How come targeted advertising is all "we will place that t-shirt you clicked on one time in front of you every day for 4 weeks" and never something reasonable like "we know you hate gambling so we won't show you anymore gambling ads"

Tonight at Club Pittsburgh!!

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

I’m about to become so fucking annoying to my family. It’s a good thing the piano is in our room.

Free show at SideQuest in Lawrenceville this Wednesday!

there are two types of male groupchats. they either have a name like “BONER BOYS RES[ERECT]ED: HORNY 4 LIFE, 2 CAKED UP 2 DIE” but everyone’s just encouraging each other on breakups and to try therapy. the other will be named something like “gary chat” and filled with domestic terrorists