Naufragous Kat
@naufragous.bsky.social
you scumbag, you maggot, you cheap lousy fascist
The idea of moving is so overwhelming as to be a last resort. I can’t decide if I actually *would* be better off somewhere else, but i do sometimes feel as though the finding a preexisting social amoeba to become part of is the only way I’ll ever be able to reenter the “real?” world.
August 21, 2026 at 9:30 AM
The idea of moving is so overwhelming as to be a last resort. I can’t decide if I actually *would* be better off somewhere else, but i do sometimes feel as though the finding a preexisting social amoeba to become part of is the only way I’ll ever be able to reenter the “real?” world.
Dying to redirect attention was one helluva last act of fealty to McConnell.
July 12, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Dying to redirect attention was one helluva last act of fealty to McConnell.
I got this friend stayin with me and he can fall asleep in any position, like a baby. It’s kinda cute but I’m like dude eventually you’re gonna wake up feelin like you slept that way
July 3, 2026 at 8:19 AM
I got this friend stayin with me and he can fall asleep in any position, like a baby. It’s kinda cute but I’m like dude eventually you’re gonna wake up feelin like you slept that way
One of these days I will remember in the moment that if I am bumming a cigarette that is *almost certainly* a sign that I have had too much to drink and that should be my fucking signal to start drinking water in large quantities so I don’t feel like shit the next day. 😖
June 28, 2026 at 5:28 PM
One of these days I will remember in the moment that if I am bumming a cigarette that is *almost certainly* a sign that I have had too much to drink and that should be my fucking signal to start drinking water in large quantities so I don’t feel like shit the next day. 😖
Whenever I finally get my heart back, I’d like to turn custody of it over to someone who is less of an idiot than I am. Any volunteers?
June 15, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Whenever I finally get my heart back, I’d like to turn custody of it over to someone who is less of an idiot than I am. Any volunteers?
I guess I just didn’t know how fucking lonely I was until I got the chance to not be for a few breaths.
June 9, 2026 at 2:32 PM
I guess I just didn’t know how fucking lonely I was until I got the chance to not be for a few breaths.
It’s not doomscrolling so much as it is hopescrolling … an optimistic (if doomed) search for some connection … suppose if I want connection I could go out where the people are. Maybe I’ll actually go to church. What the hell. It could help me feel less alone … (could make it worse, too) …
so.as
June 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
It’s not doomscrolling so much as it is hopescrolling … an optimistic (if doomed) search for some connection … suppose if I want connection I could go out where the people are. Maybe I’ll actually go to church. What the hell. It could help me feel less alone … (could make it worse, too) …
I guess I really am just disposable.
June 3, 2026 at 10:30 PM
I guess I really am just disposable.
I really need to get up. But there is a cat on my arm. And now there is also a cat on my legs. Someone please come to my house and shake a treat canister!
December 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
I really need to get up. But there is a cat on my arm. And now there is also a cat on my legs. Someone please come to my house and shake a treat canister!
Guess I’d better get my work brain in gear. Today is gonna be a doozy.
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Guess I’d better get my work brain in gear. Today is gonna be a doozy.
I still don’t really know what a Labubu is. (Sets post to no replies to keep it that way)
August 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I still don’t really know what a Labubu is. (Sets post to no replies to keep it that way)
Hey, Orlando. Anything shaking Friday night?
August 15, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Hey, Orlando. Anything shaking Friday night?
I am not sure there is a song commonly played these days in public places that I loathe more than “Shape of You.”
July 19, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I am not sure there is a song commonly played these days in public places that I loathe more than “Shape of You.”
If I ever run a brewery, the guest WiFi password will be thatwouldbeagoodnameforabeer
June 26, 2025 at 8:59 PM
If I ever run a brewery, the guest WiFi password will be thatwouldbeagoodnameforabeer
I bit the ever loving hecc out of the tip of my tongue tonight and this is going to suck for at least a few days
June 11, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I bit the ever loving hecc out of the tip of my tongue tonight and this is going to suck for at least a few days
He’s not supposed to jump/climb/run for awhile yet.
I’m trying to keep him engaged.
I’m trying to keep him engaged.
May 16, 2025 at 7:29 AM
He’s not supposed to jump/climb/run for awhile yet.
I’m trying to keep him engaged.
I’m trying to keep him engaged.
Every once in a great while, I noticed a scent in the air that reminds me of the smell of polymer clay cooking. I’ve never been able to figure out what it actually is, but it is a dead match, to my particular olfactory nostalgia anyway, for fimo/sculpey baking
May 9, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Every once in a great while, I noticed a scent in the air that reminds me of the smell of polymer clay cooking. I’ve never been able to figure out what it actually is, but it is a dead match, to my particular olfactory nostalgia anyway, for fimo/sculpey baking
Y’ever open a can of sardines to goblin-eat straight out of the can at a quarter to 4 only to find you accidentally grabbed the FANCY sardines and now you feel like you’re not doing them justice eating them straight off the appetizer fork.
May 7, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Y’ever open a can of sardines to goblin-eat straight out of the can at a quarter to 4 only to find you accidentally grabbed the FANCY sardines and now you feel like you’re not doing them justice eating them straight off the appetizer fork.
I need to start figuring out how to put everything I’ve written in one place because when I kick it, I would love nothing more than to give everything I’ve ever written that I thought might be a good song to the world to let any song/poetry writer, or whatever open source the hell out of that shit.
April 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
I need to start figuring out how to put everything I’ve written in one place because when I kick it, I would love nothing more than to give everything I’ve ever written that I thought might be a good song to the world to let any song/poetry writer, or whatever open source the hell out of that shit.
Anyone who is in the DC metro or can reasonably get to DC should go to this so I can live vicariously through you.
This is SO COOL; congrats you two 💚
This is SO COOL; congrats you two 💚
More details as we get them, but we are VERY pleased to announce that we'll be X-Plaining the X-Men live at the Library of Congress on the evening of June 6, 2025, as part of World Pride!
It'll be a free show, but ticketed due to limited seating; we'll post the link as soon as it's up!
It'll be a free show, but ticketed due to limited seating; we'll post the link as soon as it's up!
April 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Anyone who is in the DC metro or can reasonably get to DC should go to this so I can live vicariously through you.
This is SO COOL; congrats you two 💚
This is SO COOL; congrats you two 💚
I guess I’m really just still that kid who cries on the playground because the other kids don’t understand me.
April 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I guess I’m really just still that kid who cries on the playground because the other kids don’t understand me.
And then I had to shove meds down his throat and we broke trust again and I got a little more of a claw in my hand that ideal but he was happy to see me tonight at FIRST, anyway?
Also Violent Femmes fucking KILLED IT. Worth the hurricane delay and juggling the foster cat stress.
Also Violent Femmes fucking KILLED IT. Worth the hurricane delay and juggling the foster cat stress.
April 1, 2025 at 4:23 AM
And then I had to shove meds down his throat and we broke trust again and I got a little more of a claw in my hand that ideal but he was happy to see me tonight at FIRST, anyway?
Also Violent Femmes fucking KILLED IT. Worth the hurricane delay and juggling the foster cat stress.
Also Violent Femmes fucking KILLED IT. Worth the hurricane delay and juggling the foster cat stress.
Well, I can see why the flashlight in my car wasn't working.
March 21, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Well, I can see why the flashlight in my car wasn't working.