NamedGhost
@namedghost.bsky.social
I make internet things
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Wait Obi din't make these wontons?
July 30, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Wait Obi din't make these wontons?
Pooping in the pool is not avant-garde comedy.
July 30, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Pooping in the pool is not avant-garde comedy.
Here's what I do Kip. If some one approaches I ask where the bathroom is and that I was just here for that. When I'm done they have forgotten me and I take food
July 28, 2026 at 10:58 PM
Here's what I do Kip. If some one approaches I ask where the bathroom is and that I was just here for that. When I'm done they have forgotten me and I take food
No you won't. You will ask where they bathroom is in your own damn house then up and leave
July 27, 2026 at 8:31 PM
No you won't. You will ask where they bathroom is in your own damn house then up and leave
What about Obi Ben Kenobi
July 27, 2026 at 8:31 PM
What about Obi Ben Kenobi
Really makes you think.
July 25, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Really makes you think.
I don't think I'm the one supposed to be wet.
July 25, 2026 at 7:07 AM
I don't think I'm the one supposed to be wet.
I'm just here for the shortbread.
July 25, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I'm just here for the shortbread.
What about Robo Godzilla?
July 25, 2026 at 12:15 AM
What about Robo Godzilla?
That day was today.
July 25, 2026 at 12:14 AM
That day was today.
What does this imply you eat?
July 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
What does this imply you eat?
Because it's embarrassing. Now please go.
July 25, 2026 at 12:12 AM
Because it's embarrassing. Now please go.
'I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”'
~Naomi Elizabeth
~Naomi Elizabeth
July 22, 2026 at 9:56 PM
'I shot back a skeptical glance. “I’m not serious, and if you were paying attention, you would know that.”'
~Naomi Elizabeth
~Naomi Elizabeth
I came for the sex jokes and was not disappointed.
July 22, 2026 at 7:37 PM
I came for the sex jokes and was not disappointed.
Don't step in the blister.
July 22, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Don't step in the blister.
I also [insert echoed depressive perspective on current affairs] find funny and impactful that [insert deeply moving person story] happened to me.
July 22, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I also [insert echoed depressive perspective on current affairs] find funny and impactful that [insert deeply moving person story] happened to me.
At least the vampires will stay away. Unless you want vampires.
July 21, 2026 at 5:53 PM
At least the vampires will stay away. Unless you want vampires.
But if you hold on for one more day, things will go your way.
July 21, 2026 at 9:04 AM
But if you hold on for one more day, things will go your way.
That crowd doesn't appear to be pretending to be dead at all!
July 20, 2026 at 12:03 AM
That crowd doesn't appear to be pretending to be dead at all!
And then a bass rumble.
July 19, 2026 at 5:54 PM
And then a bass rumble.
HR would like a word Kip. Please stay away from Chastity's work station.
July 19, 2026 at 1:52 PM
HR would like a word Kip. Please stay away from Chastity's work station.