It has come to my attention that I am also my gym crush’s gym crush.
March 10, 2026 at 8:13 PM
It has come to my attention that I am also my gym crush’s gym crush.
Gym Crush & I are in the “hi & bye” phase… and there’s been a breakthrough:
GC: *comes over to where I’m working, obvi looking for something*
Me: Not looking for these (cable handles) are u? Cuz you’d have to fight me for them😝
GC: Oh don’t threaten me with a good time😄
Hello “banter” phase 🤠
GC: *comes over to where I’m working, obvi looking for something*
Me: Not looking for these (cable handles) are u? Cuz you’d have to fight me for them😝
GC: Oh don’t threaten me with a good time😄
Hello “banter” phase 🤠
My gym crush and I were matching in ⚫️& 🔴 today but our eyes never made 4 for me to use it as an icebreaker, so I minded my business and locked in on my upper body sesh 💪🏽🥲
February 18, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Gym Crush & I are in the “hi & bye” phase… and there’s been a breakthrough:
GC: *comes over to where I’m working, obvi looking for something*
Me: Not looking for these (cable handles) are u? Cuz you’d have to fight me for them😝
GC: Oh don’t threaten me with a good time😄
Hello “banter” phase 🤠
GC: *comes over to where I’m working, obvi looking for something*
Me: Not looking for these (cable handles) are u? Cuz you’d have to fight me for them😝
GC: Oh don’t threaten me with a good time😄
Hello “banter” phase 🤠
The Trial x 7 ep of A Knight of the 7 Kingdoms was a rough watch. Dunk can’t catch a break 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
February 17, 2026 at 9:08 PM
The Trial x 7 ep of A Knight of the 7 Kingdoms was a rough watch. Dunk can’t catch a break 🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️🤦🏾♀️
I know I’m supposed to hate my bum cellulite, but I been finding it kinda cute lately, and that itself feels so rebellious
February 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I know I’m supposed to hate my bum cellulite, but I been finding it kinda cute lately, and that itself feels so rebellious
Every once in a while I attend a social gathering that reminds me I can, and should decline certain invitations. Hate reeking of 2nd hand smoke 😒
February 9, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Every once in a while I attend a social gathering that reminds me I can, and should decline certain invitations. Hate reeking of 2nd hand smoke 😒
Checking out the Super Bowl and this game just doesn’t make sense to me. Anyhow , I decided to back the seahorses
February 9, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Checking out the Super Bowl and this game just doesn’t make sense to me. Anyhow , I decided to back the seahorses
Living for all the outlandish female characters in Nanny McPhee and the actors who brought them to life. Cheers to women getting to be ridiculous!
a woman in a red and white striped shirt is standing in front of a snowy building .
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February 8, 2026 at 12:51 PM
Living for all the outlandish female characters in Nanny McPhee and the actors who brought them to life. Cheers to women getting to be ridiculous!
I got thru all 72 days of January writing the correct year
a man in a red jacket and black tie is making a face with his eyes closed .
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February 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
I got thru all 72 days of January writing the correct year
Watching Thirteen, and even though the main character has been traumatized for years, I’m not sympathizing with her 😕 She’s giving “fragile helpless brat”
February 2, 2026 at 10:47 PM
Watching Thirteen, and even though the main character has been traumatized for years, I’m not sympathizing with her 😕 She’s giving “fragile helpless brat”
Temu has the models for gym bodysuits doing the most. The target audience just doesn’t need this level of ass- dominant posing
January 29, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Temu has the models for gym bodysuits doing the most. The target audience just doesn’t need this level of ass- dominant posing
My gym crush and I were matching in ⚫️& 🔴 today but our eyes never made 4 for me to use it as an icebreaker, so I minded my business and locked in on my upper body sesh 💪🏽🥲
January 29, 2026 at 8:34 PM
My gym crush and I were matching in ⚫️& 🔴 today but our eyes never made 4 for me to use it as an icebreaker, so I minded my business and locked in on my upper body sesh 💪🏽🥲
Yesterday, I was entering a store behind 2 elderly ladies, 1 of them noticed and held the door open for me. As I moved to hold the door myself and enter, this slack-jawed man saunters out past the lady holding the door, forcing me to stop while he continued out thru the door…
January 27, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Yesterday, I was entering a store behind 2 elderly ladies, 1 of them noticed and held the door open for me. As I moved to hold the door myself and enter, this slack-jawed man saunters out past the lady holding the door, forcing me to stop while he continued out thru the door…
My kingdom for some chic and 💗comfy💗 work shoes
January 27, 2026 at 12:19 PM
My kingdom for some chic and 💗comfy💗 work shoes
I hate to see women commenting on thirst trap photos “I’m nO bEtTeR tHaN a MaAaN🤪”, because girl be serious, of course you are 😒
January 24, 2026 at 12:16 AM
I hate to see women commenting on thirst trap photos “I’m nO bEtTeR tHaN a MaAaN🤪”, because girl be serious, of course you are 😒
So bacon is now recognized as super carcinogenic
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January 21, 2026 at 2:42 PM
So bacon is now recognized as super carcinogenic
Did a lovely intense glute workout only for my fitness app to fail to log it!!! Devastation!!😫😫😫
January 19, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Did a lovely intense glute workout only for my fitness app to fail to log it!!! Devastation!!😫😫😫
To whoever stole my handheld fan at the latin night, may it bring you anguish and despair😡
January 18, 2026 at 8:47 PM
To whoever stole my handheld fan at the latin night, may it bring you anguish and despair😡
How does one atone to the universe for accidentally running over a pigeon?
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
How does one atone to the universe for accidentally running over a pigeon?
Whenever I see someone wearing the same colour as me in the gym, in my head we’re on the same team. It’s legit us against everyone else in there😤
January 2, 2026 at 12:06 PM
Whenever I see someone wearing the same colour as me in the gym, in my head we’re on the same team. It’s legit us against everyone else in there😤
This weakness for cookies may be my undoing
December 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
This weakness for cookies may be my undoing
I love how a bright red lip instantly makes you feel put together, even if you’re just bopping out to the supermarket in a B or C tier fit. 😊💋
December 19, 2025 at 10:33 AM
I love how a bright red lip instantly makes you feel put together, even if you’re just bopping out to the supermarket in a B or C tier fit. 😊💋
I strongly suspect that companies are selling us regular tap water in bottles labeled as “Distilled”, because HOW does my fabric steamer accumulate so much calcium residue???
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December 8, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I strongly suspect that companies are selling us regular tap water in bottles labeled as “Distilled”, because HOW does my fabric steamer accumulate so much calcium residue???
I want to try these yummy-looking seasonal drinks from Italia, but on principle I refuse! These prices are outrageous!! Every 60 days they sneaking up 😠
December 2, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I want to try these yummy-looking seasonal drinks from Italia, but on principle I refuse! These prices are outrageous!! Every 60 days they sneaking up 😠
Sometimes when I feel a little down, I like to recall when the Attorney General of Barbados said “punany” on an official televised press conference, and we all lost our minds. And then I cheer right up 😊
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sometimes when I feel a little down, I like to recall when the Attorney General of Barbados said “punany” on an official televised press conference, and we all lost our minds. And then I cheer right up 😊
Sometimes I forget, but then I get on a dance floor and remind myself who the F I am 💃🏾🤩
November 24, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Sometimes I forget, but then I get on a dance floor and remind myself who the F I am 💃🏾🤩