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Mike Ess
@n0hgur.bsky.social
Minors DNI🔞🔞🔞

To shreds you say?
Is this thing on?
October 16, 2026 at 1:53 AM
Pretty hyped for GTA 6 NGL.
October 15, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Nightwish just can't keep a singer I stg
October 15, 2026 at 1:52 PM
I have no reach here. It's both liberating and annoying in equal measure
October 14, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Say your vitamins and take your prayers
October 14, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Sitting in the cemetery jealous of the departed
October 14, 2026 at 6:58 PM
And that's how you make a Dick pic your profile pic 💅
October 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
Good morning, you ugly bags of mostly water
October 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
AI Furry's are hacking our PlayStations
October 13, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Oh sweet, I can look at porn here during my slow shifts 😂
October 13, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Fuck threads
October 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
July 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
*spits on the ground*

Y'all best not be on this private proper-tah looking for golds. This here spot's claimed cause I claimed it.

Now git
April 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Seventy five thousand dollars. 😂🤣😂
November 6, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Reposted by Mike Ess
i'm not trying to tell anyone what to do, but my bluesky posts are intended to be viewed on a television. posts like this one take an extraordinary amount of time and effort to write, and when you read them on a phone or laptop you're kind of cheapening the experience
October 16, 2024 at 12:30 AM
Bots are real and the stripper likes you.
October 16, 2024 at 4:15 AM
Going a2m is just fun dip for adults.
October 15, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Song of the day
October 15, 2024 at 4:27 PM
Z?
October 15, 2024 at 6:38 AM
October 15, 2024 at 4:24 AM
What if I put some denatonium benzoate in your flavored lube as a prank?
October 14, 2024 at 5:15 PM
October 13, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Urine my heart 💛
October 13, 2024 at 3:41 AM
October 12, 2024 at 5:03 PM