Nate Hyle
@natehyle.bsky.social
Late bloomer, Calvin and Fiona’s man-person, definitely tired.
Had non-breakfast McDonald’s tonight for the first time in forever and either my taste has gotten more refined or the quality had taken a nose dive. The sandwich tasted like sand with salty cheese. Absolute shit.
August 30, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Had non-breakfast McDonald’s tonight for the first time in forever and either my taste has gotten more refined or the quality had taken a nose dive. The sandwich tasted like sand with salty cheese. Absolute shit.
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This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power.
local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com/news/offbeat...
Police request public's help to find suspect who picked up $30 off ground in Walmart
A police department took to social media and asked the public to help them identify a suspect who found $30 on the ground in Walmart.
local12.com
August 24, 2026 at 6:53 PM
This is what the growth of surveillance is going to bring. Not safety from crime, but new, non-criminal acts redefined as criminal so as to give the police an excuse to exercise power.
local12.com/news/offbeat...
local12.com/news/offbeat...
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We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
August 21, 2026 at 12:12 AM
We are all dogs locked in god’s hot car
This level of honesty, even as a slip, is refreshing, I’ll give her that.
Michele Tayofa: "The last people I'm going to answer to are the Minnesotans who send me there"
August 21, 2026 at 1:50 AM
This level of honesty, even as a slip, is refreshing, I’ll give her that.
If I had a dollar for every Angie Craig ad I’ve seen, I could pay off my student loans.
And I watch very little TV.
And I watch very little TV.
August 1, 2026 at 4:27 AM
If I had a dollar for every Angie Craig ad I’ve seen, I could pay off my student loans.
And I watch very little TV.
And I watch very little TV.
When the revolution happens, the person(s) who charge $8.99 for 20fl oz of mayonnaise should not be spared under any circumstances.
July 31, 2026 at 6:12 PM
When the revolution happens, the person(s) who charge $8.99 for 20fl oz of mayonnaise should not be spared under any circumstances.
Cool! 9/11 2: Atomic Boogaloo:
US signs landmark nuclear deal with Saudi Arabia that could pave the way for domestic nuclear enrichment www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
US signs landmark nuclear deal with Saudi Arabia that could pave the way for domestic nuclear enrichment www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
US signs landmark nuclear deal with Saudi Arabia that could pave the way for domestic nuclear enrichment
Trump administration hails agreement, which comes as the US fights a war with Iran in part to prevent Tehran enriching uranium domestically
www.theguardian.com
July 23, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Cool! 9/11 2: Atomic Boogaloo:
US signs landmark nuclear deal with Saudi Arabia that could pave the way for domestic nuclear enrichment www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
US signs landmark nuclear deal with Saudi Arabia that could pave the way for domestic nuclear enrichment www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
This opening ceremony redefines shitty. I understand it’s difficult to appeal to everybody but FIFA has taken a novel approach by making this appeal to nobody.
July 19, 2026 at 5:55 PM
This opening ceremony redefines shitty. I understand it’s difficult to appeal to everybody but FIFA has taken a novel approach by making this appeal to nobody.
The US Constitution Is for Simple Folk Still Burdened by the Belief That Words Have Meaning www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
The US Constitution Is for Simple Folk Still Burdened by the Belief That Words Have Meaning
“Every serious legal mind must inevitably face a fundamental choice: Read the Constitution and apply its words as the bedrock laws of the land, or transcend ...
www.mcsweeneys.net
July 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
The US Constitution Is for Simple Folk Still Burdened by the Belief That Words Have Meaning www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/the...
I wasn't necessarily rooting for France before this match started but I sure AF want them to win now. Paraguay is playing dirty.
And there's this:
And there's this:
Paraguayans fans chanting "Listen, spread the word, they say they are from France but they are all from Angola"
July 4, 2026 at 9:49 PM
I wasn't necessarily rooting for France before this match started but I sure AF want them to win now. Paraguay is playing dirty.
And there's this:
And there's this:
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Half Life 3 is looking good!
July 3, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Half Life 3 is looking good!
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if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing
June 13, 2026 at 5:37 AM
if i had my way when that tarp and scaffolding come down both Trump and Kennedy's names will have been replaced with a sick-ass mural of Dale Earnhardt killing God with an X-Wing
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The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place
June 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
The Texas GOP just brought an elephant into the convention hall and it apparently pissed all over the place
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The South Korean fans couldn't bring the tequila bottle inside the stadium, so they started drinking it all together outside and also invited the Mexican fans to join them.
June 12, 2026 at 6:47 AM
The South Korean fans couldn't bring the tequila bottle inside the stadium, so they started drinking it all together outside and also invited the Mexican fans to join them.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thierry Henry treating Alexi Lalas like the one out-of-control guy at a bachelor party is peak viewing. World Cup punditry at its finest.
June 12, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Zlatan Ibrahimovic and Thierry Henry treating Alexi Lalas like the one out-of-control guy at a bachelor party is peak viewing. World Cup punditry at its finest.
The World Cup hadn't even started yet and I'm already sick of Alexi Lalas and his nonsense.
He's standing next to Zlatan Ibrahimovic and taking ridiculous amounts of shit. Both played in Serie A. Zlatan has multiple Scuddetos whereas Alexi got relegated with Padua.
He's standing next to Zlatan Ibrahimovic and taking ridiculous amounts of shit. Both played in Serie A. Zlatan has multiple Scuddetos whereas Alexi got relegated with Padua.
June 11, 2026 at 6:39 PM
The World Cup hadn't even started yet and I'm already sick of Alexi Lalas and his nonsense.
He's standing next to Zlatan Ibrahimovic and taking ridiculous amounts of shit. Both played in Serie A. Zlatan has multiple Scuddetos whereas Alexi got relegated with Padua.
He's standing next to Zlatan Ibrahimovic and taking ridiculous amounts of shit. Both played in Serie A. Zlatan has multiple Scuddetos whereas Alexi got relegated with Padua.
"Next to the organ donor box, all licenses will now have an additional box you can check that reads, “In the event of an accident, I consent to my awesome-looking, gory corpse being used on album covers, posters, and t-shirts for the heaviest, sickest bands around*. *No poser shit.'"
May 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
"Next to the organ donor box, all licenses will now have an additional box you can check that reads, “In the event of an accident, I consent to my awesome-looking, gory corpse being used on album covers, posters, and t-shirts for the heaviest, sickest bands around*. *No poser shit.'"
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let this be a message to Americans who join the military. the GOP will campaign on your death and use their power to delete your existence from the history books once it becomes inconvenient.
The Arlington National Cemetery Memorial apparently has deleted references and information on everyone interred there who wasn’t a white straight man from their database - attempting to sweep their existence under the rug.
My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.
My thoughts on this obscenity cannot legally be shared on this platform.
Missing in Action: Women Service Members “Delisted” from Arlington National Cemetery Website
When visiting Arlington National Cemetery this Memorial Day you won’t find Purple Heart recipient Nicole Leanne Gee, U.S. Marine Corps (1998-2021) on it’s website despite being interred there and…
www.dailykos.com
May 23, 2026 at 12:35 AM
let this be a message to Americans who join the military. the GOP will campaign on your death and use their power to delete your existence from the history books once it becomes inconvenient.
So it’s over budget and behind schedule.
Trump: We have a ballroom that's under budget. I've doubled the size of it because we obviously need that. And we're right now on budget, under budget and ahead of schedule. I DOUBLED THE SIZE OF IT YOU DUMB PERSON!
May 12, 2026 at 6:20 PM
So it’s over budget and behind schedule.
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“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”
May 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”
Restarting Thrash Thursday a whole day late, but making it up with the very best very good song:
youtu.be/0MT61TsdFxQ?...
youtu.be/0MT61TsdFxQ?...
Texas Toast Chainsaw Massacre - I Wanna Pet Your Dog (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by TTCMofficial
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May 2, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Restarting Thrash Thursday a whole day late, but making it up with the very best very good song:
youtu.be/0MT61TsdFxQ?...
youtu.be/0MT61TsdFxQ?...
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"This Court should never have interpreted § 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 to effectively give racial groups an entitlement to roughly proportional representation" is a real sentence written by Justice Clarence Thomas in his VRA concurrence today, and brb I am going to scream.
April 29, 2026 at 2:58 PM
"This Court should never have interpreted § 2 of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 to effectively give racial groups an entitlement to roughly proportional representation" is a real sentence written by Justice Clarence Thomas in his VRA concurrence today, and brb I am going to scream.
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"At least that union-busting fuck Carnegie built a university and some nice libraries.”
EXACTLY. The rich worried about the public decades ago (either for our general welfare or because OMG Communist revolt) but they do NOT now and that’s a huge problem 😡
EXACTLY. The rich worried about the public decades ago (either for our general welfare or because OMG Communist revolt) but they do NOT now and that’s a huge problem 😡
i wrote about the tendency older people have to fetishize the ‘good’ old days
www.patreon.com/posts/155876...
www.patreon.com/posts/155876...
April 17, 2026 at 9:06 PM
"At least that union-busting fuck Carnegie built a university and some nice libraries.”
EXACTLY. The rich worried about the public decades ago (either for our general welfare or because OMG Communist revolt) but they do NOT now and that’s a huge problem 😡
EXACTLY. The rich worried about the public decades ago (either for our general welfare or because OMG Communist revolt) but they do NOT now and that’s a huge problem 😡