smashed any semblance of international law and order.
This ‘might is right’ world MAGA have inflicted upon us endangers all of humanity.
January 3, 2026 at 8:28 AM
Trump voters have turned the most powerful country in the world - the longtime leader of the democratic West - into a violent rogue state.
In doing so, they have smashed any semblance of international law and order.
This ‘might is right’ world MAGA have inflicted upon us endangers all of humanity.
In doing so, they have smashed any semblance of international law and order.
This ‘might is right’ world MAGA have inflicted upon us endangers all of humanity.
Anything but files
Look Over Here Jaida Essence Hall GIF
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media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Anything but files
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What sticks out to me is how absolutely unafraid of prosecution this psychopath is. Part of it is narcissistic personality disorder, but it's mostly the perceived weakness of Democrats. Should they retake power, no one expects Democrats to hold anyone accountable.
December 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
What sticks out to me is how absolutely unafraid of prosecution this psychopath is. Part of it is narcissistic personality disorder, but it's mostly the perceived weakness of Democrats. Should they retake power, no one expects Democrats to hold anyone accountable.
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MARK YOUR CALENDARS, IT’S QUARTERFINALS TIME ⏰
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November 3, 2025 at 4:00 AM
MARK YOUR CALENDARS, IT’S QUARTERFINALS TIME ⏰
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Presented by Google Pixel
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i am so very sorry but marta can never retire, 95th minute in a playoff quarterfinal clinging to a 1 goal lead and she uses every ounce of energy she had left to sprint damn near the whole pitch and win a late penalty, then gives the spot kick to luana. i'm over here just being a puddle of emotions.
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
i am so very sorry but marta can never retire, 95th minute in a playoff quarterfinal clinging to a 1 goal lead and she uses every ounce of energy she had left to sprint damn near the whole pitch and win a late penalty, then gives the spot kick to luana. i'm over here just being a puddle of emotions.
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ICYMI: Luana shares the impact of scoring such a meaningful goal
November 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
ICYMI: Luana shares the impact of scoring such a meaningful goal
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November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM