Mythicc Cryptid
@mythicccryptid.bsky.social
(They/them) 22 💧 Indoor Pool Enjoyer, 18+ 💧 Zorn Account
Is it obvious i'm on deviantart? \/
https://www.deviantart.com/mythicccryptid
https://www.mythicccryptid.tumblr.com
I block blank accounts, kids, & fascists. hiring a witch to curse you as well.
Is it obvious i'm on deviantart? \/
https://www.deviantart.com/mythicccryptid
https://www.mythicccryptid.tumblr.com
I block blank accounts, kids, & fascists. hiring a witch to curse you as well.
i didn't even know veteran's day was last week i swear i would've been on here talking shit if i knew. sorry
September 16, 2026 at 10:35 PM
i didn't even know veteran's day was last week i swear i would've been on here talking shit if i knew. sorry
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Breakroom Rules are such a pain!
September 16, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Breakroom Rules are such a pain!
hnnngg mario's fat fucking ass in those overalls. i get what that guy on tumblr is talking about now. i understand that guy now.
September 8, 2026 at 11:10 PM
hnnngg mario's fat fucking ass in those overalls. i get what that guy on tumblr is talking about now. i understand that guy now.
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Replaying the Galaxy Games and that damn hungry luma gave me naughty thoughts 😔😳
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Replaying the Galaxy Games and that damn hungry luma gave me naughty thoughts 😔😳
i'd fuck the shit outta van van tho
August 26, 2026 at 1:31 AM
i'd fuck the shit outta van van tho
kfc stands for Kernel sanders Fresh Cum pass it around. he jerks off in the food. u all saw that dating sim. b for real
August 26, 2026 at 1:29 AM
kfc stands for Kernel sanders Fresh Cum pass it around. he jerks off in the food. u all saw that dating sim. b for real
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i'm stealing from small-business owner to make sure they STAY small, your man thinks it's fucked up to shoplift at walmart
August 23, 2026 at 3:41 PM
i'm stealing from small-business owner to make sure they STAY small, your man thinks it's fucked up to shoplift at walmart
if ur making digital Art, a thing that is infinitely reproducible at no cost, with the intention of selling it for money, give up. Art would be better without you.
or at least find a way to fund it that makes sense ethically, because paywalls don't. limiting access to Art is a perversion, bad way.
or at least find a way to fund it that makes sense ethically, because paywalls don't. limiting access to Art is a perversion, bad way.
August 23, 2026 at 3:28 PM
if ur making digital Art, a thing that is infinitely reproducible at no cost, with the intention of selling it for money, give up. Art would be better without you.
or at least find a way to fund it that makes sense ethically, because paywalls don't. limiting access to Art is a perversion, bad way.
or at least find a way to fund it that makes sense ethically, because paywalls don't. limiting access to Art is a perversion, bad way.
why are incel men so angry and dismissive of incel women?? like isn't it kinda, idk, comforting or validating to know women have the same problems as you? plus if you're gatekeeping being unfuckable, i have a hard time believing your celibacy is "involuntary" 👀
August 18, 2026 at 5:49 PM
why are incel men so angry and dismissive of incel women?? like isn't it kinda, idk, comforting or validating to know women have the same problems as you? plus if you're gatekeeping being unfuckable, i have a hard time believing your celibacy is "involuntary" 👀
holy shit ppl really fuck with the armpits one
August 18, 2026 at 5:33 PM
holy shit ppl really fuck with the armpits one
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July 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
linux mfs on their way to open the terminal to do basic shit because their OS never got finished
August 11, 2026 at 11:11 PM
linux mfs on their way to open the terminal to do basic shit because their OS never got finished
I was really worried when I started posting nsfw art that it would shoehorn me into a very straight-guy centric community, but the amount of girls gays and theys that fw the same stuff I do (or even MY STUFF) feels like it's getting larger every day, and it's very cool to be able to contribute
August 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I was really worried when I started posting nsfw art that it would shoehorn me into a very straight-guy centric community, but the amount of girls gays and theys that fw the same stuff I do (or even MY STUFF) feels like it's getting larger every day, and it's very cool to be able to contribute
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might color some later, might do more critters suggestions for character design shits and/or giggles
July 28, 2026 at 2:42 PM
might color some later, might do more critters suggestions for character design shits and/or giggles
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July 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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Swipe Right - with Jake and Amie
Every 2ish months I make a project for the €5 patrons that they vote on, this is that project from Januari! now released for the public X)
Enjoy!
uhh next up: I will be on hiatus for the next two months, returning somewhere in september!
Every 2ish months I make a project for the €5 patrons that they vote on, this is that project from Januari! now released for the public X)
Enjoy!
uhh next up: I will be on hiatus for the next two months, returning somewhere in september!
July 17, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Swipe Right - with Jake and Amie
Every 2ish months I make a project for the €5 patrons that they vote on, this is that project from Januari! now released for the public X)
Enjoy!
uhh next up: I will be on hiatus for the next two months, returning somewhere in september!
Every 2ish months I make a project for the €5 patrons that they vote on, this is that project from Januari! now released for the public X)
Enjoy!
uhh next up: I will be on hiatus for the next two months, returning somewhere in september!
July 16, 2026 at 10:33 PM
July 16, 2026 at 10:31 PM
a creature has formed.
July 2, 2026 at 1:23 AM
a creature has formed.
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Cw: mild blood/blood drinking
Probably for the best they didn't go see this one in theaters (or a shame, if you're into that sort of thing)
Also, Jon, pls get a bigger couch. Martin is hanging on by a thread here.
#donotarchive #vampires #vampau #jmart #nsfwanimation #trans
Probably for the best they didn't go see this one in theaters (or a shame, if you're into that sort of thing)
Also, Jon, pls get a bigger couch. Martin is hanging on by a thread here.
#donotarchive #vampires #vampau #jmart #nsfwanimation #trans
June 22, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Cw: mild blood/blood drinking
Probably for the best they didn't go see this one in theaters (or a shame, if you're into that sort of thing)
Also, Jon, pls get a bigger couch. Martin is hanging on by a thread here.
#donotarchive #vampires #vampau #jmart #nsfwanimation #trans
Probably for the best they didn't go see this one in theaters (or a shame, if you're into that sort of thing)
Also, Jon, pls get a bigger couch. Martin is hanging on by a thread here.
#donotarchive #vampires #vampau #jmart #nsfwanimation #trans
if u worm to my art you should text me rite after. i won't respond, i just wanna know. for my spreadsheet.
June 24, 2026 at 2:33 AM
if u worm to my art you should text me rite after. i won't respond, i just wanna know. for my spreadsheet.
underbelly [4/3] secret level
June 19, 2026 at 5:52 PM
underbelly [4/3] secret level